Ok so the World may end in the Morning, I need to clear the air

[olevetonahill]

I know over the years I've prolly said some mean an hurtful things to some of ya, Prolly Negged some of ya to Bolvia. Moren likely been a down right bastard scoundrel to some. But I bet I've also been a dayum good guy to others and been a saint to them

So Just in case The world ends i just want every one of you to know
I MEANT every ****in word :very_drunk::excitement::excitement:

[badger]

The iPad may autocorrect some of this...

I love normanpride. The rest of you I have trouble remembering if u hate me or not so I try to cordial.

I am never turning into a democrat voter. But, I will never be too one sided in a message board political argument.

I wanted to see us win natl title in women's basketball so bad. I would have tolerated losing more in football to see it

I wish it rained more in Oklahoma. I don't care if it never snows here again

If the world doesn't end tomorrow, I will hug baby badger and remember to love more, complain less... And brace for higher taxes.

Mayan Christmas you effing hillbillies

[olevetonahill]

The iPad may autocorrect some of this...

I love normanpride. The rest of you I have trouble remembering if u hate me or not so I try to cordial.

I am never turning into a democrat voter. But, I will never be too one sided in a message board political argument.

I wanted to see us win natl title in women's basketball so bad. I would have tolerated losing more in football to see it

I wish it rained more in Oklahoma. I don't care if it never snows here again

If the world doesn't end tomorrow, I will hug baby badger and remember to love more, complain less... And brace for higher taxes.

Mayan Christmas you effing hillbillies

That would get negged to Bolivia back in the day. "

[Collier11]

Ive seen VET help another grown man take a leak...seriously

[BigTip]

Jeez, people are going crazy making these Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow!

[Collier11]

Its the day before the apocalypse and I have already heard that ^ Joke 12 times, congratulations

[SCOUT]

Jeez, people are going crazy making these Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow!

I see what you did there.

[BigTip]

Its the day before the apocalypse and I have already heard that ^ Joke 12 times, congratulations
huh?

[BigTip]

Or:

Its the day before the apocalypse and I have already heard that ^ Joke 12 times, and now I can't wait for the end of the world to put me out of my misery.

[olevetonahill]

Yall maken a Joke out of My Sincere thread

[Collier11]

dont blame me for your bad joke

[SoonerStormchaser]

Who gives a ****?

I'm a daddy...I can die happy!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Ive seen VET help another grown man take a leak...seriously

Thanks for sharing this bit of information at the 11th hour of humanity.

[olevetonahill]

Thanks for sharing this bit of information at the 11th hour of humanity.

Yea but then that Grown man ended up in bed with C11 :very_drunk:

[BigTip]

Thanks for sharing this bit of information at the 11th hour of humanity.

Exactly. That is going to be the last image in my head?

that ain't right.

[BigTip]

The Mayans where in our time zone, Central, so I guess I have two minutes left.

So was he helping with one or two hands?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The telephone rang. It jumped off the wall,
That was the preacher, a-makin' his call.
He said, "Kind friends, this may the end
You have your last chance at salvation from sin!"

So long, it's been good to know yuh;
So long, it's been good to know yuh;
So long, it's been good to know yuh.
What a long time since I've been home,
And I've gotta be driftin' along.

Well the dust storm came, it came like thunder
It dusted us over, it dusted us under;
It blocked all the traffic and blocked out the sun,
And straightway for home all the people did run (singin'...)

So long, it's been good to know yuh;
So long, it's been good to know yuh;
So long, it's been good to know yuh.
What a long time since I've been home,
And I've gotta be driftin' along.

[diverdog]

Soooooo long mfers!

Oh wait I am still alive.

[12]

So when is the next apocalypse? This one sort of fizzled.

[rock on sooner]

Well, it dint end, I shoveled a 13 inch snowfall yesterday and then a small
mountain of ice/snow at the end of my driveway this morning. I got on the
board and saw a lot of ya tryin to make amends...not you, Vet..I spect that
you missed a few, but since it aint ended....[B]BOOMER SOONER!!![B]

[Tiptonsooner]

The Mayan calender ends with the 21st day, so just saying....

Vet can still help more men pee, he's got time.

[olevetonahill]

The Mayan calender ends with the 21st day, so just saying....

Vet can still help more men pee, he's got time.

A man orta help his friends when they so durnk they cant even fall down with out help.

Seriously :joyous:

[badger]

The Mayan calender ends with the 21st day, so just saying....

Vet can still help more men pee, he's got time.

So it actually ends tomorrow?

I remember hearing that the Jehovah's Witnesses tried to tell people that the world was ending, so the farmers got lazy and didn't plant crops. Whoops.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Good news. God was so pleased with y'all, he decided to postpone the end. Keep on doing what you've been doing.

[olevetonahill]

Good news. God was so pleased with y'all, he decided to postpone the end. Keep on doing what you've been doing.

The day is still young, Could happen at anytime

[MamaMia]

Except for that one guy, I like you all just fine. ::)

[olevetonahill]

Except for that one guy, I like you all just fine. ::)

I told you I was sorry, Boy you just wont ever forgive me will you? :cheerful:

[KantoSooner]

I like sincerity and want you all to know that when I order that beer over lunch today, I will sincerely want and appreciate it.
Sincerely Yours

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The day is still young, Could happen at anytime21st isn't over while it's still the 21st SOMEWHERE in the world.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Except for that one guy, I like you all just fine. ::)Where TF have you been? Welcome back, and so long, it's been good to know you,

[8timechamps]

Spending all of my money on that underground bunker is starting to look like a bad idea. Maybe I can get rid of it on Craigslist.

[FirstandGoal]

Still 2 more hours to go before we can write this apocalypse off.

[olevetonahill]

Still 2 more hours to go before we can write this apocalypse off.

Like I said at the hideout. Im dayum glad I dint go take out every one who's piszed me off to the point I want choke em down , I'd never get outa jail

Looks like I dodge the bullet on this one

[BigTip]

Looks like i got a big *** credit card bill that I will be having to pay back.


dang fail of a end of the world day.

[olevetonahill]

Looks like i got a big *** credit card bill that I will be having to pay back.


dang fail of a end of the world day.

****ing Mayans :torn:

[SCOUT]

So far so good.

[cleller]

Where is everyone?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Whew! We dodged that one. now, just WHEN is that Zombie Apocalypse?

[olevetonahill]

Well since the world dint end Im also Glad I dint apologize to any of you butt heads

[mojorisen2014]

Is it safe for me to get
out of my bunker now?

[cleller]

Those Mayans are going to have leftovers tonight for sure.

[badger]

Has the world ended yet? No? Well in that case:

1- I think it's funny when people vote tax increases for someone else, much like it would be funny if we here in Oklahoma voted for who should be governor of California, or who should be football coach at Texas (I VOTE MACK BROWN! MACK BROWN! MACK BROWN!!!)

2- I think it's equally funny when people are appalled when others act in their own self interest. Of course people are selfish --- they are who they are, and they aren't you, so they're not going to do what's best for you! I once again would like to cast my vote for Mack Brown as football coach at Texas.

3- I don't want it to snow tomorrow. I know that the kiddos love it, but I grew up with shoveling it and freezing in it, so there's no love of snow left in me. I'll probably end up shoveling it again tomorrow while the kiddos find ledges of it near roadways to sled off of. STOP IT! It's DANGEROUS! STUPID KIDS!!!!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Those Mayans are going to have leftovers tonight for sure.Since their world didn't end, they might think to re-establish the sacrificial program of native villagers(re the movie APOCALYPTO)