olevetonahill
10/10/2012, 11:33 PM
>
> God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
>
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
>
> 'Can you give us an example?'
>
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
>
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
>
> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
>
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
>
> 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have Commandments..'
>
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
>
> 'They're free.'
>
> 'We'll take 10.'
There. That, should **** off just about everybody....
> God went to the Arabs and said,
> 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
>
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
>
> 'Can you give us an example?'
>
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
>
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
> 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
>
> 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
> We're not interested.'Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
> 'I have Commandments.'The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
>
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'Then He went to the French and said,
> 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
>
> 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
> 'I have Commandments..'
>
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
>
> 'They're free.'
>
> 'We'll take 10.'
There. That, should **** off just about everybody....