View Full Version : Coach Mike Gundy
Judge Smails
11/17/2012, 11:48 PM
Eats hair gel on his breakfast cereal.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:26 AM
Got a 2 for 1 deal at the local tanning salon.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:27 AM
Once ate the *** out of a contract worker at his home, for wearing an OU shirt.
He said he's had better.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:27 AM
Knows what Garth Brooks meant in the commercial where he said he's been on both ends of it.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:28 AM
Was recruited heavily by local beauty colleges.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:29 AM
Didn't spike his hair when it was actually in style.
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:30 AM
Said his Poke job was his New York Yankees job, which means he plans on being fired at least 5 times.
FirstandGoal
11/18/2012, 12:40 AM
...earns additional cash in the off-season portraying an oompah loompah
picasso
11/18/2012, 12:42 AM
Learned his post game locker room dance move celebration from the movie Porky's 2.
Piware
11/18/2012, 12:53 AM
Talks like he has a third grade education - even when he rants. OSU English major?
FirstandGoal
11/18/2012, 01:00 AM
.... IS A MAN!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [hairGel]
nutinbutdust
11/18/2012, 09:08 AM
Yelled at his brother for wearing an OU shirt to a family gathering.
boomersooner28
11/18/2012, 09:14 AM
invited me over to play bar-b-que? He said he wanted my meat on his grill.
SoonerDomiNation
11/18/2012, 10:16 AM
Wishes he was still 40 so he could still be a man...... so he could eat his sheep dip with jenni
deweydw
11/19/2012, 01:18 PM
... put hair gell in the strength and conditioning coaches undies.
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TanTanFeil
11/19/2012, 02:04 PM
.... has Justin Beiber as his ring tone (seriously).
cjames317
11/19/2012, 04:54 PM
... cries when Mama Gundy gives Cale the wishbone.
goingoneight
11/19/2012, 05:45 PM
... hopes OU, Texas and Tech stay down for awhile longer now that those pesky aTm, Nebraska, Colorado and Missouri losses are out of the way.
cjames317
11/20/2012, 12:01 PM
... brings the defending Big 12 champion into Owen Field as a 7 point dog, because he has a "not so fresh feeling down there"
StoopTroup
11/20/2012, 12:23 PM
...is a Coach?
JLEW1818
11/20/2012, 12:28 PM
Is younger than Brandon Wedden
StoopTroup
11/20/2012, 12:42 PM
....gets the Browns when thinking of B****m.
goingoneight
11/20/2012, 12:55 PM
... answers to Coach Pickens.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/20/2012, 01:03 PM
Secretly worships the interlocking OU embedded in Booger Pickens stadium as it is as close as he will get to a true college football powerhouse...
Vegas Sooner
11/20/2012, 01:08 PM
Saves money by having his old lady give him clipper cuts.
goingoneight
11/20/2012, 03:02 PM
... can't dance in the locker room anymore after sharting last year.
Has never been in my kitchen
cjames317
11/20/2012, 06:59 PM
... really believes that Mike Stoops will trot out that 4-7 alignment again.
redhawk49
11/20/2012, 07:03 PM
Replays Brent Parker's near catch over and over each night before bedtime on his betamax player.
Replays Brent Parker's near catch over and over each night before bedtime on his betamax player.
Ha ha! He still drops it. What an amazing game that was!
DenverSooner751
11/22/2012, 07:13 PM
Loves a goat named Helga.
Aries
11/22/2012, 09:16 PM
...did NOT put the bop in the shoo bop shoo bop.
rock on sooner
11/22/2012, 10:00 PM
Has never been in my kitchen
Nor will he ever!
Jason White's Third Knee
11/23/2012, 12:55 PM
... Always reads Jenni so he can use all of the post rant stingers that he thought of.
Flagstaffsooner
11/23/2012, 03:05 PM
...farted in Eskimo Joe's and somebody lit a match. Fire alarm went off.
goingoneight
11/23/2012, 04:34 PM
... hopes he can score half as much as he did last time in Norman.
StoopTroup
11/23/2012, 04:47 PM
....didn't pass the gravy to Cale.
soonerboy_odanorth
11/23/2012, 05:40 PM
...is hard to identify as a man, even at 40, with that wanna-be-butch lady biker haircut and all.
BoomerJ
11/23/2012, 11:01 PM
...raped that sheep because she asked for it.
okiewaker
11/24/2012, 09:33 AM
Says he's a man. Looks more like a bull dike tho.
cjames317
11/24/2012, 10:04 AM
... taught Dez Bryant everything he knows about football.
2k2 c5
11/24/2012, 11:04 AM
...thinks Mack Brown is a tool and needs to shut up.
(hey, he has to be right about something every once in a while.)
Ruf/Nek7
11/24/2012, 02:54 PM
Still sits at the little kids table at Thanksgiving thus spurring his "I'm a man rant".
Ruf/Nek7
11/24/2012, 02:57 PM
Just realized he is coaching the osu aggies and not a&m.
Ruf/Nek7
11/24/2012, 02:59 PM
Was voted most likely to turn gay by the age of 40 in high school.
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