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olevetonahill
1/1/2013, 03:53 PM
Coach Sumlin
Knows its "Made for a woman" But uses it anyway

http://thewomensfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/old-secret-ad1.jpg
badger
1/1/2013, 04:15 PM
...is too good for Aggie and must leave College Station immediately.
olevetonahill
1/1/2013, 04:26 PM
Gonna eat Chitlins with his New years Black eye peas.
8timechamps
1/1/2013, 04:31 PM
...was passed over for the AT&T "Hello" commercial.
Tulsa_Fireman
1/1/2013, 04:50 PM
...takes it like a man but is made like a woman.
nutinbutdust
1/1/2013, 05:02 PM
Is still puzzled why the kadets grab each others sacks.
12
1/1/2013, 05:16 PM
Is black. HA HA HARDEHAR!
C&CDean
1/1/2013, 05:19 PM
is a damned fine coach who I wish was still on OU's staff.
StoopTroup
1/1/2013, 05:21 PM
is a damned fine coach who I wish was still on OU's staff.

Damn Str8
olevetonahill
1/1/2013, 05:53 PM
is a damned fine coach who I wish was still on OU's staff.

Yup, But that dont get him a Pass on the Opposing coach hot seat.
12
1/1/2013, 05:59 PM
This'll end well.
StoopTroup
1/1/2013, 06:09 PM
This'll end well.

Ya think?

As long as Kevin shakes Bob's hand in congratulations at mid-field Post Game...I'm good with however it turns out. :D
C&CDean
1/1/2013, 06:27 PM
Yup, But that dont get him a Pass on the Opposing coach hot seat.

OK.

Thinks eating black eyed peas and salt pork on NYD is gay.
StoopTroup
1/1/2013, 06:35 PM
OK.

Thinks eating black eyed peas and salt pork on NYD is gay.

You're not supposed to eat so much you turn gay. :wink:
olevetonahill
1/1/2013, 06:41 PM
OK.

Thinks eating black eyed peas and salt pork on NYD is gay.

Thats just wrong , **** him
StoopTroup
1/1/2013, 06:42 PM
Thats just wrong , **** him

Just put him on ignore....LMAO
Tulsa_Fireman
1/1/2013, 06:43 PM
...doesn't eat innards anymore because he doesn't have to.

Wait, wrong guy. ;)
sooneredaco
1/1/2013, 06:44 PM
Is praying for Johnny "insert ghey last name here" life
C&CDean
1/1/2013, 06:44 PM
Just put him on ignore....LMAO

Tries too hard...
StoopTroup
1/1/2013, 06:57 PM
He sure does.
cjames317
1/2/2013, 11:34 AM
... said "mm-hmm, that's right" out loud when Django kneecapped Stephen.
SoonerNomad
1/2/2013, 11:46 AM
Suspended me for the next Louisiana Tech game.
thecrimsoncrusader
1/2/2013, 11:52 AM
Has been taking credit for Reggie McNeal's audibles for 10 years now that were made soley by Reggie in the 2002 OU/ATM game.
deweydw
1/2/2013, 11:54 AM
... has been Aggie long enough that he decided to go horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse suddenly started bouncing out of control.

He tried to hang on, but with a foot caught in the stirrup, he fell off headfirst. With his head bouncing up and down, the horse didn't even slow down. And just as the he was giving up hope and losing consciousness, a K-Mart employee came outside and unplugged the horse.
olevetonahill
1/2/2013, 11:59 AM
Has bought a pair of depends to wear during the Game Fri.
badger
1/2/2013, 12:09 PM
... tried to keep the entire team, not just Johnny Football, from talking to the media, because SEC media is as crazy as SEC fans.
ouwasp
1/2/2013, 01:03 PM
... likes to DVR movies from the Hallmark Channel...
badger
1/2/2013, 01:22 PM
... can now pick any NFL head coach opening he wants, Rooney Rule or not. And since Aggies are crazy, he will probably go Jim Harbaugh
badger
1/2/2013, 01:43 PM
...will not touch the trophy beyond this press conference!
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2013/20130102_trophygrab1112222.jpg
cjames317
1/2/2013, 05:46 PM
... grabbed a pail to go pick up some pecans near the pond back behind his place. After a while, he heard splashing, shrieking and similar sounds from tipsy aggie girls skinnydipping near the dock.

He hollered "You better get outta there!" The girls hollered back "Not while you're standing there, you pervert!"

He started tossing handfuls of pecans into the water. The girls yelled "You can't scare us out with those!"

He said "I'm not trying to scare you. I'm just feeding the alligators."
BoomerJ
1/3/2013, 01:15 AM
Answers media questions with "What choo talkin' about, Willis"?
StoopTroup
1/3/2013, 01:40 AM
...will not touch the trophy beyond this press conference!
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2013/20130102_trophygrab1112222.jpg

Is Sumlin pitchin' a pup tent there?
StoopTroup
1/3/2013, 01:41 AM
...couldn't get a helmet for that pic as all his players heads are swollen.
OU_Sooners75
1/3/2013, 01:54 AM
...thought College Station was a amtrak stopping point.
goingoneight
1/3/2013, 12:21 PM
...was passed over for the AT&T "Hello" commercial.

... is the voice dubbed over Bob Stoops in the AT&T "Hello!" commercial.
cjames317
1/3/2013, 03:57 PM
... invited Kingsbury to practice for one last a$$ smack.
olevetonahill
1/3/2013, 08:05 PM
Squats to pee
C&CDean
1/3/2013, 08:52 PM
Is way too white.
olevetonahill
1/3/2013, 08:55 PM
Is way too white.

He's another Brother to Obammy
Turd_Ferguson
1/3/2013, 09:04 PM
...still wears z cavariccis.
sooneron
1/3/2013, 09:36 PM
...still wears z cavariccis.

...and cuffs them!
StoopTroup
1/3/2013, 09:56 PM
...and cuffs them!

lol

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cjames317
1/4/2013, 11:41 AM
... just got a tat of his wife wearing a #2 ag jersey.