HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

[olevetonahill]

>
> God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
>
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
>
> 'Can you give us an example?'
>
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
>
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
>
> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
>
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
>
> 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have Commandments..'
>
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
>
> 'They're free.'
>
> 'We'll take 10.'

There. That, should **** off just about everybody....

[rock on sooner]

>
> God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
>
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
>
> 'Can you give us an example?'
>
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
>
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
>
> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
>
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
>
> 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have Commandments..'
>
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
>
> 'They're free.'
>
> 'We'll take 10.'

There. That, should **** off just about everybody....

Vet, I think ya got most of em covered..only ones I can think of
are WASPs..those pesky White Anglo Saxon Protestants...ya missed..:biggrin:

Vet, I think ya got most of em covered..only ones

[rock on sooner]

Dont know what happened there...my fingers dont get
along with this keyboard sometimes...

[olevetonahill]

Dont know what happened there...my fingers dont get
along with this keyboard sometimes...

Heh.

[BigTip]

Like Don Rickles, don't leave until you have insulted everyone in the room.

[Flagstaffsooner]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[MsProudSooner]

That joke is completely inappropriate and hilarious!

[stoopified]

>
> God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
>
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
>
> 'Can you give us an example?'
>
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
>
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
>
> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
>
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
>
> 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have Commandments..'
>
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
>
> 'They're free.'
>
> 'We'll take 10.'

There. That, should **** off just about everybody....AS a man who is Jewish by heritage and Christin by faith,I find thought that was funny BUT I do feel guilty . :D