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badger
8/13/2012, 08:35 AM
Remember him? The guy on the wrong side of Superman?
http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20111008-oklahoma_texas.jpg.ece/BINARY/w620x413/OKLAHOMA_TEXAS.jpg

Well, in the midst of all the Tebow/Sanchez talk in NYJ, I noticed him on the sideline. It turns out that he has not stopped trying to make the NFL thing happen... probably because unlike back at UT, he knows Mack won't replace Applewhite with him inexplicably again :mack:

And as it turns out... I saw his younger, nearly identical brother, Matt Simms. (http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/another-qb-turns-heads-jets-130619789--nfl.html)

So unless he is the LP&L's communications director (http://everythinglubbock.com/fulltext?nxd_id=113742), he has completely disappeared from the Internets.


Simms was hired as a coaching assistant by the New England Patriots on March 26, 2012.[19] It is unknown what role Simms holds with the team, as he was not listed in the Patriots release of coaching positions.

So... there you go. TRRW tried to sack him, but Chrissy wouldn't have any of that, so he just gave the ball to Teddy instead. Touchdown, Oklahoma.

Then, Chrissy didn't win the Big 12, even when we practically handed it to them on a platter in 2001. Glory glory Colorado.

Then, Chrissy didn't do sh!t and has been passed around the league by teams that really don't know what to do with the son of Phil Simms with the blonde hair. Derp derp golden boy.

And now, I'm confusing him with his younger brother.

Ah well. What a waste of a Google sighting opportunity, kind of like Simms was a waste of time at whorn (if you were a whorn fan)