View Full Version : CAPTION THIS: Obama press conference
badger
4/30/2013, 10:15 AM
Via the Associated Press:
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What's really going on: President Obama is discussing Syria. You can view the live press conference here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/barack-obama-press-conference-live).
badger
4/30/2013, 10:16 AM
Obama: Maybe I should have worn my red tie today to show that I am willing to work across the aisle...
Soonerjeepman
4/30/2013, 10:52 AM
"hmmm, guess the sequester was my suggestion, maybe I am the dip$hit that people say I am.."
cleller
4/30/2013, 10:54 AM
"There. Proved it. A smile really is a frown turned upside down."
jkjsooner
4/30/2013, 11:01 AM
I can't figure if the Republicans want me to go to war or not. Damned if you do damned if you don't.
OULenexaman
4/30/2013, 11:08 AM
Crap....Jason Collins is getting more attention than me.
ouwasp
4/30/2013, 11:23 AM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty." (any other Seinfeld fans out there?)
badger
4/30/2013, 11:38 AM
"Wouldn't the haters just throw up with glee if they knew I was born in Syria, not Kenya..."
Bourbon St Sooner
4/30/2013, 12:40 PM
I still can't believe Al Roker sharted and threw his undies away in my bathroom. Talk about chemical weopon.
OULenexaman
4/30/2013, 01:47 PM
This is my Biden impersonation....
Curly Bill
4/30/2013, 02:19 PM
"Damn, maybe they're right, maybe I am ruining the country?"
badger
4/30/2013, 02:25 PM
"I like jujubees. The red and green ones are like the king of jujubee land. The yellow and purple ones are peasants. One day, there will be a jujubee revolution."
Curly Bill
4/30/2013, 02:30 PM
"I knew when Michelle asked if that dress made her look fat I shouldn't have said yes! Man, I AM so dumb sometimes!!!"
badger
4/30/2013, 02:37 PM
"Michelle just HAD to be outta town when our younger daughter has her first period, didn't she? 'Daddy, I need tampons.' I look at Secret Service to protect me and they just stand there like emotionless robots. Thanks a lot, jerks. Now Daddy B has to visit aisle 9."
ouwasp
4/30/2013, 07:48 PM
"I'm sad to say I am not gay. The several times I tried homosexuality, I just couldn't really enjoy it. It seems a shame, since coming out is so hip these days..."
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/30/2013, 08:21 PM
"look dipchitz, I'm not about to do anything about Syria, nukes or whatever. They are in the Birds of a Feather category, and you can turn elsewhere for whatever pleases you, if it's still legal, asswonks!
Breadburner
4/30/2013, 08:57 PM
"Where's the White Wimmen".....???
OU_Sooners75
4/30/2013, 09:47 PM
"That was some of the nastiest weed evar! Remind myself later to kick Hagel in the nuts!"
Sooo...um... do we vote on the winner now, or do we just have fun with this and move on to the next one? :)
Curly Bill
5/1/2013, 08:42 AM
Sooo...um... do we vote on the winner now, or do we just have fun with this and move on to the next one? :)
Lets go ahead and declare me the winner! :congratulatory:
Bourbon St Sooner
5/1/2013, 08:43 AM
Damn! That gay dude had a hotter chick than me. I'd like to smack that ***.
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