badger
2/27/2013, 12:15 PM
It's offseason, so why not:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2240303/fulmercup-022613_medium.png
If you're wondering how Bammer emassed 16 points, here's the latest Cupdate (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/2/26/4032928/fulmer-cupdate-too-full-of-bama).
Line of the entry:
The arrests are making roster cuts for Saban easier than they should be, dammit, but when you're Alabama in 2013 luck just follows your a$s around like flies to a sh*tpile.
Texas is the only Big 12 team on the board currently, and here's how they got their two points (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/2/4/3951168/fulmer-cupdate-tequila-in-my-pants):
TEXAS. Mack Brown recruited him as a quarterback, not a safety, so don't expect Connor Brewer to know how to play his coverages yet, so to speak. You force a wobbly one into police coverage on a Friday night in Austin, and you will get an MIP and public intox. No one noticed these two misdemeanor charges thanks to Major Applewhite's wandering Longhorn incident coming out after three years, but the Fulmer Cup sees all--even those things obscured by pesky pending litigation, and the nasty things it unearths.
Two points for Texas in the 2013 Fulmer Cup are awarded. Related: Phil Simms stammering and trying to tell someone, anyone, about all the illicit *** his son has had over the years. ("Nine months? Chris cheated on his wife when she was THIRTEEN MONTHS PREGNANT. I'm Phil Simms! Walls terrify me with their determination and strength!")
Welcome to offseason, beyonces. September is still almost six months away
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2240303/fulmercup-022613_medium.png
If you're wondering how Bammer emassed 16 points, here's the latest Cupdate (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/2/26/4032928/fulmer-cupdate-too-full-of-bama).
Line of the entry:
The arrests are making roster cuts for Saban easier than they should be, dammit, but when you're Alabama in 2013 luck just follows your a$s around like flies to a sh*tpile.
Texas is the only Big 12 team on the board currently, and here's how they got their two points (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/2/4/3951168/fulmer-cupdate-tequila-in-my-pants):
TEXAS. Mack Brown recruited him as a quarterback, not a safety, so don't expect Connor Brewer to know how to play his coverages yet, so to speak. You force a wobbly one into police coverage on a Friday night in Austin, and you will get an MIP and public intox. No one noticed these two misdemeanor charges thanks to Major Applewhite's wandering Longhorn incident coming out after three years, but the Fulmer Cup sees all--even those things obscured by pesky pending litigation, and the nasty things it unearths.
Two points for Texas in the 2013 Fulmer Cup are awarded. Related: Phil Simms stammering and trying to tell someone, anyone, about all the illicit *** his son has had over the years. ("Nine months? Chris cheated on his wife when she was THIRTEEN MONTHS PREGNANT. I'm Phil Simms! Walls terrify me with their determination and strength!")
Welcome to offseason, beyonces. September is still almost six months away