Stephen Colbert to Donald Trump...

[StoopTroup]

Colbert: Mr. Trump, I will write you a Check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS from Colbert SuperPac, You know I got it, to the Charity of your choice....Anything....Save The Children, Feed The Children, Put the Children on Child Apprentice, Whatever, ONE MILLION ACTUAL DOLLARS if you will let me, dip my balls in your mouth.

But this dipping....and I hope your listening very carefully Mr Trump...this dipping has to be to my....and more importantly....my balls satisfaction. Okay? One Caveat, My Balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st. OKAY?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Sounds just as retarded as Trump...

[StoopTroup]

I hope Trump takes him up on it.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I hope Trump takes him up on it.

I didn't figure that you would hope Obama would cash in on the 5 Mil to his favorite charity.

[StoopTroup]

He can do whatever he wants. I don't work for the Campaign to elect Obama anymore than you have worked for Romney.

[Turd_Ferguson]

He can do whatever he wants. I don't work for the Campaign to elect Obama anymore than you have worked for Romney.

You're correct, he can do whatever he wants. The question is, why wouldn't he call comb overs bluff, show the doc's and have trump look like the fool giving the ACLU/NAACP 5 million dollars?

[XingTheRubicon]

He likes to redistribute wealthy people's money...here's his perfect chance.



Having said that, Trump needs a hobby.

[cleller]

Trump's deal sounded like an attention grab, and poke at the fact the Obama is hiding something in those records.

Colbert's sound like an attention grab, and dirty sick little pervert-think.

[FaninAma]

Colbert: Mr. Trump, I will write you a Check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS from Colbert SuperPac, You know I got it, to the Charity of your choice....Anything....Save The Children, Feed The Children, Put the Children on Child Apprentice, Whatever, ONE MILLION ACTUAL DOLLARS if you will let me, dip my balls in your mouth.

But this dipping....and I hope your listening very carefully Mr Trump...this dipping has to be to my....and more importantly....my balls satisfaction. Okay? One Caveat, My Balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st. OKAY?


That's about the level of discourse I would expect from the progressive side. They support a candidate who has ran the most opaque administration since Nixon, who spent his first term forcing government controlled healthcare down our throats instead of fixing the economy, who played more rounds of golf that anybody since Eisenhower, who points the finger of blame in foreign policy failures at subordinates and the intelligence agencies, who can't run on his own record but instead spends 3/4 of a billion dollars attacking his opponent and who has proven himself a fraud, poser and a hypocrite with his promises of "hope and change" during his first campaign.

If he somehow manages to worm his way into getting re-elected this will be the most contentious, divisive, damaging political period in this country since the Nixon era.

Thank you Mr. Cobert for helping to lower the discourse level in this country even more....asshat.

[FaninAma]

Sounds just as retarded as Trump...


Oh, Trump's proposal was vulgar and profane?

[olevetonahill]

ST, Rod's callin Ya
http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Rod-Serling-picture.jpg

[hawaii 5-0]

The whole premise of Colbert and his show is making fun at Bill O'Reilly.


5-0

[LiveLaughLove]

Asking Trump to do a sick disgusting thing is equal to asking Obama for his transcripts? Yeah ok.

Only in sicko bizarro world.

Not surprised you would approve.

[KantoSooner]

You do have to admit that it's a pleasingly ornate way to tell Trump, 'Blow Me'. And is there anyone on the face of the planet who should be told 'Blow Me' more than Donald Trump? I'm struggling and failing to think of anyone.

[BigTip]

And is there anyone on the face of the planet who should be told 'Blow Me' more than Donald Trump? I'm struggling and failing to think of anyone.

How 'bout this guy, at least for this week anyway.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4tW3SJ-v45s/THq7yE_8CfI/AAAAAAAABSw/YefmTFxbkpU/s1600/CoachKelly.jpg

[cleller]

So Colbert is into exchanging money for sex acts? What a slimy idiot. To make an offer to procure prostitution on TV.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Trump has made his point. Barack is hiding something.

[olevetonahill]

So Colbert is into exchanging money for sex acts? What a slimy idiot. To make an offer to procure prostitution on TV.

Isnt that called Solicitation?

[BigTip]

Trump has made his point. Barack is hiding something.

Obviously.

I guess this is one presidential birth certificate that is NOT going to end up in a museum.

Why do I feel like a lot of things are going to be revealed in history about him?

[cleller]

Isnt that called Solicitation?

Ya, but a DA would have to be worried about a bunch of reporters huffing and puffing before he'd want to deal with it. No danger of that.

[BigTip]

I think "parody" has been used as a successful defense against slander charges before, so I am sure they would apply here.

[StoopTroup]

That's about the level of discourse I would expect from the progressive side. They support a candidate who has ran the most opaque administration since Nixon, who spent his first term forcing government controlled healthcare down our throats instead of fixing the economy, who played more rounds of golf that anybody since Eisenhower, who points the finger of blame in foreign policy failures at subordinates and the intelligence agencies, who can't run on his own record but instead spends 3/4 of a billion dollars attacking his opponent and who has proven himself a fraud, poser and a hypocrite with his promises of "hope and change" during his first campaign.

If he somehow manages to worm his way into getting re-elected this will be the most contentious, divisive, damaging political period in this country since the Nixon era.

Thank you Mr. Cobert for helping to lower the discourse level in this country even more....asshat.

Ummmm....he's a Comedian. Geezzz....you should pull that pencil out of your anus before you get a splinter.

[StoopTroup]

Trump has made his point. Barack is hiding something.

Seriously?

Man you fellas need to take a walk outside and get away from the Fox Broadcast.

[LiveLaughLove]

Ummmm....he's a Comedian. Geezzz....

Not everything these days labeled comedy is funny. Sometimes it's just simply the vulgar tripe it sounds like.

If you think it's funny, maybe you need to take some ajax and clean your brain out.

Use a brillo pad.

[cleller]

Asking another man to suckle your testicles has never been funny to me.

Colbert was on NPR yesterday professing his man-love for Elvis Costello and Ben Folds. "It sounded like he wrote that song just for me." What a wimp. He's like a skin tag on America.

http://www.npr.org/2012/10/24/163547250/stephen-colberts-most-meaningful-musical-moments

[LiveLaughLove]

You do have to admit that it's a pleasingly ornate way to tell Trump, 'Blow Me'. And is there anyone on the face of the planet who should be told 'Blow Me' more than Donald Trump? I'm struggling and failing to think of anyone.

I'll see your Trump and raise you a Ted Turner.


http://landing.newsinc.com/shared/video.html?freewheel=91074&sitesection=breitbartprivate&VID=23857494


I think it's good US troops are committing suicide. ~ Ted Turner

[StoopTroup]

Not everything these days labeled comedy is funny. Sometimes it's just simply the vulgar tripe it sounds like.

If you think it's funny, maybe you need to take some ajax and clean your brain out.

Use a brillo pad.

I think it's hilarious. Also I think it's a parody of what Trump did. I also think you'll see Colbert get an award for that show. He went on to do a piece on Fox's Britt Hume and the 24 hour a day 7 days a week Fox Broadcast of the Benghazi Conspiracy. I think it's some of his best work.

If Trump had wanted to be vetted and run for POTUS....he should have just done so.

He's his own SuperPac. So it's one SuperPac making fun of another. The Real story here is how Colbert used an Attorney to get his own SuperPac and his own Voice even though his Mother Company who pays his salary didn't want to let him do it if they were in anyway tied to it legally.

He found a way to dip his balls in Trumps mouth without using any of his own money. He is using money from viewers that send him a sh*tload of money. Proof that in America....you can have your own SuperPac if you get a little help and have a decent forum to get people who like you...to send you a Dollar here and a Dollar there.

Also proof that SuperPacs probably aren't a really great thing to have....yet...if it benefits your cause, it's great. When used against you...IT'S AN OUTRAGE!

It's funny as hell to me.

[FaninAma]

Ummmm....he's a Comedian. Geezzz....you should pull that pencil out of your anus before you get a splinter.

I don't give a crap if he is a comedian or a tranvestite streetwalker. He has a public voice and his schtick is political commentary which means he is part of the public discourse and helps set the tone over how we handle political disagreement. And he is an idiot and a moron if he feels his "offer" is somehow helpful in alleviating the rancor, name-calling and divisiveness that has infected our political process OR if he thinks that garbage can be called humorous. And you are a bigger idiot if you feel that type of vulgar, unimaginative commentary is funny. If you do I am quite sure you could sit in on a few conversations in a high school lunch room and laugh your *** off.

Let me ask you, do you think Ann Coulter's contribution to the political discussion is helpful? I don't and she doesn't even begin to approach the gutter standards of the progressive commentators and "entertainers".

[LiveLaughLove]

I think it's hilarious. Also I think it's a parody of what Trump did. I also think you'll see Colbert get an award for that show. He went on to do a piece on Fox's Britt Hume and the 24 hour a day 7 days a week Fox Broadcast of the Benghazi Conspiracy. I think it's some of his best work.

If Trump had wanted to be vetted and run for POTUS....he should have just done so.

He's his own SuperPac. So it's one SuperPac making fun of another. The Real story here is how Colbert used an Attorney to get his own SuperPac and his own Voice even though his Mother Company who pays his salary didn't want to let him do it if they were in anyway tied to it legally.

He found a way to dip his balls in Trumps mouth without using any of his own money. He is using money from viewers that send him a sh*tload of money. Proof that in America....you can have your own SuperPac if you get a little help and have a decent forum to get people who like you...to send you a Dollar here and a Dollar there.

Also proof that SuperPacs probably aren't a really great thing to have....yet...if it benefits your cause, it's great. When used against you...IT'S AN OUTRAGE!

It's funny as hell to me.

If Trump had made a vulgar proposal to Obama, I would have been equally OUTRAGED. He didn't.

The fact that you can't see the difference in those two things makes me pray you aren't raising children.

If you have any, please give them to the adults in your family.

[StoopTroup]

If Trump had made a vulgar proposal to Obama, I would have been equally OUTRAGED. He didn't.

The fact that you can't see the difference in those two things makes me pray you aren't raising children.

If you have any, please give them to the adults in your family.

But...this isn't about making a vulgar Statement to the POTUS now is it?

[KantoSooner]

Lighten up! One asshat made a self-serving press release using the President to get attention for himself.
Another public jester with a well established political persona ragged on his about it.
That's about as deep as this is. Which is to say, there's no 'there' 'there'.

[BillyBall]

Only 12 days until this **** is over...

[soonercruiser]

I'm willing to give $5 to the first person who posts their high school grades on this forum!
:distant:

[BigTip]

I'm willing to give $5 to the first person who posts their high school grades on this forum!
:distant:

I will never tell anyone my grades again. Evah! If my president doesn't have to.....I don't have to. I will not produce my birth certificate ever again either. Nope, never.

[soonercruiser]

Forgot one!
Don't show an ID to vote!

[StoopTroup]

I'm willing to give $5 to the first person who posts their high school grades on this forum!
:distant:

I'd do it for 5 million if you'd let L3 dip his balls.....

N/M That's to vulgar. :D

[olevetonahill]

I'm willing to give $5 to the first person who posts their high school grades on this forum!
:distant:

All Fs Pay up bitch

[SicEmBaylor]

I believe Obama was born in the United States; however, I'm absolutely certain that he listed himself as a foreign student in college.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm willing to give $5 to the first person who posts their high school grades on this forum!
:distant:
I have no problem with this so long as I can drop all of my math scores.

[olevetonahill]

I have no problem with this so long as I can drop all of my math scores.

I done claimed that 5 bucks he aint Paid yet tho,

[SanJoaquinSooner]

A related question I never figured out: How did Rick Perry's college transcripts, with his poor grades, get published? Did he give permission or did someone make an unauthorized release?