Finish the sentence

[olevetonahill]

If I knew I would never get caught, I would

[rock on sooner]

If I knew I'd never get caught, I would.:glee:

[badger]

I would never pay a downtown Tulsa parking meter and simply park in the street all day. There are many other downtown workers like me that try to pull this off daily and know the exact number of tickets they can emasse before getting a boot on their tire.

They also know stupid tricks like using fake coin tokens from the local arcade to break parking meters (it apparently makes a very sickly noise before quitting), what weather conditions will prevent meter maids from writing tickets (any semblance of rain basically, stupid Oklahoma drought) and such.

Alas, I've been caught a few times when I thought it would rain, when I thought I could get away with free parking, etc. Those stupid tickets are $15 each and I've paid about 5 of them in about 7 years living up here.

[C&CDean]

diddle olevet in the pooper.

[olevetonahill]

diddle olevet in the pooper.

Thats just Ghey. Plus ya would get Caught cause I'd scream like a Little girl.

[badger]

I would steal cable. With as much ads as those channels make us watch, especially during college football season, I think the ends would justify the means. The price is sky high, the content is increasingly bland and nothingness so about the only justification left is live sports, which they congest with ad space on the playing field, in the stands, during the game broadcast, during halftime/breaks, before and after the games, gag.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I would buy a couple of tourist visas for my two sisters-in-law so they could visit the U.S.

[olevetonahill]

I would sit on the Border and Shoot the Illegals as they came across.:courage:

[Curly Bill]

I would sit on the Border and Shoot the Illegals as they came across.:courage:

I like this one a lot! :encouragement:

[badger]

I would sit on the Border and Shoot the Illegals as they came across.:courage:

That's what they probably once said about the flocks of passenger pigeons.

[olevetonahill]

That's what they probably once said about the flocks of passenger pigeons.

And ya dont see us having a Problem with them today , DO ya!

[8timechamps]

touch boobies. A lot of them.

[OULenexaman]

I can't post it here....

[Soonerjeepman]

touch boobies. A lot of them.

I'm going with this one!

[Jacie]

. . . hide in the girl's lockeroom, burn Korans in the fireplace to keep warm, shoplift from Walmart, and make crank calls in the middle of the night to people who were mean to me.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Kick Mid right in the brown...

[Soonerfan88]

....counterfeit whatever $$ I needed and live a life of luxury.

[olevetonahill]

....counterfeit whatever $$ I needed and live a life of luxury.

Heh, Or Maybe scam Credit cards.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Hypnotize Jennifer Love Hewitt, and "borrow " her for a month or so.

[olevetonahill]

Hypnotize Jennifer Love Hewitt, and "borrow " her for a month or so.

You get ALL the Money Ya gonna Get all the Hawt broads makin ya sammiches.

[yermom]

Two chicks at the same time

[olevetonahill]

Two chicks at the same time

Heh, I got caught. would do it again anyway.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You get ALL the Money Ya gonna Get all the Hawt broads makin ya sammiches.Then I would hypnotize George Soros, George Clooney and Warren Buffet, and they could give it up. Or just take the Saudi oil fields or Fort Knox or sumpin.

[cleller]

....never pay taxes again.

[nighttrain12]

If I knew I would never get caught, I would

doing nothing different because I am such an honest person!
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I'm BS'ing y'all! Peek through a hole at a womans shower of course!

[rock on sooner]

Two chicks at the same time

Did that and wound up on the floor....duz that mean I got caught?

[XingTheRubicon]

maim one of my neighbors dogs