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badger
11/19/2012, 10:58 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/11/2012/10/ar-1206295451_original.jpg
^^^^ booking image, arrest for disorderly conduct^^^^

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/548959_10151285562586093_2132242525_n.png
^^^One of many infamous Halloween costume images on the Internet^^^

Most importantly, his team is not in contention for the national title or even the conference title and they've LOST TWICE on Manziel mistakes.

Tear Down This Wall
11/19/2012, 11:03 AM
Yeah, so...? The kid likes to drink, fight, and chase skirt. How is that any different than other male college student his age?

"Hey, Johnny, want some ***?"
"Yeah...make it two asses to go."

Also, Kerrville and College Station ain't NYC or Hollywood Boulevard. It can get a little rough around the edges in those towns...as the evening wears on. What do you expect him to do, sip champagne and read the New York Times?

The kid has produced 38 touchdowns this year, so far....

The kid scores on and off the field. Give him two Heismans.

BoulderSooner79
11/19/2012, 11:06 AM
Looks like that chick is the one chasing tail.

Tear Down This Wall
11/19/2012, 11:10 AM
The kid's getting Scooby Snacks...leave him be.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XcB9ZE4DbuA/UJf6H0lSxxI/AAAAAAAAE80/5P4UnYiluu8/s1600/johnnyfootball-768x1024.jpg

Tear Down This Wall
11/19/2012, 11:12 AM
The gal in the middle is Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's mom. Should Bama not be able to compete for the national title because McCarron's mom shows her boobs in public?

http://www.brobible.com/files/uploads/images/sports/College-football/aj-mccarron-mom.jpg

http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/coedbc.files.wordpress.com/aj-mccarron-mom-boobs-lead1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o6tvCfU2_Tg/UIk3BS0UDYI/AAAAAAAABls/dbtSUFeo3-s/s1600/aj-mccarron-mom-cleavage.jpg

tator
11/19/2012, 11:17 AM
The crop is pretty thin for Heisman candidates this year too.

badger
11/19/2012, 11:21 AM
Yeah, so...?

The "he's a freshman" and "his team has two losses" is much more boring, so I included the photos :D

Forgive me for trying to be fun.

badger
11/19/2012, 11:22 AM
The gal in the middle is Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's mom. Should Bama not be able to compete for the national title because McCarron's mom shows her boobs in public?

Totally. And don't be bitter just because YOUR mom disqualified you from YOUR Heisman chances :P

kevpks
11/19/2012, 11:22 AM
Give it to Manti T'eo. He's the best player I've seen.

Side note: This thread has value with the pics.

badger
11/19/2012, 11:24 AM
Side note: This thread has value with the pics.
EXACTLY! I was trying to add value to what would otherwise be a boring (but legit - AD > JFF) argument.

Also, he's aggie and aggie sucks by default :rcmad:

kevpks
11/19/2012, 11:26 AM
The kid's getting Scooby Snacks...leave him be.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XcB9ZE4DbuA/UJf6H0lSxxI/AAAAAAAAE80/5P4UnYiluu8/s1600/johnnyfootball-768x1024.jpg

My favorite lines from the Bleacher Report article on this:
"It takes a lot of confidence for a man to dress up like a cartoon dog, but it's a little easier when your name is Johnny Football and you are all the rage at Texas A&M. Manziel could have gone as Velma and brought back a phone book's worth of digits."

Wishboned
11/19/2012, 11:30 AM
The gal in the middle is Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's mom. Should Bama not be able to compete for the national title because McCarron's mom shows her boobs in public?


I don't know about competing for the national title, but she should be up for a couple of Golden Globes.

yermom
11/19/2012, 11:35 AM
Ingram won as a freshman, and Tebow won without being in contention

AD didn't win because of Jason White

badger
11/19/2012, 11:39 AM
Ingram won as a freshman, and Tebow won without being in contention

AD didn't win because of Jason White
I agree with the AD part, but Ingram was a sophomore (he won it in 2009, the year Bammer ousted the Coltster and whorn hasn't been the same since, heh) Three sophomores have won it - Teebz, Sammie and Ingram.

yermom
11/19/2012, 11:43 AM
for some reason i thought he was a freshman, my bad

jkjsooner
11/19/2012, 11:51 AM
I agree. If ever there was a freshman who deserved to win it it was Peterson.

But, then again, maybe Peterson's story will be used to push the voters into voting for a freshman. Everyone just assumed that Peterson was going to be a lock to win it the next couple of years. (He was running away with it his last year before the collarbone injury.)

70sooner
11/19/2012, 01:11 PM
guess some of you forget that Jamelle Holieway lead OU to the MNC as a true frosh and he didn't win, so why in the heck should Manziel even be considered?

badger
11/19/2012, 01:15 PM
guess some of you forget that Jamelle Holieway lead OU to the MNC as a true frosh and he didn't win, so why in the heck should Manziel even be considered?

^^^he makes a good point!!!

Jason White's Third Knee
11/19/2012, 01:38 PM
Because ESPN wasn't calling him Jamelle Football and showing highlights all over the place.

Or something. Just ignore me.

Bourbon St Sooner
11/19/2012, 02:04 PM
Man, saying anything derogatory about the sec is like flashing the bat signal to TDTW. I think he has a Tebow fathead in his living room.

picasso
11/19/2012, 02:10 PM
That aTm QB was fantastic in Deliverance.

sooneron
11/19/2012, 03:39 PM
Yeah, if he sucked at football, he'd still be waiting to get into that party.