CAPTION THIS: Warren Buffett

[badger]

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51853c56eab8eaa111000003-1200-900/warren-buffett-28.jpg
What's really going on: While he's been in the news a bit during the past week, in this particular photo, he's just throwing a newspaper (http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-looks-super-intense-while-throwing-this-newspaper-2013-5). He and Bill Gates both did to start the Berkshire annual meeting in Omaha on Saturday.

[badger]

Billionaire Warren Buffett reveals the secret to his success: His magical vanishing hand reappears full of money every time he blinks

[Sooner5030]

Is that Suh behind him?

[REDREX]

I stole this tie from T.Boone

[sappstuf]

While the crowd is distracted with his right hand "secretary's tax rate is unfair" antics, his left hand continues to pocket money from tax loopholes he lobbied for.

And is that Ndamukong Suh in the background?

[Soonerjeepman]

"give me back my lollipop!"

prob is Suh...Buffet's convention is in Omaha I think....my brother went as a share holder a few years back.

[FaninAma]

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51853c56eab8eaa111000003-1200-900/warren-buffett-28.jpg
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President of Exchange: [Randolph Duke has just collapsed with shock] Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
Mortimer Duke: **** him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!
[shouts - it echoes pathetically throughout the trading hall]
Mortimer Duke: Turn those machines back on!

The Oracle of Omaha is the biggest hypocrite this side of the Reverend Jimmy Swaggart.

[C&CDean]

"I am the ghost of Slytherin House..."

[Tulsa_Fireman]

MUST... HOLD... THE BALLS...