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TitoMorelli
8/2/2012, 06:00 PM
Cop Catches Man, 76, Performing Oral Sex on Woman, 64, In South Carolina Park

A drunken South Carolina couple--he’s 76, she’s 64--was arrested yesterday on indecency charges after the man was spotted performing oral sex on the woman in a city park.

According to an arrest report, James Harsey and Audra Rodriguez were trysting by a bridge in Balsam Park in Myrtle Beach. Surrounded by “several bottles of vodka,” Harsey “had his head between the legs” of Rodriguez “performing oral sex on her exposed genitals.”

Harsey and Rodriguez, pictured in the above mug shots, are scheduled to appear in General Sessions court today.

A Myrtle Beach Police Department report describes what one unfortunate officer encountered when he came upon Harsey and Rodriguez lying on the ground near a bush: “He observed Offender 2 laying on her back with her shorts and panties pulled down to her ankles and her genitals exposed. Offender 1 was laying face down between Offender 2’s legs performing oral sex on Offender 2.”

Along with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious conduct charges, Harsey and Rodriguez were charged with being intoxicated in the park, where “they had 3 bottles of vodka, all opened.”

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/1harseyrodriguez.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/old-people-park-sex-698342

olevetonahill
8/2/2012, 06:13 PM
No way in hell,

TitoMorelli
8/2/2012, 06:14 PM
No way in hell,

Naturally I thought of you when I ran across that story.:tickled_pink:

soonercruiser
8/2/2012, 06:55 PM
Was the guy one of our forum posters?
:couple_inlove:

SouthCarolinaSooner
8/2/2012, 07:08 PM
Was the guy one of our forum posters?
:couple_inlove:
we're all related down here

EDIT: Myrtle Beach, what a shocker. It ain't called Dirty Myrtle for nothin

rock on sooner
8/2/2012, 07:18 PM
Now, c'mon..who got hurt over this,,he's workin hard..she's
takin care of him. gotta be some really deprived cops that
pushed this:glee:

SouthCarolinaSooner
8/2/2012, 07:18 PM
still haven't figured out which one is the lady

rock on sooner
8/2/2012, 07:20 PM
No way in hell,

Vet?! What's this world comin to? How do we fix this?:glee:

olevetonahill
8/2/2012, 07:23 PM
Naturally I thought of you when I ran across that story.:tickled_pink:

Beard aint no where near long enough

olevetonahill
8/2/2012, 07:24 PM
Vet?! What's this world comin to? How do we fix this?:glee:

We gotta make SCS keep a better eye on his Granpa

SouthCarolinaSooner
8/2/2012, 07:30 PM
We gotta make SCS keep a better eye on his Granpa
he gets on that 'shine and there ain't no stoppin him

olevetonahill
8/2/2012, 07:32 PM
he gets on that 'shine and there ain't no stoppin him
Is that what Yall call her?

soonercruiser
8/2/2012, 07:56 PM
we're all related down here

EDIT: Myrtle Beach, what a shocker. It ain't called Dirty Myrtle for nothin

We're just "lookin' out for you"!
:loyal:

soonercruiser
8/2/2012, 07:57 PM
Beard aint no where near long enough

If she were Polish, we could tell.
"The hair braided under her arms"!

LiveLaughLove
8/2/2012, 09:21 PM
I threw up in my mouth, thanks so much.
bleck!

cleller
8/2/2012, 09:25 PM
If the woman's hair doesn't look as if it has seen a shower in a few hours, stay back.

rock on sooner
8/2/2012, 09:25 PM
I threw up in my mouth, thanks so much.
bleck!

Hey, Trips, you gotta stay focused...can't be doin that stuff:glee:

Wishboned
8/2/2012, 09:29 PM
Beard aint no where near long enough

Funny thing. He didn't have a beard, and his hair was jet black before he went down there.