Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model 2013

[nighttrain12]

Tiggo Bitties!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20672335,00.html

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/news/130225/kate-upton-300.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

God I love boobs.

[sooneron]

I love em too, but like I said in the other thread those are 3-4 pencils. EASY.

[olevetonahill]

I love em too, but like I said in the other thread those are 3-4 pencils. EASY.

#12 Crescent wrench.

[FirstandGoal]

I will say this.

Kudos to SI for not showing some skinny-***, malnourished androgynous-looking female.

[C&CDean]

I will say this.

Kudos to SI for not showing some skinny-***, malnourished androgynous-looking female.

Agreed. However, I could do with about a half-keg less silicone. God I hate fake titties.

[olevetonahill]

Agreed. However, I could do with about a half-keg less silicone. God I hate fake titties.

I aint prejudiced, I love me some Titties, Dont care WHO made em, God or man.

[C&CDean]

I aint prejudiced, I love me some Titties, Dont care WHO made em, God or man.

Dude, fake is fake. Dudes with rugs on their head. Calf implants. Penis implants. Fake titties. Liposuction. Plastic surgery. All the same to me. The only exception would be someone with medical issues.

[olevetonahill]

Dude, fake is fake. Dudes with rugs on their head. Calf implants. Penis implants. Fake titties. Liposuction. Plastic surgery. All the same to me. The only exception would be someone with medical issues.

Yea , But just imagin in 20 years.

http://www.faxtoons.com/pictures/get_image.php?id=1212.jpg

[BigTip]

Agreed. However, I could do with about a half-keg less silicone. God I hate fake titties.

If you can see'em, they're real.

(stolen from a comedian)

[yermom]

Agreed. However, I could do with about a half-keg less silicone. God I hate fake titties.

if those are fake, they are pretty good...

[achiro]

Hers bounce way to much to be fake.

[okiewaker]

I could tell you if they are real if I could see her ankles. I can't see her ankles so IDK if they are real or not. I know this, they are boobs and they are attached to a woman with a hot body, and me like very much.

[olevetonahill]

I could tell you if they are real if I could see her ankles. I can't see her ankles so IDK if they are real or not. I know this, they are boobs and they are attached to a woman with a hot body, and me like very much.

Hell, I just need to Feel em for awhile and I'll know if they real or not.

[okiewaker]

Hell, I just need to Feel em for awhile and I'll know if they real or not.


Yeah but that might get you 5yrs down to the jail where dudes would be trying to see if yer boobs are real.

[olevetonahill]

Hell, I just need to Feel em for awhile and I'll know if they real or not.


Yeah but that might get you 5yrs down to the jail where dudes would be trying to see if yer boobs are real.

Not if Shes willin.:very_drunk:

[Soonerjeepman]

dam#....nice. I say real...the rest of her body is...ummm...fuller than most.

[badger]

I saw my first swimsuit issue ever last year (forgot to tell SI no in time) and the photos are meh, but the ads are funny. OOoo, green M&M has her green shell off! (no not kidding)

[okiewaker]

"Not if Shes willin"



For a few drums of cash she mite let you do more. SI got her haf naked for a barrel or two. To touch mite cost you a few barrels. I got you a shovel handy.

[olevetonahill]

"Not if Shes willin"



For a few drums of cash she mite let you do more. SI got her haf naked for a barrel or two. To touch mite cost you a few barrels. I got you a shovel handy.

Heh. Lets go Halvezes

[okiewaker]

"Heh. Lets go Halvezes"


As long as I go first, unlessen you wear gloves. I don't like sloppy seconds.

[olevetonahill]

"Heh. Lets go Halvezes"


As long as I go first, unlessen you wear gloves. I don't like sloppy seconds.

Dumas, You take ONE I'll take the other.

[8timechamps]

Dude, fake is fake. Dudes with rugs on their head. Calf implants. Penis implants. Fake titties. Liposuction. Plastic surgery. All the same to me. The only exception would be someone with medical issues.

I don't know Dean, boobies are boobies. I like boobies.

[olevetonahill]

I don't know Dean, boobies are boobies. I like boobies.

Thats My point Bro. I dont care who makes em.

[Curly Bill]

I'm with Dean on this one. Magnificent real boobies are just that - magnificent! Fakes ones, no matter how magnificent they may appear to be are just meh.

That being said: I have no idea whether our cover model here is sporting magnificent ones, or meh ones. I'm leaning towards fake, and thus: meh.

[olevetonahill]

I'm with Dean on this one. Magnificent real boobies are just that - magnificent! Fakes ones, no matter how magnificent they may appear to be are just meh.

That being said: I have no idea whether our cover model here is sporting magnificent ones, or meh ones. I'm leaning towards fake, and thus: meh.

Im just leaning towards em.
Real or fake its Kinda like ****in, The worst I ever had was still pretty dayum Good.

[sooneron]

Agreed. However, I could do with about a half-keg less silicone. God I hate fake titties.

They're real. They'll probably be down to her waist by 35 years. I know two wardrobe stylists that have worked with her.

[olevetonahill]

Did a search, They real according to this.

http://images.celebritypop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-before-and-after.jpg

Once upon a time, before becoming a uber sexy bikini model, Kate Upton a.k.a Katherine Upton was just a regular girl in High School!

So we bring you some before photos of the model, and by before, we mean yearbook pictures from just a few years ago, because she is only 20-years-old after all.

Kate attended the religious Holy Trinity Episcopal Academy in Melbourne, Florida and is described as a ‘flat chested nerd’ by some former classmates.

The good news for Kate is that she eventually blossomed and is now a very popular model. And by the way, she is all real and hasn’t had any plastic surgery.


http://www.celebritypop.com/tag/are-kate-uptons-boobs-real/

[Curly Bill]

They're real. They'll probably be down to her waist by 35 years. I know two wardrobe stylists that have worked with her.

So, they're real, and they're spectacular?! LOL

[SicEmBaylor]

I saw my first swimsuit issue ever last year (forgot to tell SI no in time) and the photos are meh, but the ads are funny. OOoo, green M&M has her green shell off! (no not kidding)

Did it...you know....give you any special feelings?

[C&CDean]

If they're real then hells yes!

[normanx]

Gone from real to fake on the girl. I'll take real bewbs everyday. Fake=fun to look at. Real=fun to play with. Jmho.

[8timechamps]

I'm sure I'll get plenty of **** for this, but Kate Upton doesn't do much for me.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm sure I'll get plenty of **** for this, but Kate Upton doesn't do much for me.
I agree. I love the boobs but she herself doesn't look any different than any other pretty blonde. I just can't figure out what makes her so special. :shrug:

Not my type in any case.

[8timechamps]

I agree. I love the boobs but she herself doesn't look any different than any other pretty blonde. I just can't figure out what makes her so special. :shrug:

Not my type in any case.

Exactly. Great body, but she is a bikini model. Maybe I'm just getting old. No, 'cause vet has proven that older men still like boobies. She just doesn't do anything for me.

[olevetonahill]

Exactly. Great body, but she is a bikini model. Maybe I'm just getting old. No, 'cause vet has proven that older men still like boobies. She just doesn't do anything for me.

At My age I dont Cull em anymore. Now If I get my choice? Ill take a sexy Brunette over a Blond any day.

[Fraggle145]

If I can touch 'em they're real.

[Soonerjeepman]

you are an old mfer....lol...I prefer brunettes as well..but def would "hit it"...

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't like bombshell....at all.

I really prefer me the gingers but brunette is fine. It really isn't the hair color so much as the fact that I like the "girl next door" look. Some may call it the "plain jane" look but I like "cute" and petite not "hot" and tall.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

So, they're real, and they're spectacular?! LOL

I think I read that Ellen got kicked out of the girl scouts.





http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ZHSbRtaNynvWr_GB8O29hg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://mit.zenfs.com/875/2013/02/161408580.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I think I read that Ellen got kicked out of the girl scouts.





http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ZHSbRtaNynvWr_GB8O29hg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://mit.zenfs.com/875/2013/02/161408580.jpg

Prolly fer eatin too many brownies.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Prolly fer eatin too many brownies.


Probably right. And anyone who munches on Portia de Rossi has my respect.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Kate Upton is a lovely lady and all, but that's not my favorite SI model cover ...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2002/0201_large.jpg

I like an exotic touch.

[SicEmBaylor]

Kate Upton is a lovely lady and all, but that's not my favorite SI model cover ...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2002/0201_large.jpg

I like an exotic touch.
Serious question...

Do Mexican tacos smell like tacos?
I bet they do.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Serious question...


lol

I suppose it when she breaks out in Spanish during orgasm that enhances the aroma and flavor.

[SicEmBaylor]

lol

I suppose it when she breaks out in Spanish during orgasm that enhances the aroma and flavor.
:shudder:

[FirstandGoal]

Heh, I just wanted to chime in again and say how much I love all y'all guys.

It's nice to know that no matter how old, young, or picky (fake, real, blonde, brunette...) y'all are, that men are still men.

This conversation has been most amusing to read.


Okay, feel free to commence talking about boobies again.

[olevetonahill]

Heh, I just wanted to chime in again and say how much I love all y'all guys.

It's nice to know that no matter how old, young, or picky (fake, real, blonde, brunette...) y'all are, that men are still men.

This conversation has been most amusing to read.


Okay, feel free to commence talking about boobies again.

Heh, I never stop, Less Im moving "South" :drunk: