Snooki gives birth to a baby boy

[nighttrain12]

Lorenzo Dominic LaValle weighed 6 lbs, 5 oz. and already has a higher IQ than his mother.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20624421,00.html

[Turd_Ferguson]

Who gives a rat's ****'n ***?

[MsProudSooner]

Might want to send the kid a sympathy card.

[cleller]

Maybe we can forget about it 15 years until his first DUI and girlfriend chokeout arrests.