Coach Taylor

[olevetonahill]

Once ate an arugula salad and drank a beer at the White House

[BoomerJ]

Always asks if he can swing a few licks himself when they haze the incoming freshman band members.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Thinks the aFm band director got a raw deal...

[fadada1]

...walks into parties and yells, "Hey, I gotta Rattler in my pants!!!!"

[Redshirt]

Only uses discounted out-of-date mustard.

[85sooners]

Farts in the buffet line at golden corral

[TahoeSOONER]

...pisses on his hands because it prevents blisters.

[vtsooner21]

Wonders why, after a house burns to the ground, the only thing left is the fireplace and chimney

Boomer

[WA. Sooner]

Thought he got a job at A&M while watching Friday Night Lights

[deweydw]

... once drank dish washing soap so he could fart bubbles.

[TahoeSOONER]

...wishes football season would start later so he can watch more soccer games ending in a 0-0 tie.

[stoopified]

Likes playing Savannah State too, having beaten them 31-0,47-7 in the last two years.

[badger]

...wonders why the Marching 100 has more than 100 band members

[badger]

... will need to pay $39.95 to be able to view the OU-Florida A&M game from the sidelines.

[BoomerJ]

...Waterboards puppies.

[sooneron]

thinks he came up with "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!"

[PalmBeachSooner]

...wishes football season would start later so he can watch more soccer games ending in a 0-0 tie.

...wishes football season would start later so he can watch more soccer games ending in a Nil-Nil tie.

FIFY

[Landthief 1972]

Sniffs his fingers after scratching his nethers.

[cjames317]

... argues with a chair, i.e. invisible Bob Stoops, and loses the argument.

[olevetonahill]

Cant Believe His School has a Rattle snake as Mascot And says
reckon where they want that New back door?

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[Explodo]

Know all the words to "Call me maybe"

[goingoneight]

... thinks there's a government conspiracy to hide the discovery of the gay gene.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...subscribes to www.fireheupvelle.com.

[budbarrybob]

is a Grandmaster Tiddlywinks player

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Doesn't know the difference between a linebacker and a safety. When game planning he just points and says, "That guy back there."

[deweydw]

Doesn't know the difference between a linebacker and a safety. When game planning he just points and says, "That guy back there."

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[cjames317]

... has just as many national championships as Bob Stoops.

[Landthief 1972]

...thinks the pink candies in the urinals are delicious.

[Soonerntxs]

Swiped my flag football playbook for Sat.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Buys his team's helmets at Quibids.com for $12.97.

[Landthief 1972]

...made the team sell candy bars and hold a car wash to pay for the bus fare to Norman.

[goingoneight]

... keeps up with the Kardashians.

[BoomerJ]

...glues on his mustache.
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and his pubes.

[deweydw]

... has Winnie the Pooh footed pajamas.

[TahoeSOONER]

...claims to have fathered former longhorn RB Romance Taylor and thinks five pounds of weed is a weak stash.

[IslandSooner]

Can't figure out why we have to bring in our back up QB to get a first down on third and short...

[sooneredaco]

Has a Barack Obama "Yes We Can" bumper sticker on his car. He says it's his motivation.....

[goingoneight]

Can't figure out why we have to bring in our back up QB to get a first down on third and short...

... but thinks it surely has more to do with our starting quarterback, rather than our run game.

... will be the one to thank personally for putting Landry Jones back in Heisman Trophy discussions. :D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... Chose the uniform colors out of spite.

[Landthief 1972]

...likes to roll around in dirty jock straps after practice.