Our Mother of Steroids and Pedophila

[Flagstaffsooner]

Laugh, laugh
At Old Notre Lame
If Knute were a-live
He would be a-shamed
Steroids, fights and Regis too
What the hell has this school be-come?

I hate the Irish
Die Notre Lame
They're not even Irish
Die Notre Lame
Watch their coach
Play for the tie
That's why we laughed while Irish
Fumbled and lost

Faust was a loser
Die Notre Lame
Lou was a bigot
Die Notre Lame
The Best Damn Team That Money Can Buy
That's why we laughed while the Irish lost