OS Ewe jokes you've heard recently, and liked

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Why does the osu band wear uniforms made out of polyester? There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of Stillwater!

2 pokes were attending a friend's funeral. While viewing the body one poke says to the other, "Gee, he looks pretty good!" The second poke
replies, "He should, he just got out of the hospital yesterday."

[agoo758]

I hear a drunk OU fan of mine do a very bad, yet funny roast joke: Hey pokes, I hear you drink alot, I hope you're driving and get killed.

[olevetonahill]

I hear a drunk OU fan of mine do a very bad, yet funny roast joke: Hey pokes, I hear you drink alot, I hope you're driving and get killed.

Yer weird.

[nighttrain12]

Two words: Eddie Sutton (Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!)

[Aries]

Found posted on this site a few years ago:

Coach Mike Gundy was visiting a primary school, and was taken into the room of a class discussing words and their meanings. The teacher asked Coach Gundy whether he would care to lead a discussion on the word "Tragedy", so he asked the class to give him an example.

A little boy stood up, and said, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, was playing in the field, and a tractor ran over him, and killed him, that would be a tragedy".

"No," said Coach Gundy, 'that wouldn't be a tragedy: that would be an accident".

A little girl raised her hand: "If the school bus had fifty boys and girls in it, and it drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy".

"I'm afraid not," explained Coach Gundy; "That is what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No child volunteered.

Coach Gundy's eyes searched the room. "Can no one here give me an example of a tragedy?"

At the back of the room, a little hand went up, and a quiet voice said, "If a plane carrying you and and the Cowboys football team was on the way home after a game, was struck by friendly fire and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Magnificent!" exclaimed Coach Gundy, "That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," said the quiet voice, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident."

[sooneredaco]

I hear a drunk OU fan of mine do a very bad, yet funny roast joke: Hey pokes, I hear you drink alot, I hope you're driving and get killed.

That's not a joke, that's just dumb

[oudivesherpa]

My uncle was in animal husbandry at OSU---but they caught him at it.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did you hear about the oSu aggie that picked the five pound booger?

His head collapsed before he could eat it.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Whats the difference between an oSu coed and a hockey player?

The hockey player changes pads after three periods.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Did you hear about the oSu aggie that picked the five pound booger?

His head collapsed before he could eat it.WOW! I LIKE this one!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Found posted on this site a few years ago:

Coach Mike Gundy was visiting a primary school, and was taken into the room of a class discussing words and their meanings. The teacher asked Coach Gundy whether he would care to lead a discussion on the word "Tragedy", so he asked the class to give him an example.

A little boy stood up, and said, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, was playing in the field, and a tractor ran over him, and killed him, that would be a tragedy".

"No," said Coach Gundy, 'that wouldn't be a tragedy: that would be an accident".

A little girl raised her hand: "If the school bus had fifty boys and girls in it, and it drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy".

"I'm afraid not," explained Coach Gundy; "That is what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No child volunteered.

Coach Gundy's eyes searched the room. "Can no one here give me an example of a tragedy?"

At the back of the room, a little hand went up, and a quiet voice said, "If a plane carrying you and and the Cowboys football team was on the way home after a game, was struck by friendly fire and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Magnificent!" exclaimed Coach Gundy, "That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," said the quiet voice, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident."SUPERB! But, too bad it takes so long.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Whats the difference between an oSu coed and a hockey player?

The hockey player changes pads after three periods.

That's sick. And I like it.

[70sooner]

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[goingoneight]

What do oSu fans do after winning the National Championship?
Turn off the Playstation and go to bed.