Coach Kelly

[olevetonahill]

Will be wishing he had a bowl of Lucky Charms this time next week

[Flagstaffsooner]

Got sued by the catholic church for *****************.

[WA. Sooner]

Has a Buddy Christ bobble head on his desk

[WA. Sooner]

Has a mini Pope Mobile to drive around campus

[kevpks]

had a better chance to beat us with that Cincinnati squad a few years back.

[SoonerofAlabama]

...might be ready for another meltdown.

IdMsz_nhaTA

[StoopTroup]

...isn't a coach, he's just another idiot Notre Dame got to stand on the sidelines. People need to check the facts.

[SoonerinLA]

I think Kelly is a very good coach. He's done well whever he has coached. But I do recall Weis and Willingham getting off to good starts and then fading quickly.

I think Kelly will be different. They will be more competitive than they have been in the past 20 years. Are they back? Not quite but we'll know more after their next game.

[StoopTroup]

....lights his own farts with a gas log and has people in LA fooled.

[StoopTroup]

...also came to Norman after sneaking aboard a University of Cincinnati bus just to see the bearcats get their tails BOBbed.

[olevetonahill]

Writes on bathroom walls

[FirstandGoal]

... wonders if he'll fare any better in the second thread started about him....

[StoopTroup]

....can't write.

NTTAWWI circles and X's can be fun....

[olevetonahill]

... wonders if he'll fare any better in the second thread started about him....

And will never figure out what
GADOCADWI Means

[StoopTroup]

...likes to clap.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Brian_Kelly.jpeg/220px-Brian_Kelly.jpeg

[FirstandGoal]

... will be devoting an extra practice to looking for 4 leaf clovers....

[StoopTroup]

...is doing facial exercises to prepare for Saturday. He doesn't want to pull anything.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZHMNVUtNfEI/UCEx5oU_voI/AAAAAAAAEZo/cQ0OOzLdZJw/s1600/brian-kelly-scremaing_0-273x300.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...ate his own tongue.

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/brian-kelly.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...needs an Exorcist.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/brian-kelly-scremaingcopy.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Wishes He had a handful of Pills so he wont feel the PAIN

[soonerboy_odanorth]

... wonders how many golden horshoes he can shove up his a**....


... and how bad it's going to hurt when they are forcefully yanked out of his rectum by a nasty Stoops defense....


... and whether he'll secretly enjoy it and hope it happens again next year too...

[StoopTroup]

....is missing his frontal lobe

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/Steve_Gator_ARG_450x411.jpg

[OU_Sooners75]

...hope to not hear House Of Pain's "Jump Around"!

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...thinks it's completely worthwhile me re-posting the following because of his "horseshoeing" fetish...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

... wonders how many golden horshoes he can shove up his a**....


... and how bad it's going to hurt when they are forcefully yanked out of his rectum by a nasty Stoops defense....


... and whether he'll secretly enjoy it and hope it happens again next year too...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

I apologize to Phil, the board, and lurking Notre Dame fans. It was not meant seriously by any means... just as a "roast". Again, my apologies.

[FirstandGoal]

... will be overheard telling Bob Stoops that he is his density....

[OUmillenium]

...is afraid to climb high ladders in the wind *************************.

[goingoneight]

... farts into his headset whenever he disagrees with the play calling.

[SoonerOX]

...is constantly looking over his shoulder during pregame mass.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Wishes He had a handful of Pills so he wont feel the PAINWill wonder no more by the 4th quarter saturday night, what it feels like to have one of those Irish shillelaghs rammed sideways up his excretory cavity.

[rock on sooner]

Writes on bathroom walls

READS what's on the bathroom walls.

[olevetonahill]

READS what's on the bathroom walls.

Well dont YOU, I met my 3rd wife that way.:D

[FirstandGoal]

Writes on bathroom walls


READS what's on the bathroom walls.

IS what's on bathroom walls.

[cjames317]

... prefers to talk things out rather than fight.

[rock on sooner]

Well dont YOU, I met my 3rd wife that way.:D

Ya finally learnt, dint ya!

[olevetonahill]

Ya finally learnt, dint ya!

Heh

[budbarrybob]

gets KTFO courtesy of the SOONERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEu3GzNDs74

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Writes on bathroom walls


with his feces...

[goingoneight]

READS what's on the bathroom walls.

... dials phone numbers he reads off of the bathroom walls.

... thinks he's in confession in a bathroom stall.

... heard on campus that in order to get a nun pregnant, you have to dress her up like an alter boy.

... threw out his 2008 "How to beat OU" game plan.

... called :mack: to discuss OU and was told to text Colt McCoy on how to beat OU.

[allanace16]

.......'s butt's gonna hurt more than those fans on that Domer board about this thread starting around 7 PM Saturday

[StoopTroup]

....will be standing in Bigfoot's sideline impressions this Saturday.

[olevetonahill]

.......'s butt's gonna hurt more than those fans on that Domer board about this thread starting around 7 PM Saturday

ouch

[Turd_Ferguson]

......thinks popping pain pills and posting on Domer Forums is NORMAL!

[badger]

...listens to this song to fire him up:
15qc3_joy5A

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Knows that his team is overrated.

[Landthief 1972]

Catches his farts in his hand and tosses them in the direction of his players in team meetings.

[cjames317]

... tricked out ND's uniforms to be like Chip.

[FirstandGoal]

... thinks the fans of his program need to GADOCADWI

[Wishboned]

Coaches in South Bend, but his desires lie in the north bend.

[BigTip]

.... is ashamed of his lame-*** ND fan board.

[SOONERnTx]

....needs clarification on weather he is in the crimson or white section.

[Landthief 1972]

...came up with the idea for a "stripe-out." :uncomfortableness:

[goingoneight]

... makes light saber sounds when he pees on the ice in the urinal.

[5noubus]

Knows the crowd will start the "Rudy , Rudy , Rudy ", chant at some point

[OUmillenium]

...did not get OU Basketball season tix in the mail today like I did.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... sheds a tear when he reads this thread.

[goingoneight]

... wants to know why Dane Cook isn't more popular than he is.

[ashley]

He will run the opposite of a fast paced offense. ND only ran 58 plays last Sat. He will slow the game down so we will not get as many snaps as we normally do. Keep in mind that their startind QB will be back this week, they have two good RB's and the best TE in the nation.
The biggest thing on our side is that their defense is not very fast and their wide receivers are just average.

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

....doesn't understand the concept of this thread

[BeaSooner]

http://imageshack.us/a/img840/3347/irisha.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/840/irisha.jpg/)

....says...."kiss me....I'm Irish"

[Keller Sooner]

Eats the big white mints from the urinals.

[Wishboned]

is thinking about renaming the statue "Field Goal Jesus" to remove a lot of pressure from his players.

[ouwasp]

Proudly calls the ND Training room Brokeback Mountain

[Wishboned]

watched Rudy at least once a week and yells out "Squeal like a pig!" whenever Rudy's dad is on screen.

[BoomerJ]

...has been working hard to master celtic dancing.

[JiminyChristmas]

....knows that vertical stripes in the stadium will make it look thinner.

[cjames317]

... led ND through a 2011 season that seems eerily similar to OUr 1999 season.

[StoopTroup]

....thinks he gets a pony if he wins Saturday.

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/bobstoopspony.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...tried to stripe the stadium but was frustrated that the brown one in his tighty whiteys didn't count.

[StoopTroup]

...likes to chew out Touchdown Jesus.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9j7Tb22bfBU/TmsSqaynbuI/AAAAAAAACgs/3REGxN053bQ/s1600/kellyheyzues.jpg

[StoopTroup]

....is at the beginning of his 3rd Trimester and is in love for the very first time.

http://espn.go.com/photo/2012/0805/ncf_u_briankelly_cmg_600.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...hand picked this year's cheerleaders.

NSFW

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AxAD6E6ibhM/TkQODX28q-I/AAAAAAAAAgM/Z1iCpYn-T-U/s1600/peeing+in+the+woods.jpg

[goingoneight]

... goes to Jiffy Lube just so he can snicker when they say lube job.

[deweydw]

... has irritable bowel syndrome.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4771868344649303&pid=15.1

[olevetonahill]

...tried to stripe the stadium but was frustrated that the brown one in his tighty whiteys didn't count.

Will be wearing a Depends before the game is over Sat night

[Wishboned]

is coordinating with a priest to give last rites late Saturday afternoon, and is handing out organ donor cards to his players.

[StoopTroup]

....is slowly turning into a leprechaun.

[olevetonahill]

is coordinating with a priest to give last rites late Saturday afternoon, and is handing out organ donor cards to his players.

Thinks its hilarious that some keeps bumpin their own thread when theres one already started

[StoopTroup]

...has his own posse.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4338/dumbndumbercopy.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...has his own weather vane to check the wind.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qRsnt5lH3rA/UEKNtNutLbI/AAAAAAAAJlM/WuLEkVcwdsM/s1600/football-pig-sm.jpg

[cjames317]

... likes this thread better.

[StoopTroup]

....had something done for Road Games.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OcRe1Rh9H4/S9dXXf0Y7II/AAAAAAAAAeQ/oWG_YkLi6sA/s1600/photo.jpg

[birddog]

Never gets tired of making his players smell his finger

[StoopTroup]

...surrounds himself with thumb suckers.

[StoopTroup]

...is really working on turning things around.

http://jeff.squyres.com/images/notre-dame-fail.jpg

[MamaMia]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/smilies/coffee.gif I am amazed at the eloquence some of you display.

[MamaMia]

...is tacky, nasty and gross because its so much easier than being clever and witty.

[goingoneight]

... knows what an elipsis is. :D

[olevetonahill]

Wants the Mods to Lock this thread so the Pill Popping pathetic retard will maybe quit with his petty jealousy

[StoopTroup]

...'s Wife has a hairy back.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zg0FEvVzSNE/SNW9gBiS0sI/AAAAAAAABcQ/471dp6y2px8/s400/Notre%2BDame%2Bfan.jpg

[OU_Sooners75]

Has an overwhelming sense of entitlement.

[StoopTroup]

BTW Tim. I haven't complained about any of this. I didn't ask to have my thread closed. I didn't ask to have it merged. I didn't post it to cause any hard feelings. I posted it because Vet complained that I posted last week's about Mack Brown to early. I went to the KU Game and slept in Sunday and posted the thread. I'm not sure why my thread is closed now after this one was re-opened.

I'm fine if you want to merge them. I would think we all could play well together here and not be so petty. I have just been trying to avoid posting in Threads Vet starts as it seems he has some kind of problem with me.

If you want to keep it this way...I'm fine with it. I think a merge might be a bit more tasteful though.

I'm not sure who is closing them and opening them. It's kind of funny.

[FirstandGoal]

Deer. Lowered. In. Heaven.

Are you freaking serious?

[StoopTroup]

Deer. Lowered. In. Heaven.

Are you freaking serious?

Saw it with my own two eyes. I guess I can post here if he doesn't complain about that too. Maybe I can go back and re-create every post I made in the other one....LMAO

Petty Coat....Junction.

Must be a Posse Drunkytown again.

[8timechamps]

Merged. Now, get back to the Coach Kelly bashing.

[StoopTroup]

About time.

....uses a lot of tissues but not as many as Uncle Joe who's moving kind of slow....at the junction.

[StoopTroup]

....just found out that Charlie Weis made a large withdrawal before leaving for Kansas.

http://www.davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-pot-o-gold-iou.jpg

[StoopTroup]

....and found out that Charlie invested with Bernie. :D

http://www.davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-no-pot-o-gold-web.jpg

[StoopTroup]

....should schedule a game with mack if he wants to find some gold.

http://www.texaspotofgold.org/Rainbow_blackoutline.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...just got his nails done.

http://www.swatchandlearn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Nail-Art-Pot-of-Gold-Nails.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Will love what we've done with the visitor's locker room since the last time they were here.

http://www.angelfire.com/nj3/notredame/images/notre_dame_sucks_11.jpg

[WA. Sooner]

Leaves the seat down when he pee's so he wont forget

[Wishboned]

Lost to Tulsa.


At home.

[olevetonahill]

Wants to be Like Coach Stoops

http://notredame.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1426280

[cjames317]

... voted early. Did you?

[olevetonahill]

Has the team bus ready for the ride to the Stadium Sat.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cJfVmsZyOSc/R_GT8hNmTXI/AAAAAAAABAo/AgJ0uGcL7RA/s320/short-bus.jpg

[cjames317]

... washes his corned beef and cabbage down with a couple of pints, then wakes up the echoes.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... reads the all other coaches threads to see if we pick on him MORE or LESS.

[Wishboned]

had a Lou Holtz showerhead installed so he can simulate having a halftime pep talk from him while he's showering.

[StoopTroup]

...hasn't left the Church Alter for 3 days now knowing he will need a miracle Saturday.

[SoonerLaw09]

...has his own weather vane to break the wind.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qRsnt5lH3rA/UEKNtNutLbI/AAAAAAAAJlM/WuLEkVcwdsM/s1600/football-pig-sm.jpg

FIFY. :D

[SoonerLaw09]

...refuses to shake down the thunder.

[olevetonahill]

Wishes He had had Neds Part
http://blog.dabeuliou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deliverance_2_10.jpg

[deweydw]

http://blog.dabeuliou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/deliverance_2_10.jpg

... likes to watch this scene on a constant loop while eating cheetos.

[StoopTroup]

FIFY. :D

Heh....

....bought an elevator key for the Heaven Express. The Priests used the money to replace the cables after Charlie tried to use it.

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ asked Charlie Weis for OUr game film and now wishes he hadn't.

[StoopTroup]

.....is really nervous.

http://www.samplestuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/secretdeo.jpg

[12]

's mamma is so fat, he fat the fat fat fat and fat.

[StoopTroup]

....had a tooth pulled and when he Screams "I hate that Bob Stoops" it sounds like "I ate dat bob toops"

[StoopTroup]

...uses Rolanda to do his makeup.

NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEeckZM-z84

[cjames317]

... is selling white hoodies so he can get a little somethin out of this weekend.

[StoopTroup]

...is gonna stripe his shorts in the 1st quarter.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...is gonna stripe his shorts in the 1st quarter.
...and sniff it after the game.

[MyT Oklahoma]

.... has still to learn the full power of the OU Death Star.

[BoomerJ]

Whips his team with wet noodles to get them fired up pre-game.

[MyT Oklahoma]

........still has bad memories of the last time he was in Norman.

[olevetonahill]

drinks food coloring to make his Pee green

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... Has been throwing up all night. Oh! It's not nerves. He just wanted to look thinner on national TV.

[olevetonahill]

Kicked our Arse.

[cjames317]

... calls OUr place Owend Field.

[badger]

...is tacky, nasty and gross because its so much easier than being clever and witty.

Let us honor MamaMia's legacy by hating Brian Kelly wherever he ends up, whether it be more Domer or an NFL team :)