I'd rather

[olevetonahill]

Marry a whorn disease riddled hooker than Kiss a ND virgin :very_drunk:

Next

[olevetonahill]

So no one else got Nuthin?

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ eat fish every Friday for the rest of my life than lose to ND in two weeks.

[FirstandGoal]

.... remarry my ex-husband.


Okay, well maybe not even THAT, but there still are many other unpleasant things I would rather.

[picasso]

I dunno, that chick in the sweater in Rudy did it for me Vet.

[olevetonahill]

I dunno, that chick in the sweater in Rudy did it for me Vet.

Dont get weak on me Bro, we must inflame the Hate to the hottest depths of hell

[MamaMia]

I would rather eat squid than lose to Notre Dame.

[BigTip]

.......clean Mack Brown's teeth with my fingernail than have to listen to Kirk Herbstreit on Espn say the Golden (shower) Doughmers are "legitimate" national champ contenders. Arghhhhhhh!

[GottaHavePride]

Marry a whorn disease riddled hooker than Kiss a ND virgin :very_drunk:

Next

Vet, there's no such thing...

[olevetonahill]

Vet, there's no such thing...

My Bad, I got caught up in the thread Idea,

[Breadburner]

Texas and OSU are higher on my list.....

[olevetonahill]

Texas and OSU are higher on my list.....

Yea But we got time fer OSU and we just stomped saxet, so Im turning all my hate towards ND for now.

[badger]

...have Baby Badger kick me in the gut repeatedly (while giggling happily, of course) for several hours than lose to Notre Dame.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I'd rather see Mack Brown fired than to lose to Notre Dame.

[sooneredaco]

I'd rather have BV back as my DC than lose to the domers

[KantoSooner]

...be the 'courtesy boy' in a Bengali brothel than lose to Notre Dame.

[olevetonahill]

...be the 'courtesy boy' in a Bengali brothel than lose to Notre Dame.

:strawberry:

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

i'd rather ...**** i got nuthin'

[rock on sooner]

I'd rather have my next colonoscopy fully awake and no drugs than
lose to ND.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'd rather have BV back as my DC than lose to the domersI'd rather have CHUCK LONG back, and as DC, than have the golden shower domers score a single point on OU.

[olevetonahill]

I'd rather be anally probed by aliens (Space or Messican) than see ND score a point on Owen field

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'd rather be anally probed by aliens (Space or Messican) than see ND score a point on Owen fieldBig wup! Who says you don't like that?

[olevetonahill]

Big wup! Who says you don't like that?

Only if they Female , I aint queer.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Well, I gotta admit you didn't specify the exact nature of the anal probes. You mispelled Mescan, though.

[olevetonahill]

Well, I gotta admit you didn't specify the exact nature of the anal probes. You mispelled Mescan, though.

I spelt it phonetically

[SoonerinSouthlake]

watch the Sound of Music for the first time EVER...than see ND win

[KantoSooner]

Fry wet bacon naked than see a Notre Dame first down.

[badger]

I would rather get stung by 20,000 West Nile-infected mosquitoes at once than lose to Notre Dame!!!

[Ruf/Nek7]

Why are we overlooking kansas? We are only 35 point favorites over them! And they have CHARLIE WEIS!!!!!:hypnotysed:

[rock on sooner]

Fry wet bacon naked than see a Notre Dame first down.

Shunt talk about Vet like that....

[KantoSooner]

crap! Now I have to wash my eyes out with clorox to get that image gone.

[rock on sooner]

crap! Now I have to wash my eyes out with clorox to get that image gone.

lol

[olevetonahill]

Shunt talk about Vet like that....

You Peeping Me?
Hell I hardly ever wear any rags , why put some on just to fix breafast?

[olevetonahill]

Why are we overlooking kansas? We are only 35 point favorites over them! And they have CHARLIE WEIS!!!!!:hypnotysed:

As Fans we can do any DAYUM thing we want.
The Team is the Ones who have to
Pay Tention

[deweydw]

... make love to Hillary Clinton than lose to the Domers.

[BeaSooner]

... make love to Hillary Clinton than lose to the Domers.

I see you weren't willing to use Nancy Pelosi.....your heart ain't in it.

[deweydw]

I see you weren't willing to use Nancy Pelosi.....your heart ain't in it.

hooookaayyyy... (deep breath) have a threesome with Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.

[KantoSooner]

How about being Nancy, Hillary and Roseanne's boy toy?

And throw in the requirement that naked 'Twister' is a required daily ritual.

[badger]

I would rather have Stoops retire than lose to Notre Dame (or anyone else after a new coach comes in, but of course)

[SoonerLaw09]

...wash my eyes out with Clorox than lose to dome-head.

[8timechamps]

I'd rather sit next to Charlie Weis on an 8 hour flight (in coach) than lose to Notre Dame.

[SoonerLaw09]

I'd rather sit next to Charlie Weis on an 8 hour flight (in coach) than lose to Notre Dame.

...while he has indigestion.

[badger]

...while he has indigestion.
...after he hasn't showered for days

[budbarrybob]

Why are we overlooking kansas? We are only 35 point favorites over them! And they have CHARLIE WEIS!!!!!:hypnotysed:

OK... I'd rather do a belly shot from Charlie Weis than lose to ND.

There ya go!

[KantoSooner]

I'd rather get trapped in the toilet line right behind Charlie on a 16 hour flight from New Delhi to New York.

Right around hour 13.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

As Fans we can do any DAYUM thing we want.
The Team is the Ones who have to
Pay TentionThat is like HEY, NO SH*T!

[PalmBeachSooner]

I'd rather be the fluffer in a gay porn movie than lose to ND.

[PalmBeachSooner]

Fry wet bacon naked than see a Notre Dame first down.


I insist that my wife fry all my bacon and bologna wearing nothing but high-heels.

[KantoSooner]

Because of this, and because you fry balogna, you are an awesome person.

When I'm next in Dallas, can I come stay with you?

[olevetonahill]

Because of this, and because you fry balogna, you are an awesome person.

When I'm next in Dallas, can I come stay with you?

Thats the way she cooks for me to.

[BeaSooner]

I'd rather get trapped in the toilet line right behind Charlie on a 16 hour flight from New Delhi to New York.

Right around hour 13.

So you wouldn't rather be trapped IN the toilet with Charlie on hour 13 of a 16 hour flight? Your heart ain't in it.

[KantoSooner]

I restrict myself to those things that are physically possible.

[BeaSooner]

Oh....it's possible alright. May not be pretty, but it's possible.

[deweydw]

How about being Nancy, Hillary and Roseanne's boy toy?

And throw in the requirement that naked 'Twister' is a required daily ritual.

I take it you mean Roseanne Bar. That's pushing the limits right there. But I did see a video this morning of Pelosi doing a face plant. She didn't look to bad laid out on the ground. hmmmmmm.....

[FirstandGoal]

How about being Nancy, Hillary and Roseanne's boy toy?

And throw in the requirement that naked 'Twister' is a required daily ritual.


Well the whole point of the thing is to be alive afterwards to enjoy the victory. This just might kill him.

[LittleElmSooner]

....get a prostate exam from Andre the Giant than lose to Domer.

[SoonerLaw09]

....get a prostate exam from Andre the Giant than lose to Domer.

Andre's dead.

[olevetonahill]

Andre's dead.

Brings new meaning to "Stink Finger" dont it

[BeaSooner]

I would rather....

...coat my naked body in honey and sit on a fire ant mound while subjecting myself to a continuous loop of music consisting of Barbara Streisand and Lady Gaga than experience a ND win on Owen Field.

[olevetonahill]

Have to buy and cook all the burgers that Weis , Mangino,Rosey, OOprah, And fat Fulmer could eat in one settin that see ND score on Owen field

[Boomer Mooner]

I'd rather eat the corn out of Weis's turds than to get beat by the Domers...

[boomersooner28]

...swim in pig poop infested mud in a swine flu riddled Mexican pig farm than see ND win in Norman.

[olevetonahill]

Nasty Bastages , I love it

[FirstandGoal]

Y'all are some disturbed ****ers.

[olevetonahill]

Y'all are some disturbed ****ers.

This is news?

[olevetonahill]

Open mouth kiss a Crack whore than see ND score at Owen Field

[OU_Sooners75]

..vote for Obama than have ND outscore OU.

[olevetonahill]

..vote for Obama than have ND outscore OU.

Now that mite be a bit much bro

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

..vote for Obama than have ND outscore OU.
sick-o...

I would gladly relinquish our 2012 monumental victory over the despised domer if the bamster would be sent packing!

[Turd_Ferguson]

...would rather shave a bobcats *** in a telephone booth than have ND pull out a squeaker.

[olevetonahill]

...would rather shave a bobcats *** in a telephone booth than have ND pull out a squeaker.

Whats a telephone Booth?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Whats a telephone Booth?
Sorry, Private Telecommunication Enclosure. :biggrin:

[olevetonahill]

drank a gallon of pisz than see domers score on our turf

[PalmBeachSooner]

...would rather shave a bobcats *** in a telephone booth than have ND pull out a squeaker.

Bobcat your nuts!

[Keller Sooner]

Gulp, here goes...I'd rather drink a full spittoon dry than lose to the Domers.

[deweydw]

Looks like I am going to have a threesome with Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. Just hope Hilary doesn't bring her strap on.

[olevetonahill]

Looks like I am going to have a threesome with Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. Just hope Hilary doesn't bring her strap on.

Naw, Ya dont Suffer twice in this deal