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badger
5/2/2013, 02:30 PM
While there are tons of photos of tear gas flash bombs and other riot gearing police, I decided to go with a more captionable one:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130502081807-may-day-seattle-horizontal-gallery.jpg
To see what's really going on in Seattle, you can read here (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57582483/seattle-may-day-rally-turns-violent/) (via CBS News)

badger
5/2/2013, 02:31 PM
"Son, I know you're angry that we're giving grandma your bedroom, but it was well past time you move out of the house anyway."

badger
5/2/2013, 02:32 PM
Kid: Dude, do you really think that riot gear makes you look like a tough man?
Cop: Duuuuuuude, do you really think that bandana prevent me from arresting you?

sappstuf
5/2/2013, 02:33 PM
"You were one of the Occupy Wall Street ******s weren't you?"

badger
5/2/2013, 02:38 PM
Guy: GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Cop: Are you ****ing serious, little twerp?!

cleller
5/2/2013, 02:42 PM
"Do you even know what you are doing?"

"I know that I've got a leather jacket, a hoodie, and a bandana. I must have some desire to be something I'm not."

okie52
5/2/2013, 02:43 PM
If I had a son, he'd look like you....

TheHumanAlphabet
5/2/2013, 02:47 PM
"F. U. you little anarchist"... pound, pound, pound

OU_Sooners75
5/2/2013, 02:47 PM
Cop: Bitch, where's my fish?
Kid: I stoled it!

sappstuf
5/2/2013, 02:59 PM
"No, I'm the lyrical Jesse James."

badger
5/2/2013, 03:39 PM
Sir, this is a no-face-coverings zone. I have removed the plastic covering from my face, so we kindly ask that you respect the zone and remove your face covering.

ouwasp
5/2/2013, 03:43 PM
Cop to punk: "Kumbaya circle is tonight at ten! By the burnt-out squad car. Pass the word."
Punk: "Thanks, bro. I'll bring some extra weed."

Five minutes later. Cop on radio: "Let's plan that K-9 sweep at 10:15. Make sure the dogs haven't eaten yet."

Soonerjeepman
5/2/2013, 03:46 PM
Olivia One Feather, of Covington, joined the crowd Wednesday night because she wanted to see how police handled the protest. She said she wasn't impressed, adding that she was pepper sprayed in the face while trying to video record officers.

"They don't have any manners. They don't say please or give you time to get out of the way," she said.

ok, first you dumba$$...get a REAL NAME...(no evidence she is actually feather indian)..2nd no, the cops WON'T say please or thank you if you are being violent and destructing property that is NOT YOURS. Frickin loser hippies

Soonerjeepman
5/2/2013, 03:49 PM
cop: "son, where are your flowers..?...can't go any further without flowers"

kid: "crap...I left them on the neighbors door.."



** I always thought May Day was about putting flowers on your neighbors door...no?

badger
5/2/2013, 03:54 PM
I always thought May Day was about putting flowers on your neighbors door...no?
I don't have many flowers, but even Tulsa had snow today so I guess you could see why :(

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Guy: I am a non-conformist who does not conform!
Cop: Sir, you're wearing the same bandana as the 20 rioters we just arrested.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/2/2013, 06:08 PM
protester: "Send your weapons to Mexico and sequester the Customs and Border Patrol people"

Cop: "Just give it a month or 2."

SoonerInFortSmith
5/2/2013, 06:15 PM
Hey kid you spilled some Starbucks on your shirt.

Soonerjeepman
5/2/2013, 07:57 PM
I don't have many flowers, but even Tulsa had snow today so I guess you could see why :(

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Guy: I am a non-conformist who does not conform!
Cop: Sir, you're wearing the same bandana as the 20 rioters we just arrested.

snow as well...lol