Coach Price

[olevetonahill]

Buys his Hookers and Booze thru Priceline

Ok Ill start these again . If some else thinks they wanta do it better then get it done

Done em for years then some one decided they should start em ahead of me
Go fer it :cat:

[picasso]

fakes his orgasms

[goingoneight]

... thinks that e-cards on facebook are "like, soooo funny!"

[olevetonahill]

Come on
He sits to Pee

[goingoneight]

... has a Twitter.

[olevetonahill]

... has a Twitter.
And his name is David

[TahoeSOONER]

...blames Dennis Erickson for not winning state in high school. Erickson was a year behind Price, but took his job as starting quarterback mid-way through Price's senior year of high school.

[TahoeSOONER]

...get's two for one lap dances on his UTEP credit card.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...is still Roooooollin'!

[SoonerBread]

Looks up to Coach Fran.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...likes to exclaim during arguments that "the Price is right!!!"

[WA. Sooner]

Still mad that Drew Carry the job he was born to do

[WA. Sooner]

Is wondering if Adam Sandler is going to be on the sideline

[85sooners]

Likes watching porn

[WA. Sooner]

Who doesn't?

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Still can't get used to the fact that El Paso is in the mountain time zone.

[BillyBall]

enjoys a nice Juarez donkey show before kickoff.

[KantoSooner]

ticked his assistant coaches off when he told the University President, "It's just the price you've got to pay..."

[badger]

... out in the west Texas town of El Paso, he fell in love with a Mexican girl

[deweydw]

... showed his junk to Bob Barker and Betty White.


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and Richard Simmons.

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[budbarrybob]

When in Juarez goes by his pet name. Orinar Cara

[PalmBeachSooner]

Come on
He sits to Pee

Yeah well, so do I! I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other. I got a prostate the size of a grapefruit and it takes me a week to tinkle.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

...get's two for one lap dances on his UTEP credit card.

Goes over to Juarez to use that UTEP credit card...the gals over there come as a three-for, tho he has to dodge the bullets...

[deweydw]

... when asked what he was doing in Juarez. He replied "We're just friends.".

[fadada1]

... thinks Juarez might be a nice place to raise a family - El Paso is too "ghetto".

[swardboy]

....God only knows how he gets recruits to come to El Paso....

[Sabanball]

I'd still like to know how much $ he got in the SI lawsuit.

[deweydw]

... likes to play Spank the Monkey.

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[TahoeSOONER]

...can't find anyone to mow his lawn in El Paso.

[SoonerNomad]

doesn't have a statute in Tuscaloosa!

[goingoneight]

... wants to know if Jerry Sandusky is ready to come out of retirement.

[sooneredaco]

Goes by the name Dirty Sanchez when he goes to Juarez

[goingoneight]

... thinks OU fans should have pulled for OSU against Iowa State. Because that would have totally gotten OU what they wanted... a Gundy-Miles MNC Game with Stoops in the Insight.com Bowl.

[AZSOONER]

Is surprised he's still at utep.

[soonersam]

Wishes he'd never heard of Pensacola Florida!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Yup, not too many oSu grads down there.

[vtsooner21]

Is still trying to figure out what a chair would look like if your knees bent the other way....
Boomer

[BoomerJ]

...Will be asleep by 9:30 p.m.

[Landthief 1972]

Wipes his boogers on the wall above the urinal while he pees.

[deweydw]

... keeps missing the urinal because he wiping his boogers on the wall.

[Landthief 1972]

Made his kids say they were under 12 until they went to college so he could pay the children's discount at the movie theatre.

[MamaMia]

... doubles dips.

[12]

Signs his name with skid marks.

[picasso]

Will help you move but he's the guy who isn't really lifting on the heavy couch.

[WA. Sooner]

Has his own table at Rosie's

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Will help you move but he's the guy who isn't really lifting on the heavy couch.

Offers you a twelve pack and pizza to help him move. He then proceeds to watch you lift all he heavy stuff. When finished he gets the cheapest beer and frozen pizza.

[Landthief 1972]

Walks his dog over to the next door neighbor's lawn to let the dog drop a deuce...

...then drops his pants and does the same.

[SoonerinSouthlake]

still wants to leave College football to the Joe Paternos of the world

[Monster Zero]

I've never met Coach Price myself but I hear he's a cool guy. The kinda guy you'd like to party with. Y'know?

[deweydw]

... wishes the Spice Girls would do a reunion tour.

[deweydw]

... had Justin Bieber sign his chest.

[BoomerJ]

Is ready for retirement from coaching football so he start coaching Lucha Libre.

[goingoneight]

... thinks luck had absolutely nothing to do with the SEC's 6-year streak.

[Landthief 1972]

donates his used, skid mark infested underwear to Goodwill.

[BoomerJ]

Prefers the drinking water on the other side of the border.

[picasso]

I've never met Coach Price myself but I hear he's a cool guy. The kinda guy you'd like to party with. Y'know?
I'm sure you can find him in Juarez on any given weekend.

[King Crimson]

wears tighty whities.....because the elastic cotton blend is just right. and tight to give a man a lift in his day.

[MountainOkie]

Has his own table at Rosie's

Where he fell in love with a mexican girl.

[goingoneight]

... can burp the Star Spangled Banner.


... can fart the pledge of Allegiance. :eek:

[BoomerJ]

Is constantly telling his players, "Hey, Ese, don't you know I'm loco?!"

[SoonerObsession]

...prefers his black and white console tv to the new-fangled hd flat screens.

[King Crimson]

told his team that Horace Ivory is NOT one of the coolest football names ever....

[goingoneight]

... voted for Craig James.

[olevetonahill]

... voted for Craig James.

Good one :highly_amused:

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Doesn't believe in CGK5H.

[BoomerJ]

Thinks Peyton Manning and Shaquille O'Neal drives Buicks.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Uses his UTEP credit card for drinks at the Juarez donkey show.

[goingoneight]

... was truly astonished by the amazing football played last night.

[deweydw]

... wants to be on the Kicked in the Nuts show.

[Landthief 1972]

...once auditioned for American Idol, just to offer a counter point to the "No Sex Allowed" guy: "Juarez Donkey Show Allowed."

[SoonerTerry]

Turns his hand around backwards so it feels like someone else is doin it......

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... Tells everyone that he invented the 'shocker' but originally called it the 'modified bowler'.

[goingoneight]

... just met you and though this might sound crazy; gave you his number. So call him, maybe?

Ladies and gents, that came courtesy of my best friend's 8-year old daughter when I told her what I was reading. :D

[BoomerJ]

Get's his Preparation H mixed up with his Icy Hot.

[redkid]

eats big nasty tacos

[WA. Sooner]

Puts his ebay feedback on his resume

[BoomerJ]

Wants to date the conjoined twins from the TLC show to guarantee a threesome.

[goingoneight]

Get's his Preparation H mixed up with his Icy Hot.

... also gets his vaseline mixed up with his Ben-Gay. :eek:

[ELP Sooner]

drinks and drives just like Don Haskins did.