National Inquirer says....

[diverdog]

Obama caught in gay bath house.
Michelle doesn't know his secret past.

[jk the sooner fan]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

MUSLIM HOMO SOCIALIST!!!!!!

[okie52]

He's still evolving.

[olevetonahill]

What a dirt bag, next thing ya know he be eating Dog.:mask:

[okie52]

He likes his dog covered in mayo.

[XingTheRubicon]

why can't we have hetero bath houses? With free birth control, ya know there's really no excuse not to...

[TitoMorelli]

Obama caught in gay bath house.
Michelle doesn't know his secret past.

Those idiots at the Enquirer also tried to trick us into believing that John Edwards was having an affair....

[LiveLaughLove]

He certainly is the most effeminate president we've had.

He definitely gets the metrosexual vote.

[C&CDean]

Him being gay bothers me a whole let less than him being a commie muslim.

[Skysooner]

I heard Romney was a polygamist. No, there is no proof, but I want him to release his marriage records, birth records, etc. After all he is a Mormon, and some part of that religion still believes in it.

[diverdog]

Those idiots at the Enquirer also tried to trick us into believing that John Edwards was having an affair....

Trust me that very thought crossed my mind.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

He likes his dog covered in mayo.

I heard he only likes Miracle Whip, not real mayo.

[KantoSooner]

why can't we have hetero bath houses? With free birth control, ya know there's really no excuse not to...

Dayum! Now HERE's an idea.

Okay, we set up in a nice-ish place. Nature. Green trees, a nice water course somewhere near. You charge for the venue. And perhaps you stack the odds a bit with your masseuses, waiters, waitresses, etc.
By Golly! This is a business plan with legs, so to speak.

Oh, you mean.....

Damn. I do that so often.

Nevermind.

[Midtowner]

I heard he only likes Miracle Whip, not real mayo.

I hear all he eats now is Grey Poupon.

[TitoMorelli]

I hear all he eats now is grey Putin.

fixed

[hawaii 5-0]

Obama, Kermit the Frog and George Michael had a 3 way.


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[LiveLaughLove]

I heard he only likes Miracle Whip, not real mayo.
Hey hey hey hey now. Let's don't get personal here.

What's the matter with only liking Miracle Whip and not real mayonnaise?

[KantoSooner]

real mayo is American and pure and wholesome and indicates that you prefer football to faggie sports like baseball (lookin' at YOU George Will) and cricket.

Miracle Whip was invented by a Russian Communist in 1952 as a last ditch attempt to subvert the USA. It produces a persistent hallucinatory state that makes you want to become a Texas fan.

The above is all truth.

[LiveLaughLove]

real mayo is American and pure and wholesome and indicates that you prefer football to faggie sports like baseball (lookin' at YOU George Will) and cricket.

Miracle Whip was invented by a Russian Communist in 1952 as a last ditch attempt to subvert the USA. It produces a persistent hallucinatory state that makes you want to become a Texas fan.

The above is all truth.

Interesting. And all of this time I thought mayonnaise was from those snobby snooty French that hate our guts.

Now I'm going to have to rethink Miracle Whip. Can't be eating something Obam...I mean, commies would eat. ;P

[hawaii 5-0]

Still, my favorite National Enquirer headline........


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