Texas Haiku 2012

[yermom]

Mountaineers scored lots
Sooners finally gelling
wh0rn side empty at half

[FirstandGoal]

Squeaked by Pokie State
Exposed by the Mountaineers
Sooners bring the pain

[SoonR4Life]

Whorns defense suspect
Landry to go 3 and 0
Williams to endzone

[MamaMia]

Horns will lose badly
to the Sooners on game day
Take it to the bank

[goingoneight]

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...
Texas sucks--

Oh, wait... you said haikus?

Texas was on top
'til Colt injured his shoulder
Where have they been since?

[aero]

whorns were feeling good
now two losses in a row
all is right again

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Texas sucks Texas
sucks texas sucks texas sucks
texas sucks my meat

[cjames317]

Tuesday afternoon,
RBR Meltdown reveals
that horns know their fate.

[cjames317]

Saturday at Colt's
Burnt orange everywhere
A loud knock, "Who's there?"

Mimosa in hand,
Colt stumbles to the front door.
"Vince! Long time, no see."

Handshake and bro hug,
they return to the TV.
They scream "Not again?!?"

Half the Cotton Bowl
happily scream themselves hoarse
horns hum Gotye

[yermom]

Half the Cotton Bowl
happily scream themselves hoarse
horns look like Goatse

:eek:

[sooneron]

Tricky wind sometimes
Hornfans always leave in droves
Mack is still clapping

[OUmillenium]

Yes, overrated
Is always the Texass way
Sooners win baby

[MamaMia]

Coach Stoops said himself
"Who'd want to wear that color?"
Crimson always rules

Those who wear burnt orange
Always find themselves saying
"Oh please make it stop!"

[vtsooner21]

Bevo could not stand to watch last year
So said Burnt Furberger
There's a Crimson Storm on the horizon

Boomer

[olevetonahill]

saxet sucks
saxet Bite my azz
saxet sucks

[cjames317]

Pre Dally Rally
Do the Phi Delts still do that?
Drink red, pee orange.

[budbarrybob]

Two teams battle
Crimson players rule
Texas knows its fate

[Oldnslo]

All the world's talent
success remains elusive
UT's coaches suck

[Sooners78]

fairweather steer fans
game is over at the half
Round Up Saloon time

[cjames317]

One day more. We'll be
ready for these schoolboys who'll
wet themselves with blood.

courtesy Boublil/Kretzmer

[ouwasp]

Sooners rule over
Media darling Longhorns
Cry hard, Texas, cry!

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

sooners eatin steak
on the plane ride home tonight
bevo is no more

[Seamus]

What the hell's that smell?
Bovine abscess festering.
Mack asks, "Where's my spoon?"

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Game day in Dallas
one team looks and smells like ****
Sooners roll, horns suck

[goingoneight]

Some people don't know
How to write a real haiku
Syllables, people

[FirstandGoal]

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap
63-21
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap

[cjames317]

Remember when OUr
***-kickings of horns was news?
New SI, nada.

[opksooner]

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then............

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Best play of the game:
Little McCoy tackling ref.
Somewhere Colt facepalmed.