We got any Oil & Gas mucky mucks in here?

[setem]

I have a interview tomorrow afternoon. I am not sure of the position or the company. It could be Centennial Energy but because this is through a staffing service, I am going in kind of blind.

Also, I have applied for 2 jobs at Chesapeake that I am very qualified for. Anyone have connects there that might be able to help me at least get a foot in the door?:texan:

[Sooner_Tuf]

Mucky Mucks?

[olevetonahill]

Mucky Mucks?

You know, them Uppity ups

[StoopTroup]

Greasy Spooners?

[Petro-Sooner]

Sure don't. But good luck!

[StoopTroup]

Sure don't. But good luck!

Don't you have some junk to go fishing for?

GET BACK UP ON THAT RIG AND GET TO WORK!

;)

[Petro-Sooner]

Sure don't. But good luck!

Don't you have some junk to go fishing for?

GET BACK UP ON THAT RIG AND GET TO WORK!

;)

HEH. No I'm in the office licking rocks.

[setem]

I am as ready as I can be for my interview this afternoon. I will let you guys know how it goes. Scared money never wins but when you have a wife and little girl it is hard not to worry. My stomach has been in knots since last night and will be till I know about this job or others I have applied for.

Thank for the support and I will try to do you guys proud!

Boomer Sooner!

[olevetonahill]

I am as ready as I can be for my interview this afternoon. I will let you guys know how it goes. Scared money never wins but when you have a wife and little girl it is hard not to worry. My stomach has been in knots since last night and will be till I know about this job or others I have applied for.

Thank for the support and I will try to do you guys proud!

Boomer Sooner!Kinda funny how gettin married and havin a baby make ya grow up aint it

Good Luck my young friend

[setem]

Kinda funny how gettin married and havin a baby make ya grow up aint it

Good Luck my young friend

Yep! I remember when my biggest worry was having game day booze. I still like to hit the bottle don't get me wrong but not anywhere near as much as I used to! Those were good times indeed but nothing compares to my little girl! She is the most amazing thing I could ever imagine, taking care of her and my wife are what is important now. My little girl does something everyday to amaze me!

[pphilfran]

Good luck to ya...stay calm and it will work out...

[olevetonahill]

Yup, Be Calm and confident

[rock on sooner]

Yessir, sit up straight, smile (check fer anything on yer teeth first),
make eye contact, don't pass gas, you'll do jus fine!:glee:

[pphilfran]

Empty your pockets...never look at your watch..

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Don't hit on the receptionist even if she is hot.

[rock on sooner]

Don't hit on the receptionist even if she is hot.

What if she hits on him?

[olevetonahill]

What if she hits on him?

Nail that bitch

[rock on sooner]

Nail that bitch

Before er after the job offer?

[olevetonahill]

Before er after the job offer?
If ya pass up Poon fer a jorb, well ya just missed out on some and ya caint ever get that chance again
Ya can however always try fer another job

[rock on sooner]

If ya pass up Poon fer a jorb, well ya just missed out on some and ya caint ever get that chance again
Ya can however always try fer another job

Should he use the receptionest as a reference?

[olevetonahill]

Should he use the receptionest as a reference?
depends on if he got her off er not

[rock on sooner]

depends on if he got her off er not

Okay, jus wasnt sure how to handle that...

[olevetonahill]

Okay, jus wasnt sure how to handle that...
How you live so long being so stupid? Oh wait never mind yer a Dem. :glee:

[rock on sooner]

How you live so long being so stupid? Oh wait never mind yer a Dem. :glee:

I been married fer nearly 35 years n ima outa practise!
Cut me sum slack, wudja?

[setem]

Went very well! I can type like the wind but the alphanumeric combo got me! I passed all of the per-interview requirements but the alphanumeric typing test. Minimum for consideration is 9000 keystrokes per hour and I am 8815!!! I get to take it again soon and I know I will pass it.

Pass = Interview with Chesapeake! Please let me pick up 185 keystrokes in the next couple days! I took it 3 times and then she wouldn't let me take it anymore.

[pphilfran]

You let the 9000 keystrokes hang you up? Hell, I can do 12000..of course 11998 would be errors...

Glad to hear it went well!

[Petro-Sooner]

You have to pass a typing test to work there to do your line of work?Seriously?

[setem]

You have to pass a typing test to work there to do your line of work?Seriously?

The interview today was with a staffing company and the position at Chesapeake requires typing skills. I types just find but that stupid test didn't think so. 8815 keystrokes per hour 1 error, it requires 9000 and no less than 2 errors. I hate that I even have to take those tests but if it gets my foot int he door at even one of the big companies, I will take any test!

I will pass the next time I take it!

[olevetonahill]

I been married fer nearly 35 years n ima outa practise!
Cut me sum slack, wudja?

Dayum add all 3 of mine up and i only made it to 25 years total , Been single fer 13 er so now, Dont think Id ever go back alive :P

[olevetonahill]

The interview today was with a staffing company and the position at Chesapeake requires typing skills. I types just find but that stupid test didn't think so. 8815 keystrokes per hour 1 error, it requires 9000 and no less than 2 errors. I hate that I even have to take those tests but if it gets my foot int he door at even one of the big companies, I will take any test!

I will pass the next time I take it!
I gots mad typin skilz I can type 2 fingers all day longs

Hired a secretary oncet, axed her if she could type or was she a Huntin pecker :glee:

[rock on sooner]

I gots mad typin skilz I can type 2 fingers all day longs

Hired a secretary oncet, axed her if she could type or was she a Huntin pecker :glee:

Did she find it?:glee:

[rock on sooner]

:glee:
Dayum add all 3 of mine up and i only made it to 25 years total , Been single fer 13 er so now, Dont think Id ever go back alive :P

Well, Vet, ever noobie thats gittin married, I tellem two words..
Yes, Dear!
& know whut, it werks! :glee:

[olevetonahill]

Did she find it?:glee:

Dint hide very much


:glee:

Well, Vet, ever noobie thats gittin married, I tellem two words..
Yes, Dear!
& know whut, it werks! :glee:

Dint werk fer me Course I always added "Now STFU bitch" at the end

[rock on sooner]

Dint hide very much



Dint werk fer me Course I always added "Now STFU bitch" at the end

Shunt used the "B" werd..they take offense at that...

[olevetonahill]

Shunt used the "B" werd..they take offense at that...
They really got mad fer some reason when I used the C word :hypnotysed:

[rock on sooner]

They really got mad fer some reason when I used the C word :hypnotysed:

Bro, you obviously dint learn! Course I figgered that when you tolt
me "3 exes"...:glee:

[olevetonahill]

Bro, you obviously dint learn! Course I figgered that when you tolt
me "3 exes"...:glee:

Sure I did, Thats why they aint a #4 :P

[rock on sooner]

Sure I did, Thats why they aint a #4 :P

Well, I guess slow learnin better than no learnin..:untroubled:

[olevetonahill]

Well, I guess slow learnin better than no learnin..:untroubled:

Yup.

[rock on sooner]

Yup.
G'nite, Bro..gotta get up early tomorrow...

[olevetonahill]

G'nite, Bro..gotta get up early tomorrow...

Have a good one
Ima crash here in a bit myself

[8timechamps]

Hope it's not too late to give some interview advice, but here's what you do;

Walk in and shake hands (firmly, but not Hulk grip). Smile, but not a **** eating grin. Then, after the pleasantries are exchanged, stand up, pull your pants down to your ankles (revealing your man thong), fart as loud as possible (while making direct eye contact with any women in the room). Then, after your fart, pull up your pants, tuck in your shirt and say (yell) "Step in to my office, YOU'RE FIRED". Then kick over the table and leave the room.

With any luck, you'll have a new job!

[StoopTroup]

Don't ask for a spit cup during the interview. Take your own.

[cleller]

Hope it's not too late to give some interview advice, but here's what you do;

Walk in and shake hands (firmly, but not Hulk grip). Smile, but not a **** eating grin. Then, after the pleasantries are exchanged, stand up, pull your pants down to your ankles (revealing your man thong), fart as loud as possible (while making direct eye contact with any women in the room). Then, after your fart, pull up your pants, tuck in your shirt and say (yell) "Step in to my office, YOU'RE FIRED". Then kick over the table and leave the room.

With any luck, you'll have a new job!

This is just the type of frivolity that could sink you next campaign for public office. Unless you move to Arkansas.

[49r]

The interview today was with a staffing company and the position at Chesapeake requires typing skills. I types just find but that stupid test didn't think so. 8815 keystrokes per hour 1 error, it requires 9000 and no less than 2 errors. I hate that I even have to take those tests but if it gets my foot int he door at even one of the big companies, I will take any test!

I will pass the next time I take it!

Hell, I think I could pass that test if you were required to make at least 2 errors! I could probably find a way to make all 9000 keystrokes be errors.