View Full Version : Coach Tuberville
olevetonahill
9/30/2012, 06:16 PM
Smears Vaseline on the girls bathroom door handles
SoonerInFortSmith
9/30/2012, 06:36 PM
Took the tech job because he loves tortillas.
SoonerofAlabama
9/30/2012, 07:03 PM
Will only be coaching at schools with his initials from now on. So, never again. (Fingers crossed)
C&CDean
9/30/2012, 07:24 PM
Squeezes bubotuber pus.
kevpks
9/30/2012, 07:38 PM
...has the honor of getting us started on our next 47+ game winning streak.
picasso
9/30/2012, 08:18 PM
has never actually been to Tubberville...
deweydw
10/1/2012, 10:22 AM
... wears Yosemite Sam jammies.
budbarrybob
10/1/2012, 11:04 AM
like to spread warm mayonnaise on his PBJ's
badger
10/1/2012, 11:05 AM
...Is praying for another storm for this year's OU game. :mad:
cjames317
10/1/2012, 11:35 AM
... locked Adam James in an electrical closet for good luck.
Soonerntxs
10/1/2012, 11:43 AM
Was watching our game film on K-State and even he turned the channel!
goingoneight
10/1/2012, 12:01 PM
... is going to give Butters' Creamy Goo sports drink a try.
Landthief 1972
10/1/2012, 04:04 PM
wipes his butt by dragging it across the carpet like a dog.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/1/2012, 05:12 PM
Is counting the days until his is on the night train out of Sand Aggie Tech... Hoping for a move back to S-E-C!
ddub0224
10/1/2012, 05:13 PM
Wears Auburn gear at home
goingoneight
10/1/2012, 05:28 PM
... has been ringing Auburn's athletic director's phone off the hook.
...visits Bernie Madoff weekly.
deweydw
10/2/2012, 10:07 AM
... has Honey Boo Boo watching party's.
thecrimsoncrusader
10/2/2012, 10:19 AM
Hopes that Oklahoma has six starters out like last season.
Claims Tubberville is inhabited by Teletubbies!
http://www.tvacres.com/images/puppets_teletubbies2.jpg
cjames317
10/2/2012, 03:28 PM
... will have to be carried out of Lubbock in a cardboard box.
deweydw
10/3/2012, 03:07 PM
... also enjoys surprise butt sex.
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5041283009021374&id=715661caa8a8edb7271f9ae23db299e3
IslandSooner
10/3/2012, 09:47 PM
Spends several hours a day trying to figure out where pocket lint comes from...
WA. Sooner
10/4/2012, 02:43 AM
Is calling to the 2006 refs to ask them to work the game
cjames317
10/4/2012, 12:13 PM
... has a plan to put tinted face shields on all OUr players' helmets to fool them into thinking they're playing at night.
Drives the Boise State equipment truck on the side.
BoomerJ
10/5/2012, 05:57 PM
...Thinks his boinic ears qualifies him as a super hero.
Flagstaffsooner
10/5/2012, 06:48 PM
...uses a feather duster between farts to clear hiss a$$ of sand.
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/5/2012, 07:14 PM
shines his ears before each game to reflect the light in the other teams eyes
StoopTroup
10/5/2012, 08:06 PM
...has a nice rack. :D
http://www.cedarlakelodge.com/Tommy_Tuberville-2004-161_225x406.jpg
IslandSooner
10/5/2012, 09:44 PM
Yep, with a kicker...
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