Coach Mike Gundy

[Judge Smails]

Eats hair gel on his breakfast cereal.

[picasso]

Got a 2 for 1 deal at the local tanning salon.

[picasso]

Once ate the *** out of a contract worker at his home, for wearing an OU shirt.

He said he's had better.

[picasso]

Knows what Garth Brooks meant in the commercial where he said he's been on both ends of it.

[picasso]

Was recruited heavily by local beauty colleges.

[picasso]

Didn't spike his hair when it was actually in style.

[picasso]

Said his Poke job was his New York Yankees job, which means he plans on being fired at least 5 times.

[FirstandGoal]

...earns additional cash in the off-season portraying an oompah loompah

[picasso]

Learned his post game locker room dance move celebration from the movie Porky's 2.

[Piware]

Talks like he has a third grade education - even when he rants. OSU English major?

[FirstandGoal]

.... IS A MAN!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [hairGel]

[nutinbutdust]

Yelled at his brother for wearing an OU shirt to a family gathering.

[boomersooner28]

invited me over to play bar-b-que? He said he wanted my meat on his grill.

[SoonerDomiNation]

Wishes he was still 40 so he could still be a man...... so he could eat his sheep dip with jenni

[deweydw]

... put hair gell in the strength and conditioning coaches undies.



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[TanTanFeil]

.... has Justin Beiber as his ring tone (seriously).

[cjames317]

... cries when Mama Gundy gives Cale the wishbone.

[goingoneight]

... hopes OU, Texas and Tech stay down for awhile longer now that those pesky aTm, Nebraska, Colorado and Missouri losses are out of the way.

[cjames317]

... brings the defending Big 12 champion into Owen Field as a 7 point dog, because he has a "not so fresh feeling down there"

[StoopTroup]

...is a Coach?

[JLEW1818]

Is younger than Brandon Wedden

[StoopTroup]

....gets the Browns when thinking of B****m.

[goingoneight]

... answers to Coach Pickens.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Secretly worships the interlocking OU embedded in Booger Pickens stadium as it is as close as he will get to a true college football powerhouse...

[Vegas Sooner]

Saves money by having his old lady give him clipper cuts.

[goingoneight]

... can't dance in the locker room anymore after sharting last year.

[Peeb]

Has never been in my kitchen

[cjames317]

... really believes that Mike Stoops will trot out that 4-7 alignment again.

[redhawk49]

Replays Brent Parker's near catch over and over each night before bedtime on his betamax player.

[Peeb]

Replays Brent Parker's near catch over and over each night before bedtime on his betamax player.

Ha ha! He still drops it. What an amazing game that was!

[DenverSooner751]

Loves a goat named Helga.

[Aries]

...did NOT put the bop in the shoo bop shoo bop.

[rock on sooner]

Has never been in my kitchen

Nor will he ever!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... Always reads Jenni so he can use all of the post rant stingers that he thought of.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...farted in Eskimo Joe's and somebody lit a match. Fire alarm went off.

[goingoneight]

... hopes he can score half as much as he did last time in Norman.

[StoopTroup]

....didn't pass the gravy to Cale.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...is hard to identify as a man, even at 40, with that wanna-be-butch lady biker haircut and all.

[BoomerJ]

...raped that sheep because she asked for it.

[okiewaker]

Says he's a man. Looks more like a bull dike tho.

[cjames317]

... taught Dez Bryant everything he knows about football.

[2k2 c5]

...thinks Mack Brown is a tool and needs to shut up.


(hey, he has to be right about something every once in a while.)

[Ruf/Nek7]

Still sits at the little kids table at Thanksgiving thus spurring his "I'm a man rant".

[Ruf/Nek7]

Just realized he is coaching the osu aggies and not a&m.

[Ruf/Nek7]

Was voted most likely to turn gay by the age of 40 in high school.