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cleller
10/25/2012, 06:30 PM
No BS, what would you do, pay, endure, whatever to be absolutely guaranteed we beat the overfed hype machine that is ND?

For starters, I would not watch a single college football game for the rest of 2012, or the bowl season. I'll add on a $500 donation to the church, and vote for the "other side" next month.
olevetonahill
10/25/2012, 06:35 PM
No BS, what would you do, pay, endure, whatever to be absolutely guaranteed we beat the overfed hype machine that is ND?

For starters, I would not watch a single college football game for the rest of 2012, or the bowl season. I'll add on a $500 donation to the church, and vote for Obama.


Now yer just being silly

But in that vein of thot I guess I'd be an Altar boy for a week
cleller
10/25/2012, 06:59 PM
Now yer just being silly

But in that vein of thot I guess I'd be an Altar boy for a week

It may be silly, and irresponsible; but if it would guarantee a win, I'd hold up my end. For me, this game is like a whole hatfull of Texas and OSU games rolled into one.
lasooner123
10/25/2012, 07:13 PM
i would definitely have to consider having sex with kate upton if it would give us a certain win. heck even if it wouldnt
olevetonahill
10/25/2012, 07:15 PM
It may be silly, and irresponsible; but if it would guarantee a win, I'd hold up my end. For me, this game is like a whole hatfull of Texas and OSU games rolled into one.

Heh, I was makin fun of ya sayin ya would Vote Obammy :mushroom:
OU_Sooners75
10/25/2012, 07:27 PM
Well, I'm not sure what I would do.

I just wouldn't feel safe about selling my second soul to the devil. Its been true hell since the first time....lol


2000 ring a bell? Yeah, the torture since is my fault. :(
IslandSooner
10/25/2012, 07:40 PM
My wife's best friend....
olevetonahill
10/25/2012, 07:44 PM
My wife's best friend....

Hell, I'd Do YOUR wife :peaceful:
IslandSooner
10/25/2012, 07:46 PM
Yeah... Me too.
olevetonahill
10/25/2012, 07:47 PM
Yeah... Me too.

:applause:
MamaMia
10/25/2012, 07:48 PM
I would sell all my Barbies and Beanie Babies and donate the proceeds to my favorite doggy charity, Best Friends Animal society.
MichiganSooner
10/25/2012, 08:08 PM
Mama-I have already done myy deed for big win by the Sooners--got wisdom teeth pulled this morning. Absolutely miserable. Deserve a major, big-time Boomer Sooner win on Saturday for going through that!!!
Anyone got 2 tickets at a reasonable price?
Aries
10/25/2012, 09:12 PM
I would pull the rest of MichiganSooner's teeth.

:playful:
Memtig14
10/25/2012, 09:19 PM
I'd sell your left nut.




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I'd sell the right one too.........but I sold that for the last win over texass.
SoonerObsession
10/25/2012, 09:30 PM
I would drive home in horrible traffic and not complain one time if we beat ND.
SoonerInFortSmith
10/25/2012, 10:02 PM
But in that vein of thot I guess I'd be an Altar boy for a week

Are you sure yer wore out ole arse can take that kind of abuse?
StoopTroup
10/25/2012, 10:06 PM
Not a darn thing. If we can't beat this bunch our Season is a bust. No reason to be doing anything for one game IMO.

Now if you wanted to do something for a shot at the MNC...then I think you have a reason.

For a shot at a MNC I would work for Joel Olsteen for one year taking up the collections and making sure God gets his cut. I'd throw all the money in the air and what God wanted, he could take it. What hits the floor is my fee.
Chuck Bao
10/26/2012, 02:01 AM
I would get an upside down leprechaun tattooed on my butt.
Flagstaffsooner
10/26/2012, 08:03 AM
I'll hold in my farts for a month.

http://www.mypivots.com/site/uf/11384/hindenburg-omen.jpg
cleller
10/26/2012, 08:11 AM
i would definitely have to consider having sex with kate upton if it would give us a certain win. heck even if it wouldnt

The proper attitude would be to turn her down for the win.
Fraggle145
10/26/2012, 08:13 AM
Show up.
olevetonahill
10/26/2012, 08:14 AM
Are you sure yer wore out ole arse can take that kind of abuse?

Hey, It aint wored out THAT way
PalmBeachSooner
10/26/2012, 03:55 PM
Hey, It aint wored out THAT way


you ain't got rhoids?
Jeronimo
10/26/2012, 04:21 PM
Fraggle's right. All we have to do to beat ND is simply show up. By showing up, I mean fans need to be on OUr game. Lose your voices just one time. I lost mine in Dallas, and I got it back just in time to lose it again tomorrow. I know its cold, but try, really try to stripe this stadium out. Just one time. Make it memorable. Like 2000 Nebraska, 2008 Tech memorable. "All we have in life are the experiences, Johnny!" -Grumpy Old Men
lasooner123
10/26/2012, 04:24 PM
The proper attitude would be to turn her down for the win.

go ahead and put an L on the schedule
SoonerLaw09
10/26/2012, 04:29 PM
Sleep on a bed of rusty railroad spikes and wake up with my head sewn to the carpet.