Gary Patterson...

[goingoneight]

... will be face-timing DeLoss Dodds all week long. Just chatting, ya knoooow...

[goingoneight]

... thinks "Johnny Football" is the most clever nickname anyone could possibly give a football player with the first name "Johnny."

[DenverSooner751]

Likes the way his pee smells

[goingoneight]

... pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal.

[olevetonahill]

Uses Anal lube fer Lip Gloss

[goingoneight]

... wants to move to the SEC so he can get some of those magical SEC powers that make average BIG 12 teams into "elite teams" just like aTm did.

[olevetonahill]

Wants his QBs nickname to be
Trevone motha****er

[goingoneight]

... wants his players to douse him with Purple Drank instead of Gatorade after a big win.

[TanTanFeil]

... thinks turtle necks look good on him

[goingoneight]

... but is not a fan of that turtle head that keeps poking out.

[SoonerorLater]

Has man crush on John Travolta

[olevetonahill]

Was disappointed when he found out being a "Horny Toad" Wasnt what he thot

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6051/****ingfrogswv5.jpg

Well screw it click the link

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6051/****ingfrogswv5.jpg

But ya gotta put the f*ck in

[IslandSooner]

Is collecting Razorback gear, hoping Jeff Long calls soon

[StoopTroup]

...has finally turned into a Whorn Toad.http://d2d04grx5ahzvh.cloudfront.net/000_WebRoundups/010_82_ZBrush_Tuts/12.jpg

[goingoneight]

... likes them Wholotta Platters if not for the Wholotta Splatters that follow.

[JiminyChristmas]

...wipes his *** with his bare hands.

[olevetonahill]

...wipes his *** with his bare hands.

So Hes a MooSlum?

[olevetonahill]

Uses REAL toilet water as an aftershave

[goingoneight]

... and doesn't flush so that it is nice and seasoned.

[olevetonahill]

... and doesn't flush so that it is nice and seasoned.

Heh, I were gonna post a pic but figured it be to gross for the Foot ball forum

[picasso]

is concerned about his man-boobs...

[goingoneight]

... thought bringing in the Belldozer for a series was brilliant all three times the last two weeks.

[cjames317]

... gets a free book of McDonalds gift certificates every time someone calls him Grimace.

[BoulderSooner79]

... never met a shirt he couldn't sweat through.

[goingoneight]

... felt special about winning in Norman til last year.

[StoopTroup]

...likes to merge whorny with toad.
Merge? Keyword ?

[deweydw]

... can't even do a good TCU hand sign.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4537741128106406&pid=15.1

[cjames317]

... ignores DeLoss Dodds' friend requests.

[Whet]

... named his son Pitter.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

... has to be some player's fat little girlfriend with such a spectacular rack.

[deweydw]

... once met pron star Jenna Jamison. She told him "Show me your nuts.". So he stuck his thumbs in his ears. And jumped up and down.

[Soonerntxs]

is holding up the camel toe sign and looking at me through my 65 inch LED; kind of freeky!

[Soonerntxs]

Ok, my friend just told me that is a horn frog hand sign.....I guess I've been signing that a girl has a horn frog instead of a camel toe all these years! I guess I'll start a new sign {W} and call it a HOOF!:glee:

[TheHumanAlphabet]

is concerned about his man-boobs...


Wears a manziere.

[cjames317]

... will have his team ready to play at 11:00 Saturday, unlike OUr last opponent in DFW.

[StoopTroup]

is holding up the camel toe sign and looking at me through my 65 inch LED; kind of freeky!

...Uses High Def Lube? :D

[cjames317]

... gonna lay down some kicked sMack's a$$ moves with Bob (like Kid and Play) prior to the game.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...squirts blood out of his eyes

http://simbania.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/horned-lizard-blood.jpg

[TahoeSOONER]

...squirts blood out of his moose knuckle hand sign.

[TahoeSOONER]

...thinks Brandon Carter would've been way more productive in crimson.

[BoomerJ]

...catches and throws his farts...at himself.

[picasso]

Is still holding onto the mock turtleneck...

[picasso]

Thought Hogan's Alley was a bowling dive...

[cjames317]

... knows that his QB will throw an interception and will fumble.

[goingoneight]

... knows he can score a pay raise by either threatening to leave TCU or actually leaving TCU either way.

[BoomerJ]

...believes that since players can't get paid, they should at least get free drugs.

[StoopTroup]

...was funny to watch today.