CAPTION TIHS: Eric Holder

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Via the Associated Press:
http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2013/05/14/AP327270737439/large.jpg

What's really going on: Attorney General Eric Holder at a Tuesday press conference concerning the obtaining of data from the Associated Press. (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/05/holder-carney-ap-leak/65224/)

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Holder: Whoa, I really CAN tell the difference between a 5-bladed razor and a 4-bladed razor. Schick Quattro, you're finished-o! Helllo, Mach 5!

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I dunno why Obama loves his teleprompter so much. I love me my MIRROR. Hey there, good lookin!

[sappstuf]

Michelle? I'll call it attorney/client privilege..

[olevetonahill]

I wonder just how much more smoke I can blow up their asses

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Department of Justice? Why would I know anything about what the Department of Justice does.

Now look at my beautiful face and ignore that big "Department of Justice" plaque behind me.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

"What do you mean RESIGN. I'm just getting started. Wait til the democrats get the House back."

[OULenexaman]

I wonder if they believe this one too....

[badger]

"Touch of Gray" my arse, Just for Men! It's turned my entire ****ing scalp gray and only my black mustache and eyebrows are left. How does that lucky bastard Obama do it. Ah well, I'm still one sexy AG

[FaninAma]

Hmmmm, I wonder who I pin the blame on for the latest round of scandals?

[FaninAma]

I knew I should have taken that teaching gig back at Columbia instead of reupping for this ****ty job.

[sappstuf]

I can't remember when I recused myself and I never put it in writing anyway...

That is his actually story today by the way.

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Awww, are you cute widdle peasants in the media gallery mad at big meanie Holder. Let me get a binky for baby AP. Ah ah ay ay? Pee pee poo poo? There's a smile from the little cutie. Now who wants a wolly pop?

[FaninAma]

I can't remember when I recused myself and I never put it in writing anyway...

That is his actually story today by the way.

i heard that. This administration is so ****ing incompetent it is scarey. All they know is how to play Chicago style politics :increase their voting base by offering handouts and
use sleazeball tactics against their opposition.

[badger]

Captions, people, not political banter :P

Holder: That's right, stop talking about my lying and go back to talking about my photogenic face. Yeaaaaah, talking about *this* guy riiiiiight here with his sexy chin and full, plush eyebrows. With great mustache comes great responsibility.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

i heard that. This administration is so ****ing incompetent it is scarey. All they know is how to play Chicago style politics :increase their voting base by offering handouts and
use sleazeball tactics against their opposition.strikes me as more intentional than incompetent

[FaninAma]

strikes me as more intentional than incompetent
They're incompetent in carrying out the Constitutional duties of their offices.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

They're incompetent in carrying out the Constitutional duties of their offices.CONSTITUTION SCHMONSTITUTION

[cleller]

Hmmm. What have we here? These are people are beginning to look like racists to me.