Mack Brown

[StoopTroup]

....is checking to see how the weather is going to be in Dallas next Saturday. Especially the wind.

[SOONERnTx]

......can't wait to get his hands on a foot long corn dog.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is buying up Geritol and ExLax to prepare for the game.

[StoopTroup]

....is prepared for WVU

http://www.cabinplace.com/images/lksboottoiletbrusha.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Has already taken a knee, since they have the momentum.

[StoopTroup]

...just sharted some pizza rolls.

[MamaMia]

...wears Burt's Bess lip balm so that his lips feel soft against Ash's face.

[StoopTroup]

...wears Burt's Bess lip balm so that his lips feel soft against Ash's face.


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/mackkissing.jpg

[SoonerCLF]

... is in mourning after the Boise State equipment truck hit Bevo's relative

[StoopTroup]

Is planning to hit the Jackalope whether they win or lose tonight.....

http://feelthebyrnes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/img_2946-e1308930624430.jpg

[BeaSooner]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/mackkissing.jpg

O-M-G....no cup?

[Soonerus]

He is a poor loser...

[OUmillenium]

...thought this season was not going to go in the crapper.

...is 1 bad call from entering RRS on 2 game losing streak

[sappstuf]

Just ran out of time...

[StoopTroup]

O-M-G....no cup?

likes to Sandusky his players.

[OUmillenium]

!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

:D

[BoomerJ]

[QUOTE=BeaSooner;3524432]

Likes giving his players unwanted, long, uncomfortable hugs.....then he checks to see if they're wearing they're cups with the pat of his hand.

[picasso]

Is starting to look like Elvis...

[cjames317]

... Spreads peanut butter on his balls and says "Here Bevo!"

[olevetonahill]

Wondered where the Yellow went, then looked at his teeth.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Looks horrible in burnt orange. Then again, so does every other member of the human race.

[Jdog]

Is drinking heavy and Checking out coeds down on 6th street tonight.

[XingTheRubicon]

gets home @11PM last night and gets a text from Colt McCoy's wife that he's lost SEVEN in a row to ranked teams...after he ponders the text from that lippy b*tch, he searches the medicine cabinet for codeine. As Mack is squinting to read the bottles, he hesitantly asks Sally (wife)

Mack - uh, honey...?

Honey!!

Sally - What?!

Mack - Is Oklahoma ranked do you think?

Sally - What do you think.

Mack - dammit

Mack -(mouth full of codeine) I don't see Matlock on the playlist,...did you/

Sally - how am I supposed to dvr Matlock when I'm at the game with you?

Mack - worthless b****.

Sally - what was that?

Mack - nothing

Sally - that's what I thought

Mack - Did you say Oklahoma was ranked or not ranked...

Sally - Go to bed, you old ****.

Mack (silently) even with all these TV's, I hate myself.

Mack's illegitimate son - Why's daddy yelling about OU being ranked?

Sally - you go to bed too, you little bastard.

[DrZaius]

...uses the ones with wings

[kevpks]

...will answer that one for David when someone asks about his 4 turnovers.

[StoopTroup]

...just bought a new pillow for his bed. He always throws out the tear soaked ones after a loss.

http://www.presnapread.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mackbrown-e1291680736965.jpg

[deweydw]

... will be buying a new pillow next Sunday.

[JiminyChristmas]

Was named after his mother's bowel movement that was simultaneous to his birth.

[VA Sooner]

Was named after his mother's bowel movement that was simultaneous to his birth.

...and was still left at the hospital when the bowel movement went home with his parents... twice.

[goingoneight]

Hopes the PAC 12 opponent in the Holiday Bowl isn't ranked.

[WA. Sooner]

Sucks./

[picasso]

has never been to Aruba...

[IslandSooner]

.... is trying to grow his earhair out to match Bevos'

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Pisses in a cup and rinses his mouth out with it after brushing his teeth...

[mikee likee]

Pisses in a cup and rinses his mouth out with it after brushing his teeth...

Cannot be true as this will actually whiten teeth. just sayin.... maybe he quickly swallows it.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Well he swallows something to make those teef yeller...

[JiminyChristmas]

Saw those commercials on TV and thought for a long time that the fans loved him so much they wanted to change the name of the school to Brown Mackie College until someone pointed out to him that he's just dumb.

[deweydw]

... became aroused during his colonoscopy.

[olevetonahill]

Cannot be true as this will actually whiten teeth. just sayin.... maybe he quickly swallows it.

And you KNOW this, HOW?

[deweydw]

... tried to lay a wet one on Stoops.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=i.4597819078869968&pid=15.1

... and got cozy with RGIII

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4827780177527499&pid=15.1

[deweydw]

... is still clapping.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4679406255604774&pid=15.1

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...killed five hookers with his friend that shall go unnamed.

[BoomerJ]

...will be going as a male prostitute who preys on young men between 18-22 years of age for Halloween.

....also thinks that Halloween should be everyday.

[goingoneight]

... has a stash of naughty videos in his desk drawer titled "Cotton Bowl 2005" and "Rose Bowl 2006.

[GDC]

...NEVER CLICKS ANY DAMN ADS :mad:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...finds playing grab *** in the shower a distracting, enjoyable pastime.

[badger]

... would rather collect $5 million as an ambassador.

...an ambassador that could still make college athletes feel good about themselves through much clapping and hugs.

... but never through curse words.

... unless those curse words are in his iPod full of rap music, which he has so he can relate to the kids better.

I'm not making this sh!t up. :mack:

[cjames317]

... named his secondary the "Gideons" since they like to give it away.

[badger]

... named his secondary the "Gideons" since they like to give it away.

... thinks Blake is UT's version of "Superman"
http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/06/24/40/1656835/3/628x471.jpg

WATCH HIM FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Landthief 1972]

Can hide in a bin of ears of corn by smiling really big.

[Landthief 1972]

gets hair care tips from Jimmy Johnson.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...likes penis.

A LOT.

[deweydw]

... was once a sheriff that liked to chase them Duke boys.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.5062087838533172&pid=15.1

[Jacie]

. . . does less with more.

[cjames317]

... offered me a Zima.

[MountainOkie]

...is even getting tired of the disgustingly low thread count in the Texas players pants.

[Landthief 1972]

Inhales deeply from the head pantie he stole from Vince Young's locker oh-so many years ago.

[cjames317]

... threw his car keys to Casey Paschall, saying "Get yourself home son, but take the back way."

[MountainOkie]

...seems to have had more man crushes than "Patient Zero".

[MountainOkie]

NM

[cjames317]

... is massaging Jordan Hicks' hips right now, among scented candles and the soothing voice of Ruben Studdard.

[WA. Sooner]

Is happy that some traitor thought he had more skins on the wall

[Landthief 1972]

Never eats candy corn because he can't tell which are the candy and which are his teeth.

[goingoneight]

... rehearses defeat speeches and is speechless when he wins.

[deweydw]

... has a way to remember how to put on his under pants. Yellow spot in front. Brown spot in back.

[CatfishSooner]

...coaches like a girl....

[picasso]

fakes his orgasms

[cjames317]

... said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife", when Vince hit him up to "stay maybe a couple of days."

... then said, "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know."

[StoopTroup]

...has Vince Young living in his garage.

[cjames317]

... already asked Taylor Swift to write a revenge song.

[budbarrybob]

...claps to "We are the World" during games.
...wants to be known for his yodeling ability more than anything.
...refuses to courtesy flush.

[deweydw]

... has a Vince Young love doll.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...Peez sitting down and
$hitz standing up.:texan:

[BigTip]

told Vince Young he wished he knew how to quit him.

[goingoneight]

... wonders how well Vince Young could pose as David Ash this weekend.

[Landthief 1972]

Personally tutored Vince Young before his Wonderlic test.

[SoonerObsession]

is still trying to get them Duke boys.

[Landthief 1972]

Personally approved the paper-thin white football pants so he could see Vince Young's jock strap clearly.

[StoopTroup]

...thinks Mongo was bevo's Father and will be wearing a black arm band Saturday.

[BeaSooner]

...Peez sitting down and
$hitz standing up.:texan:

...clapping all the while....

[Landthief 1972]

Wipes his boogers on the wall while using the urinal.

[StoopTroup]

Is at the fair already riding the zipper non-stop.

[cjames317]

... is no more productive at work today than me.

[StoopTroup]

...just bought an unlimited ride pass from this guy...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXxZ6QcrZDw

[JiminyChristmas]

Is Sandusky accuser #9.

[ddub0224]

Approved this message.

[cjames317]

... just finished shopping at Neiman's and needs to freshen up before tea in the French Room.

[Landthief 1972]

wears jorts.

[sendbaht]

I think Mack in only concerned about his "young team" "this is a young team" "this is a young team" my god he been saying this for 4 years now.

[StoopTroup]

Uses the French Room for QB meetings.

[sooneredaco]

Is a traitor who deserves another sh!tty season. Tuck Fexas!

[BoomerJ]

...Is taking that question for Ash/McCoy right now.