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cleller
3/12/2013, 04:28 PM
I actually saw this at Shaggy Bevo, but it was worth sharing. If you watch a few minutes, you'll see that this coach conducts the tours of the weight room in a unique way. Like the emcee of a monster truck show touring the Taj Mahal.

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Jason White's Third Knee
3/12/2013, 07:12 PM
Oh, I f%$#ing hate that guy.
lexsooner
3/12/2013, 09:02 PM
His selective yelling reminds me of Frau Farbissina from Austin Powers.
8timechamps
3/12/2013, 09:08 PM
"You wouldn't want a player to run across the gym why exercising!"

Of course not, you DON'T want a player exercising in the middle of his exercise!
bluedogok
3/12/2013, 10:03 PM
Most S&C coaches could be classified as a "little odd"....heck most could be called a "whole lotta odd".
rainiersooner
3/12/2013, 11:45 PM
I see a Sacha Baron Cohen film in the making.
rainiersooner
3/12/2013, 11:46 PM
Most S&C coaches could be classified as a "little odd"....heck most could be called a "whole lotta odd".

yeah but he had a weird theatrical gay quality (with all due respect to my pillow biting brethren) about him that took it to another level
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/13/2013, 12:34 AM
Has Sabansballs actually influenced others to turn this into a Bamers board?
Soonerwake
3/13/2013, 10:55 AM
Has Sabansballs actually influenced others to turn this into a Bamers board?

No kidding.. I will say that I don't mind a little talk about other teams by our fans, but the fact that every thread Sabansballs (nice name BTW) starts, and every thread he posts in has to reference back to Bama is really old. Of course, as a general rule the UT people get all giddy in the recruiting threads, and the agglets will make their comments with comparison's to their "program". Just because OU fans make comments about your program doesn't mean we really need your "expert" opinion. Go talk about your team on your boards.

That's just my opinion though. Some of us like you a**wipes being here, I just don't share that position.
Soonerwake
3/13/2013, 10:56 AM
Oh, and I would agree that most S&C coaches are a bit on the "odd" side....
BoomerJ
3/13/2013, 01:16 PM
I envision this guy as more of a LSU or the Rajin Cajun S & C coach.
8timechamps
3/13/2013, 02:43 PM
I think it's the random yelling that's the most odd.
ddub0224
3/13/2013, 02:48 PM
Where is the deer antler spray kept?
MichiganSooner
3/13/2013, 05:45 PM
Who cares? This is a Sooner board.
sooneron
3/13/2013, 09:37 PM
He YELLS cuz he CARES!!![hairGel]
C&CDean
3/13/2013, 10:28 PM
It's ****ing iron dude. Everyone has it. Some utilize it better, and some actually lift more than they toke. OU has a great facility...but they also have a bunch of tokers. Shame. Damned shame.
Blue
3/13/2013, 11:14 PM
This guy sucks. Imagine having to see him on local commercials.

Gimmicky bastardo.
cleller
3/14/2013, 08:47 AM
This guy sucks. Imagine having to see him on local commercials.

Gimmicky bastardo.

"Does this look like a big car lot to you? Wrong. This is a HUGE MOUNTAIN EVEREST ENVYING CAR LOT, and you need to GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
8timechamps
3/14/2013, 02:09 PM
"Does this look like a big car lot to you? Wrong. This is a HUGE MOUNTAIN EVEREST ENVYING CAR LOT, and you need to GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

Except the yelling in your hypothetical makes too much sense. It'd be more like:

"Does this look like a big CAR LOT to you? Wrong. This is a huge mount Everest ENVYING car lot, and you nee to GET DOWN here now!"
toast
3/14/2013, 04:54 PM
It's Matt Foley and he lives in a van down by the river.
goingoneight
3/14/2013, 09:53 PM
Most S&C coaches look better with stockpiled rosters. Same reason why Schmitty looks like a genius with the 2003, 2004, 2007 and 2008 teams. Same reason why all name coaches look better than most of their competition. To quote Jimmy Johnson--
"I had a tiny little pistol at Oklahoma State. I had an AK-47 down in Miami. Suddenly I'm a better coach with a dozen guys like Michael Irvin running around."
Sabanball
3/15/2013, 10:42 PM
Cochran has followed Saban since his days at LSU and is a little quirky but he does a great job for us. As long as we keep contending for NC's, he can yell and sound weird 24/7 for all I care.
Herr Scholz
3/16/2013, 12:12 AM
yeah but he had a weird theatrical gay quality (with all due respect to my pillow biting brethren) about him that took it to another level
Didn't your former player Damian Mackey who was on your 2000 title team makes some comments about your guy Schmitty? Like he pitches and catches for the same team or something like that?
StoopTroup
3/16/2013, 01:23 AM
Sabansballz....LMAO
LakeRat
3/21/2013, 01:49 PM
I was ready to sign with him right now. Now I am a 32 year old out of shape fat guy, but still!! I like this guy.
8timechamps
3/21/2013, 03:04 PM
Cochran has followed Saban since his days at LSU and is a little quirky but he does a great job for us. As long as we keep contending for NC's, he can yell and sound weird 24/7 for all I care.

I think all S&C guys are a little different. Some more than others, but they all live and work in their fitness zone. There is a guy at my gym that I've gotten to know over the past couple of years, he's good guy and would do anything for anyone in need. He's faithful to his wife, polite to everyone and looks like what I picture Zeus to look like, but the guy is strange. Not in a bad way, just different. He's there 24/7 and is a professional trainer.