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badger
4/30/2013, 10:15 AM
Via the Associated Press:
http://i44.tinypic.com/1pgu39.jpg
What's really going on: President Obama is discussing Syria. You can view the live press conference here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/barack-obama-press-conference-live).
badger
4/30/2013, 10:16 AM
Obama: Maybe I should have worn my red tie today to show that I am willing to work across the aisle...
Soonerjeepman
4/30/2013, 10:52 AM
"hmmm, guess the sequester was my suggestion, maybe I am the dip$hit that people say I am.."
cleller
4/30/2013, 10:54 AM
"There. Proved it. A smile really is a frown turned upside down."
jkjsooner
4/30/2013, 11:01 AM
I can't figure if the Republicans want me to go to war or not. Damned if you do damned if you don't.
OULenexaman
4/30/2013, 11:08 AM
Crap....Jason Collins is getting more attention than me.
ouwasp
4/30/2013, 11:23 AM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty." (any other Seinfeld fans out there?)
badger
4/30/2013, 11:38 AM
"Wouldn't the haters just throw up with glee if they knew I was born in Syria, not Kenya..."
Bourbon St Sooner
4/30/2013, 12:40 PM
I still can't believe Al Roker sharted and threw his undies away in my bathroom. Talk about chemical weopon.
OULenexaman
4/30/2013, 01:47 PM
This is my Biden impersonation....
Curly Bill
4/30/2013, 02:19 PM
"Damn, maybe they're right, maybe I am ruining the country?"
badger
4/30/2013, 02:25 PM
"I like jujubees. The red and green ones are like the king of jujubee land. The yellow and purple ones are peasants. One day, there will be a jujubee revolution."
Curly Bill
4/30/2013, 02:30 PM
"I knew when Michelle asked if that dress made her look fat I shouldn't have said yes! Man, I AM so dumb sometimes!!!"
badger
4/30/2013, 02:37 PM
"Michelle just HAD to be outta town when our younger daughter has her first period, didn't she? 'Daddy, I need tampons.' I look at Secret Service to protect me and they just stand there like emotionless robots. Thanks a lot, jerks. Now Daddy B has to visit aisle 9."
ouwasp
4/30/2013, 07:48 PM
"I'm sad to say I am not gay. The several times I tried homosexuality, I just couldn't really enjoy it. It seems a shame, since coming out is so hip these days..."
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/30/2013, 08:21 PM
"look dipchitz, I'm not about to do anything about Syria, nukes or whatever. They are in the Birds of a Feather category, and you can turn elsewhere for whatever pleases you, if it's still legal, asswonks!
Breadburner
4/30/2013, 08:57 PM
"Where's the White Wimmen".....???
OU_Sooners75
4/30/2013, 09:47 PM
"That was some of the nastiest weed evar! Remind myself later to kick Hagel in the nuts!"
badger
5/1/2013, 08:16 AM
Sooo...um... do we vote on the winner now, or do we just have fun with this and move on to the next one? :)
Curly Bill
5/1/2013, 08:42 AM
Sooo...um... do we vote on the winner now, or do we just have fun with this and move on to the next one? :)

Lets go ahead and declare me the winner! :congratulatory:
Bourbon St Sooner
5/1/2013, 08:43 AM
Damn! That gay dude had a hotter chick than me. I'd like to smack that ***.