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olevetonahill
11/19/2012, 11:39 PM
So there :very_drunk:

SicEmBaylor
11/19/2012, 11:41 PM
100% agree with you.

olevetonahill
11/19/2012, 11:41 PM
Oh and babies

SicEmBaylor
11/19/2012, 11:42 PM
Oh and babies

I don't agree with this. Babies are repulsive little creatures and having them causes the vagina to stretch. Some of us may be girthy challenged. Not me of course...just sayin'.

olevetonahill
11/19/2012, 11:42 PM
100% agree with you.

If I get the Fight going Ima wantin, I need some one with a Little More *** than you fer back up :very_drunk:

olevetonahill
11/19/2012, 11:43 PM
I don't agree with this. Babies are repulsive little creatures and having them causes the vagina to stretch. Some of us may be girthy challenged. Not me of course...just sayin'.

But we need more MEN and some fresh wimmens so its a trade off

SicEmBaylor
11/19/2012, 11:46 PM
If I get the Fight going Ima wantin, I need some one with a Little More *** than you fer back up :very_drunk:

Look pal, I'm the cavalry -- take it or leave it. :D

olevetonahill
11/19/2012, 11:48 PM
Look pal, I'm the cavalry -- take it or leave it. :D

Well hell Guess I can use ya fer somepun .

Breadburner
11/20/2012, 03:56 AM
Well hell Guess I can use ya fer somepun .

He can blow the horn....:welcoming:

LiveLaughLove
11/20/2012, 07:42 AM
The women in my family would agree. They can't stand the way women vote (on emotion) or try to make policy.

Of course , without emotion, there would be no liberal male or female.

Turd_Ferguson
11/20/2012, 08:57 AM
Uhm yeah, I'm here for the gang bang...

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 09:05 AM
Read hillary is on her way to save the day in the Mid east.
The yainch should be makin em all a Picnic lunch and then sit back an STFU while the mens talk this out .

Midtowner
11/20/2012, 09:18 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21fn8gJn91rt7gleo1_500.jpg

XingTheRubicon
11/20/2012, 12:07 PM
Milk?

diverdog
11/20/2012, 12:49 PM
Well hell Guess I can use ya fer somepun .

Cannon fodder?

diverdog
11/20/2012, 12:51 PM
The women in my family would agree. They can't stand the way women vote (on emotion) or try to make policy.

Of course , without emotion, there would be no liberal male or female.

Seems to me the far righties on this board are crying like little bitches. So what is your point?

TheHumanAlphabet
11/20/2012, 12:59 PM
Hey Diver, are you all kitted up and ready to go in? I can't make it out too much...

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 01:27 PM
Seems to me the far righties on this board are crying like little bitches. So what is your point?

You an Mid prolly need to go on to the Kitchen and help the wimmens out, The Men are talkin here.

Curly Bill
11/20/2012, 01:42 PM
You an Mid prolly need to go on to the Kitchen and help the wimmens out, The Men are talkin here.

:)

Midtowner
11/20/2012, 01:48 PM
You an Mid prolly need to go on to the Kitchen and help the wimmens out, The Men are talkin here.

You call it "talkin," I call it bitchin' and moanin'.

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 01:54 PM
You call it "talkin," I call it bitchin' and moanin'.

Naw, thats what You wimmens type do in the Kitchen, Now get along

diverdog
11/20/2012, 02:04 PM
Hey Diver, are you all kitted up and ready to go in? I can't make it out too much...

Are you talking about scuba diving? I actualLy just took my regs to get an environmental kit put on so I can dive under the ice.

diverdog
11/20/2012, 02:16 PM
You an Mid prolly need to go on to the Kitchen and help the wimmens out, The Men are talkin here.

By and large women can't cook for chit. So yeah I am in the kitchen because I can stand the heat MFer. What is your excuse? :chuncky:

KantoSooner
11/20/2012, 02:19 PM
put some garlic and onion and bacon on to fry...them bad old boys will be in the kitchen soon enough.
Tell em to bring whisky when they come.

diverdog
11/20/2012, 02:23 PM
put some garlic and onion and bacon on to fry...them bad old boys will be in the kitchen soon enough.
Tell em to bring whisky when they come.

Yeah pretty much all bee hives and no bees.

stoops the eternal pimp
11/20/2012, 02:33 PM
Ate the memphis pulled pork burger from Carl's jr 1230....Took a horrible **** at 1...

Curly Bill
11/20/2012, 02:51 PM
Ate the memphis pulled pork burger from Carl's jr 1230....Took a horrible **** at 1...

Must not haven been a woman that made your sammich!

stoops the eternal pimp
11/20/2012, 02:52 PM
No, it was an indian dude...casino, not slurpy.

Curly Bill
11/20/2012, 02:59 PM
No, it was an indian dude...casino, not slurpy.

Everyone knows Indian dudes can't make no BBQ - they're good at making buffalo jerky.

FaninAma
11/20/2012, 03:15 PM
My 2 daughters are more conservative than I ever was....especially at their age. I have had to work on de-programing them aboout Lincoln, though. They even stand up to their liberal professors in college....not that it is a big issue at OU.

There are some girly-men that make decisions just as emotionally as the vast majority of single women do. They should also be making sammich's and not policy.

Curly Bill
11/20/2012, 03:16 PM
My 2 daughters are more conservative than I ever was....especially at their age. I have had to work on de-programing them aboout Lincoln, though. They even stand up to their liberal professors in college....not that it is a big issue at OU.

There are some girly-men that vote just as emotionally as the vast majority of single women do. They should also be making smmich's and not policy.

Vet's already told a couple of em to get in the kitchen and get to work!

FaninAma
11/20/2012, 03:18 PM
Vet's already told a couple of em to get in the kitchen and get to work!

The problem is if you get too many people who operate on an emotional basis working together in the same place it isn't too long before all hell breaks loose. I think some of them ought to be cleaning the house.

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 04:04 PM
The problem is if you get to many people who operate on an emotional basis working together in the same place it isn't too long before all hell breaks loose. I think some of them ought to be cleaning the house.

Pay Tention
I dint say they should be Cookin, I said Make Sammich's Hell they can even bring me a beer er 3 while they at it

SicEmBaylor
11/20/2012, 07:07 PM
The problem is if you get too many people who operate on an emotional basis working together in the same place it isn't too long before all hell breaks loose. I think some of them ought to be cleaning the house.
The real trouble begins when their cycles start syncing.

FaninAma
11/20/2012, 07:23 PM
The real trouble begins when their cycles start syncing.

Well, it looks like there was a lot of syncing going on on 11-6-12.

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 08:22 PM
Well, it looks like there was a lot of syncing going on on 11-6-12.

Bleedin Libs :chuncky:

diverdog
11/20/2012, 11:09 PM
Naw, thats what You wimmens type do in the Kitchen, Now get along

Bet I can make you blow a wad in your pants. Check this sammich out:

http://scrapbook.lacolombe.com/2012/06/29/2253/

olevetonahill
11/20/2012, 11:31 PM
Bet I can make you blow a wad in your pants. Check this sammich out:

http://scrapbook.lacolombe.com/2012/06/29/2253/

See, I said YOU needed to be in the kitchen with the wimmens

FirstandGoal
11/21/2012, 10:14 AM
Men are so one dimensional.....



Most women:

Go to work to earn the $$ to bring home the sammich and the fixins
Go to the kitchen and make the damn sammich while the hapless male sits and scratches his balls on the couch
Then proceeds to clean up the mess afterwards while same male sits on couch snoring, drooling and taking a nap




Face it guys, most of you wouldn't last 3 days without us having to fix something that you've either ****ed up or don't know how to do.

okie52
11/21/2012, 10:20 AM
Men are so one dimensional.....



Most women:

Go to work to earn the $$ to bring home the sammich and the fixins
Go to the kitchen and make the damn sammich while the hapless male sits and scratches his balls on the couch
Then proceeds to clean up the mess afterwards while same male sits on couch snoring, drooling and taking a nap




Face it guys, most of you wouldn't last 3 days without us having to fix something that you've either ****ed up or don't know how to do.

I can live with that.

olevetonahill
11/21/2012, 10:20 AM
Men are so one dimensional.....



Most women:

Go to work to earn the $$ to bring home the sammich and the fixins
Go to the kitchen and make the damn sammich while the hapless male sits and scratches his balls on the couch
Then proceeds to clean up the mess afterwards while same male sits on couch snoring, drooling and taking a nap




Face it guys, most of you wouldn't last 3 days without us having to fix something that you've either ****ed up or don't know how to do.

Just like a dayum Woman , ya forgot My beer :uncomfortableness:

Turd_Ferguson
11/21/2012, 01:03 PM
Face it guys, most of you wouldn't last 3 days without us having to fix something that you've either ****ed up or don't know how to do.I have never ever witnessed this in my life.