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marfacowboy
8/4/2012, 10:32 AM
Related to a recent discussion on immigration...here's an interesting approach (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/04/world/europe/russian-to-use-cossacks-to-repel-muslim-migrants.html?smid=pl-share).
Not sure there's much left of the Cossacks. The Communists pretty much destroyed them. But then again, there's nothing like a race war to bring stability to a region.

Russian Governor Signs Up Cossacks to Police Migrants
By ELLEN BARRY
MOSCOW — The governor of Russia’s Krasnodar region, which will host the Winter Olympics in 2014, has enlisted the area’s Cossacks as an auxiliary police force, urging them to prevent darker-skinned Muslims from the North Caucasus from moving there.

The governor, Aleksandr Tkachev, in a speech to law enforcement officers on Thursday, announced that as of September, 1,000 Cossacks would be paid from the budget to maintain public order. In the speech, he said the Cossacks — whose paramilitary forces served the czars — could take measures beyond what the police were allowed.

“What you can’t do, the Cossacks can,” he told the officers in the speech, which was widely circulated on the Internet on Friday. “We have no other way — we shall stamp it out, instill order; we shall demand paperwork and enforce migration policies.”

http://images.smh.com.au/2012/08/04/3528421/art-353-cossack-300x0.jpg

KantoSooner
8/6/2012, 09:08 AM
How long before Vlad brings back the royal family? Any bettors?

okie52
8/6/2012, 09:16 AM
Our cavalry would do a fine job but landmines are more cost effective.

KantoSooner
8/6/2012, 09:33 AM
Native Americans, Guarding our nation's shores from illegal immigrants since 1492.

okie52
8/6/2012, 09:43 AM
Evidently the NA's were just as bad at it as we are.

KantoSooner
8/6/2012, 10:21 AM
Better than the 7th Cav....

okie52
8/6/2012, 10:35 AM
Heh...

StoopTroup
8/6/2012, 10:46 AM
That dude in the hat looks like STEP.

badger
8/6/2012, 10:49 AM
I have heard that one way to prevent overpopulation is to freeze them, load them into galactic cruisers (DC-8s, except with rocket engines), and then dump them in the volcanoes of Hawaii

StoopTroup
8/6/2012, 11:15 AM
Kind of a Dr Jack Kevorkian death ride?

Midtowner
8/6/2012, 01:54 PM
1) Landmines
2) Reality TV Crews
3) ????
4) PROFIT

badger
8/6/2012, 02:22 PM
I have heard that another way to fight overpopulation is to have a drawing of every child 12-18 years old, with one boy and one girl chosen from each area. These children are then placed on a train to be presented before the government leaders and upper class citizens. Then, the children are all placed at a site where they fight each other to the death. The last one alive, along with the area that the child is from, gets extra food. The other areas starve for another year.

KantoSooner
8/6/2012, 02:25 PM
Or we could just have free birth control

......

Hooooooooooo Haaaaaaaaaaa

Wrong thread.

badger
8/6/2012, 02:29 PM
Another way to fight overpopulation is to jail those who attempt to perform magic that cannot prove their magical lineage.

However, turning children into vampires is strictly forbidden, because vampires are immortal and live forever, and that's exactly the opposite of what we are going for, here!