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Seamus
11/27/2012, 06:21 PM
No, no news on the former Kentucky quarterback, but I came across this list and thought some of you might enjoy it:

Best nicknames for Jared Lorenzen

1. "QBese"
2. "Hefty Lefty"
3. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"
4. "The Abominable Throwman"
5. "J.Load"
6. "Round Mound of Touchdown"
7. "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
8. "Battleship Lorenzen"
9. "He Ate Me"

http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/sectalk.com/JaredLorenzenwillsoonbellybumpRikishi-1.jpg
bluedogok
11/27/2012, 06:41 PM
I watched a few of his games on TV and one in person at Arkansas, it was amazing he could move as well as he did for his size. In the real long OT game against Arkansas at Lexington he was still pretty sharp.
soonerinabilene
11/27/2012, 06:43 PM
"He Ate Me" is genius.
EatLeadCommie
11/27/2012, 06:56 PM
He was always a big dude, but he looks like an offensive lineman in that photo. I always liked watching him play because he looked like just some fat boy out there playing out of position, but the guy could throw the rock.
8timechamps
11/27/2012, 07:03 PM
He was kind of the first Tebow. The dude was huge...well, by the looks of things, he still is, but you get the point.
goingoneight
11/27/2012, 07:10 PM
QBese... heh.

How about Signal Swaller.
Seamus
11/27/2012, 07:14 PM
I look at that photo and I think:

"Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle!"
8timechamps
11/27/2012, 07:16 PM
I look at that photo and I think:

"Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle!"

Goddamn you private Pyle!
Seamus
11/27/2012, 07:22 PM
One of the greatest lines ever:

"You climb obstacles like old people ****!"

bwahahaha
SoonerStormchaser
11/27/2012, 07:26 PM
They should've just STOPPED that move right before R Lee got whacked...then it would've gone down in history as the greatest movie of all time. Alas, Stanley Kubrick just didn't know when to quit...and he ****ed up a great movie with everything that followed.
Seamus
11/27/2012, 08:23 PM
But ... but ... what do we get for ten dollars?
8timechamps
11/27/2012, 08:25 PM
They should've just STOPPED that move right before R Lee got whacked...then it would've gone down in history as the greatest movie of all time. Alas, Stanley Kubrick just didn't know when to quit...and he ****ed up a great movie with everything that followed.

As Semus said, the "Me love you long time" scene is definitely one of the best. However, it is like watching two different movies.
goingoneight
11/27/2012, 08:37 PM
WHERE you play means everything. That guy would be filling in for Tyrus Thompson right now at OU. I can't help but laugh picturing Phil Loadholt under center in 2008. :D
Pricetag
11/27/2012, 08:40 PM
He was a fathlete.
yermom
11/27/2012, 08:57 PM
that guy was bigger than his OL at Kentucky. they would run him on 4th and 3. he was pretty fun to watch.
SoonerStormchaser
11/27/2012, 09:42 PM
Not as big as Moe Dampeer
stoopified
11/27/2012, 09:44 PM
He was a fathlete.:D
jk the sooner fan
11/27/2012, 10:48 PM
that movie is not complete without the post basic training part

sheesh - stupid kids