suggestion for a suzie question at the stoops presser monday

[ELP Sooner]

Coach Stoops, do you think the Heisman trophy chances for Landry Jones were hurt in the KSU game?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, do I look fat in this dress?

[cleller]

This could get therapeutic.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[ELP Sooner]

Coach Stoops, can you eat just one Lay's potato chip after a home loss?

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

Coach Stoops was that "pass" Landry threw really supposed to be a "pass"

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

[agoo758]

Coach Stoops, who gave you permission to use the word "deli"?

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

Coach Stoops, where did you buy your mini blinds?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, when's the last time you had a nice, hot, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Coach Stoops, Since Finch's non-catch on that shovel pass that was reviewed resulted in us retaining possession of the ball on that long scoring drive, why wasn't Finch in the game more when we needed the points?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, would you hit it or would you quit it?

[BeaSooner]

Coach Stoops, boxers or briefs?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, can I go potty?

[ELP Sooner]

Coach Stoops, if you were to sleep with an assistant coaches wife who would it be?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Coach Stoops, if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[BeaSooner]

I will give you $1 to ask that one. Heck, I'll give you $2 just to go ahead and do it.

[Widescreen]

Coach, are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?

[Harris County Sooner]

Coach Stoops, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[OU_Sooners75]

Coach Stoops, how were the pyramids built?

[OU_Sooners75]

Coach Stoops, can you undo a bra with just one hand?

[webfoot]

Coach Stoops, where can I find a Sooner ringtone and can you provide a link with your answer?

[SoonerMarkVA]

Coach Stoops, who is John Galt?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Coach Stoops, tastes great or less filling?

[cccasooner2]

Bobby, if the Kansas State colors are associated with homosexuality, what trait is the color of orange associated with?

[85sooners]

Coach stoops....is your wife a freak in the sack?

[boomersooner28]

Coach Stoops, did you LET Bill Snyder beat you because you know he is going to die soon?

[Widescreen]

Hey coach, did you like Bill Snyder in Poltergeist II?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CHXDALKbII0/TrmsD3pFE9I/AAAAAAAAAXU/gZuEgkLU29U/s1600/poltergeist2a.jpg

[TumbleweedDoom]

OK, I'll bite - who's "suzie"?

[BeaSooner]

Hey Coach....why do they call Wednesday hump day when most people get laid on weekends?

[goingoneight]

Coach, what's better... a guy who throws an interception or a guy who can't handle a snap?

[MamaMia]

Where's the beef?

[Sooner91ATL]

Coach, do you ever call Pete Carroll and ask him to give you your testicles back so OU can regain its mojo? I'll hang up and listen.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Caoch Stoops, why do the call him AD if his initials ar AP?

[goingoneight]

Coach, why do you always think about things in the end?

[BeaSooner]

Coach, you had a very successful bye week. What are the positives you will take away from this Saturday?

[StoopTroup]

Coach Stoops.....

Was this your Brother's fault?

[Fraggle145]

Coach, do you ever call Pete Carroll and ask him to give you your testicles back so OU can regain its mojo? I'll hang up and listen.

Or do you need to call Chris Peterson?

[StoopTroup]

Coach, you had a very successful bye week. What are the positives you will take away from this Saturday?

That my Defense isn't as bad as BU or WVU