Coach Briles

[olevetonahill]

Thinks Bear Shat smells Great

[mikee likee]

Would sell his soul for a better defense.

[King Crimson]

...loves that potted meat food product.

[JLEW1818]

Poked sicem in the Butt

[SoonerDomiNation]

Is scared bear shatless.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Cuddles up with Gundy and they cry about that there will never be another 2011.

[SicEmBaylor]

...is a man every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with.

[SicEmBaylor]

...put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

[SicEmBaylor]

...once beat Ann Richards in an arm wrestling contest.

[TahoeSOONER]

...is pretending to be baptist for the paycheck.

[TahoeSOONER]

...burns old cornrows as incense while crying himself to sleep every night at his RG3 shrine.

[mikee likee]

...burns old cornrows as incense while crying himself to sleep every night at his RG3 shrine.
Which he learned from Mack Brown and Gene Chizik..

[cjames317]

... knows Bob's penchant for payback.

... is betting on the Sooners to cover.

... will sit back and enjoy his winnings with some Waco whiskey (http://www.balconesdistilling.com)

[SicEmBaylor]

... knows Bob's penchant for payback.

... is betting on the Sooners to cover.

... will sit back and enjoy his winnings with some Waco whiskey (http://www.balconesdistilling.com)
How in the world have I never heard of this?

[olevetonahill]

Wont use Tackling dummies on the Practice field for fear the baptist will think they are dancing

[SoonerDomiNation]

Rolls bear shat up n fires it up with clappy brown as they try to figure out how to beat the SOONERS

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

....knows TJ will be targeting anyone who has the ball

[FirstandGoal]

... is preparing his anus

[IslandSooner]

Doesn't know for sure, whether or not a bear sh@ts in the woods.

[Soonerntxs]

wears RG3's Jersey to bed at night and sunggles with his waist towel!

[Aries]

...loves that potted meat food product.

...but doesn't know what's in it.

[King Crimson]

...but doesn't know what's in it.

and that's what makes it SO good. yikes.

[cjames317]

... attracts the Baylor girls with his Florence + the Machine t-shirt, skinny jeans and Toms.

[TahoeSOONER]

...dressed up as David Koresh for Halloween.

[deweydw]

... has Winnie the Pooh jammies. And an Eeyore love doll.

[SOONERnTx]

Has a sentsy that smells like a defense.

[SicEmBaylor]

Has a sentsy that smells like a defense.
So it's scentless?

[olevetonahill]

Drinks Zima and Dreams of Sicem

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ will begin a new losing streak to the Sooners.

[DenverSooner751]

Doesn't wash his hands after using the men's room but still uses a paper towel to open the door

[BigTip]

Has a TV in his bathroom, that he watches a tape of the Bare-asses' 2011 game with the Sooners, stocked with Kleenex and Jergens.

[cjames317]

Has a TV in his bathroom, that he watches a tape of the Bare-asses' 2011 game with the Sooners, stocked with Kleenex and Jergens.

... then weeps over his team's future.

[deweydw]

... has often been mistaken for Eb from Green Acres.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.5056749252772774&pid=15.1

[Ruf/Nek7]

Experienced his only form of affection when he was "poked" on facebook.

[cjames317]

... yells "BALL'S DEEP" on long pass plays and doesn't understand the giggles.

[TahoeSOONER]

...thinks this voting thing is for dip****s

[cjames317]

... asked Joe C. to put the a&m/bama game on the video board during OUr game.

[goingoneight]

... earned a lifetime contract for a season OU fans would want their coach fired for.

[cjames317]

... wants Landry to cut loose and have fun.

[BoomerJ]

...Refuses to have sex with his wife standing up, because it might lead to dancing.

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ gave us a much closer game than I ever expected. Congrats to him and his team for a great effort today.

[hvhurricane]

completely out-coached our staff today