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olevetonahill
9/30/2012, 06:16 PM
Smears Vaseline on the girls bathroom door handles
SoonerInFortSmith
9/30/2012, 06:36 PM
Took the tech job because he loves tortillas.
SoonerofAlabama
9/30/2012, 07:03 PM
Will only be coaching at schools with his initials from now on. So, never again. (Fingers crossed)
C&CDean
9/30/2012, 07:24 PM
Squeezes bubotuber pus.
kevpks
9/30/2012, 07:38 PM
...has the honor of getting us started on our next 47+ game winning streak.
picasso
9/30/2012, 08:18 PM
has never actually been to Tubberville...
deweydw
10/1/2012, 10:22 AM
... wears Yosemite Sam jammies.
budbarrybob
10/1/2012, 11:04 AM
like to spread warm mayonnaise on his PBJ's
badger
10/1/2012, 11:05 AM
...Is praying for another storm for this year's OU game. :mad:
cjames317
10/1/2012, 11:35 AM
... locked Adam James in an electrical closet for good luck.
Soonerntxs
10/1/2012, 11:43 AM
Was watching our game film on K-State and even he turned the channel!
goingoneight
10/1/2012, 12:01 PM
... is going to give Butters' Creamy Goo sports drink a try.
Landthief 1972
10/1/2012, 04:04 PM
wipes his butt by dragging it across the carpet like a dog.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/1/2012, 05:12 PM
Is counting the days until his is on the night train out of Sand Aggie Tech... Hoping for a move back to S-E-C!
ddub0224
10/1/2012, 05:13 PM
Wears Auburn gear at home
goingoneight
10/1/2012, 05:28 PM
... has been ringing Auburn's athletic director's phone off the hook.
radio
10/1/2012, 05:42 PM
...visits Bernie Madoff weekly.
deweydw
10/2/2012, 10:07 AM
... has Honey Boo Boo watching party's.
thecrimsoncrusader
10/2/2012, 10:19 AM
Hopes that Oklahoma has six starters out like last season.
Whet
10/2/2012, 11:37 AM
Claims Tubberville is inhabited by Teletubbies!

http://www.tvacres.com/images/puppets_teletubbies2.jpg
cjames317
10/2/2012, 03:28 PM
... will have to be carried out of Lubbock in a cardboard box.
deweydw
10/3/2012, 03:07 PM
... also enjoys surprise butt sex.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5041283009021374&id=715661caa8a8edb7271f9ae23db299e3
IslandSooner
10/3/2012, 09:47 PM
Spends several hours a day trying to figure out where pocket lint comes from...
WA. Sooner
10/4/2012, 02:43 AM
Is calling to the 2006 refs to ask them to work the game
cjames317
10/4/2012, 12:13 PM
... has a plan to put tinted face shields on all OUr players' helmets to fool them into thinking they're playing at night.
12
10/5/2012, 02:47 AM
Drives the Boise State equipment truck on the side.
BoomerJ
10/5/2012, 05:57 PM
...Thinks his boinic ears qualifies him as a super hero.
Flagstaffsooner
10/5/2012, 06:48 PM
...uses a feather duster between farts to clear hiss a$$ of sand.
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/5/2012, 07:14 PM
shines his ears before each game to reflect the light in the other teams eyes
StoopTroup
10/5/2012, 08:06 PM
...has a nice rack. :D

http://www.cedarlakelodge.com/Tommy_Tuberville-2004-161_225x406.jpg
IslandSooner
10/5/2012, 09:44 PM
Yep, with a kicker...