Charlie Weis

[StoopTroup]

...will be delivered to Norman in an Ambulance.

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[SoonerStormchaser]

Drowns his sorrows in liquid Krispy Kreme.

[Boomerboone1]

Looks like mangino!

[StoopTroup]

...roasted Mangino over an open pit and ate him as a snack.

[StoopTroup]

...is getting a kalonic so he looks slim on TV next week.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is rumored to be the next texass head coach.

[StoopTroup]

Is rumored to be the next texass head coach.
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[StoopTroup]

...is sad Fat Burger has been replaced by Picklemans.

[olevetonahill]

Caint understand that a Fan caint enjoy a Beatdown of Mack before trying to jump ahead on the Next foe.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Didnt call Jenny,

[goingoneight]

... loaned the sideline refs his belt when the first down chains broke.

[StoopTroup]

...is trying to find a reporter to write a story about how ND is kicking *** because of his Mad John Blake recruiting skills.

[Flagstaffsooner]

... loaned the sideline refs his belt when the first down chains broke.
But thats 13 yards.

[StoopTroup]

But thats 13 yards.

Only till he takes it off. The lack of pressure reduces the length to 10.

[StoopTroup]

...is at McDs getting a late night happy meal. He didn't intend on eating but the last guy who shook his hand got hairgel on it and he wanted to wash up before he went Home.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/Weisku.jpg

[Blue]

Kidnapped Princess Leia, the bastard.

[MyT Oklahoma]

KU is going to die! << Evil grin.

[Blue]

Loves the smell of his own brand...

[MyT Oklahoma]

Kidnapped Princess Leia, the bastard.

And said.. "You are a mu*f Pricess Leia, And I am a mu*f eater."

[StoopTroup]

...can't find his lightsaber even if it glowed in the dark. Wait....I think they do glow in the dark. That must be painful.

[vtsooner21]

Works his second job at a factory drawing the little battery diagrams detailing which way they are to be installed

Boomer

[StoopTroup]

....just finished up a bucket of biscuits and gravy......and a diet coke.

[hawaii 5-0]

......was the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt.


5-0

[FirstandGoal]

......IS Jabba the Hutt.


5-0

FIFY

[MamaMia]

..really wanted to be a school paper editor.

[hawaii 5-0]

.......woke up this morning and picked Richard Simmons out of his navel.


5-0

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

finally has his dream job. He has longed to be HC at the mighty Jayhawks Institute for basketball.

[deweydw]

... has a small snack before lunch.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46210_467187016637972_712467312_n.jpg

[StoopTroup]

....seems to only open his mouth for food.

[deweydw]

... is gonna eat your baby!!!

[Piware]

...thought that Jayhawk was on the menu with dressing and gravy.

[StoopTroup]

...with cranberry sauce and a diet coke.

[JLEW1818]

Has to poop in a bathtub..

[StoopTroup]

....once ate the whole thing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKifpMtlNs

[StoopTroup]

....Father Jack Weis is really the problem behind his weight problem.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhwNtY3N2k&feature=related

[MyT Oklahoma]

........ will be wishing it was basketball season.

[StoopTroup]

....once mistook a basketball for a spicy meatball.

[XingTheRubicon]

is growing right now

[SoonerofAlabama]

...now knows OU is a 35.5 point favorite against his team.

[deweydw]

... once ate a display at Discount Tires thinking it was complentary chocolate donuts.

[IslandSooner]

...... is no longer allowed in any Buffet lines... EVER.

[Wishboned]

...clears all the plates at the team meals.

[Wishboned]

...is most quoted as saying, "You gonna finish that?"

[olevetonahill]

Wishes Veritas would come back , at least long enough to fix his "Retard Remover"

[soonerboy_odanorth]

... has a gall bladder that has been placed in protective custody with social services...

[Wishboned]

...visited the Great Wall of China and was asked to leave because he was blocking the view from space.

[goingoneight]

... coordinates offense by showing film of Tom Brady and saying "do that."

[goingoneight]

... wears his pants up so high, people think he's 85 years old.

[StoopTroup]

Is banned from Papa John's after buying the first 2 million free pizzas for himself.

[goingoneight]

... will hold OU to less than 63 points. Haha

[Wishboned]

...is not the morbidly obese coach Kansas fans need, but it is the one they deserve.

[cjames317]

... gets Jayhawk fans all wet.

[badger]

... is numba one new show!
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[deweydw]

... will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[Landthief 1972]

...wipes after a #2 with a beach towel.

[StoopTroup]

...had a lung removed and a 2nd stomach installed.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

...didn't get the memo that Notre Dame was playing in Norman next Saturday, not this Saturday.

[StoopTroup]

....Uses an old ND Shirt as a whack it rag.

[cjames317]

... eats because he's fat.

[StoopTroup]

...is corn fed and very happy living in the KU feedlot.

[ddub0224]

...is so unwise that he misspells his last name

[deweydw]

... has to go to a weigh station to weigh himself.

[sooneredaco]

Has lost a lot more football games than pounds throughout his life

[StoopTroup]

.....just wiped out an entire can of spam with a roll of Charmin.

[odontia]

Was visited by Mike Myers in researching the role, "FAT BASTARD"

[cjames317]

... uses 2 QBs, 2 forks and 2 toilets.

[StoopTroup]

...1 toilet for each anus.

[Soonerntxs]

Charlie would be WEISER if he were to call the whole team in sick for Sat.'s game!

[StoopTroup]

...took one for the team.

[deweydw]

... took a bakers dozen for the team.

[Ruf/Nek7]

Greatly appreciates the badet Mangino installed in the restroom

[StoopTroup]

...then butt chugged 13 pots of hot steaming coffee.

[Ground_Attack]

...is what ate Gilbert Grape.

[Ruf/Nek7]

...just ate lunch with Joey Chestnut and Koboyashi at CiCi's. That CiCi's is permanently shut down.

[deweydw]

... is fatter than the fatman.

[cjames317]

... asked the ND seniors to avenge OUr treatment of his KU team Saturday.

[StoopTroup]

...Kobayashi and Joey are missing and the FBI has Charlie waiting in a room awaiting the arrival of their DNA.

[Jacie]

. . . thinks sa*et will hire him to replace Mack Brown if he can pull off an upset this week.

[StoopTroup]

...could eat Texas.

[MamaMia]

...named his cat Rudy.

[StoopTroup]

....can't find anyone to remove the N and the D from his testicles.

[sooneredaco]

... doesn't always eat vegetables, but if he does, it's a bunch

[StoopTroup]

....passed so much gas that Maine had a 4.6 Earthquake.

[goingoneight]

... locked his scout team receivers in an electrical closet during practice just to see how it works this weekend.

[MyT Oklahoma]

.... moonlights as Candy Crowley.

[BoomerJ]

...makes sandcastles out of his own dung.

[cjames317]

... thinks that an annual game with the horns during the State Fair would be pure win-win.

[MyT Oklahoma]

.... has actually been mistaken for a beached whale multiple times.

[StoopTroup]

...worked as a McDonald's once.

[cjames317]

... did not light a fart next to Big Tex.

[StoopTroup]

....just halted construction of the "Big Charlie" Statue welcoming visitor's to Memorial Stadium....

[Ruf/Nek7]

Hasn't seen his johnson in 56 years.

[StoopTroup]

...is trying to become the new face of Tuna.

[goingoneight]

... wants a giant structure in his honor named Big Kans... or Big As. Something along those lines.

[BoomerJ]

...Prefers "The Manzier" to "The Bro".

[StoopTroup]

....wants KU to change the name to Charlie U.

[picasso]

had a ring made for this thread...

[StoopTroup]

...takes a long hot bath after every game...

http://phillipskb.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Bathtub_Before.77201533_large.jpg

[picasso]

Thought Mel Torme was Phog Allen...

[picasso]

mother also has a flat top....