Insult to injury: Cotton Inc. honors winner of Cotton Bowl with special tee shirt

[cvsooner]

I work in the cotton industry and was totally bummed to find out Cotton Incorporated ('The Fabric of Our Lives' people) have joined forces with the Cotton Bowl beginning this year to promote the industry and the game. So when I opened my email earlier this week and discovered this

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8231/8369223510_336f0a0a79.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/soonerpix/8369223510/)
CB Tee (http://www.flickr.com/photos/soonerpix/8369223510/) by SoonerPix (http://www.flickr.com/people/soonerpix/), on Flickr

I was and am totally bummed. :neglected:

[rock on sooner]

I work in the cotton industry and was totally bummed to find out Cotton Incorporated ('The Fabric of Our Lives' people) have joined forces with the Cotton Bowl beginning this year to promote the industry and the game. So when I opened my email earlier this week and discovered this

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8231/8369223510_336f0a0a79.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/soonerpix/8369223510/)
CB Tee (http://www.flickr.com/photos/soonerpix/8369223510/) by SoonerPix (http://www.flickr.com/people/soonerpix/), on Flickr

I was and am totally bummed. :neglected:

Just guessing, mind you, but bet that puppy doesn't sell well in OK...

[olevetonahill]

Just guessing, mind you, but bet that puppy doesn't sell well in OK...

Hell I want 3 of em.
1 to shat on
1 to wipe my butt with
and 1 to warsh my truck with

[rock on sooner]

Hell I want 3 of em.
1 to shat on
1 to wipe my butt with
and 1 to warsh my truck with

OK, I stand corrected..they'll sell THREE of em! Why you wnata
support them greedy retailin SOB's?

[olevetonahill]

OK, I stand corrected..they'll sell THREE of em! Why you wnata
support them greedy retailin SOB's?

1 I need a place to shat
2 I need sompun to wipe with
3 Cotton makes a good warsh rag fer yer Car or truck. Dayum you are old as hell aint ya?

[rock on sooner]

'Sides that stuff I'ze thinkin bout the "feel" of victory, any of you
GI's that pulled KP, 'member the smell of SOS, after it dried and
had to be scraped off the pot or the grease from two days of fryin'
meat? Keep in mind that **** was for human consumption...now
all that **** had to be "handled"! THAT IS THE FEEL OF VICTORY
FOR aTm!!!!

[rock on sooner]

1 I need a place to shat
2 I need sompun to wipe with
3 Cotton makes a good warsh rag fer yer Car or truck. Dayum you are old as hell aint ya?

Vet, yew aint gotta clue bout old...ima achin in spots I dint know
you could ache in...little barley pop makes the aches go away, rho...

[S.PadreIsl.Sooner]

1 I need a place to shat
2 I need sompun to wipe with
3 Cotton makes a good warsh rag fer yer Car or truck. Dayum you are old as hell aint ya?

Dude, you rule!

[olevetonahill]

Dude, you rule!

:highly_amused:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

them greedy retailin SOB's?EVIL CAPITALISTS! Betcha they believe in Jesus!

[picasso]

Who cares really. I'm betting Aggy has made some kind of shirt honoring the fact that they beat Alabama therefore they must have a share of the title or something.

[MyT Oklahoma]

Who cares really. I'm betting Aggy has made some kind of shirt honoring the fact that they beat Alabama therefore they must have a share of the title or something.

Probably something like.. "We beat the National Champions when they were only the Crimson Tide."

[TanTanFeil]

Hell I want 3 of em.
1 to shat on
1 to wipe my butt with
and 1 to warsh my truck with

Ok you actually got me to laugh out loud on this one. Good idea!!

[badger]

This bowl season has produced some lame t-shirts, but that one tops them all :rcmad:

[SicEmBaylor]

I can't help but notice the font colors look more crimson than maroon.

Oversight or added insult?

[salth2o]

At least we didnt have to wear this ugly *** cap

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAAH9-C8SrT6J5vArqDp9steW4WNurf_S5iCTUAQ4lc9AA18A-pQ