I reached for the antacid bottle..

[stoops the eternal pimp]

And wound up taking 4 laxatives instead of antacids...Apparently I should read the bottle and pay 'tention....I ****.....all...night...long...

[Boomer.....]

The last thing you need is additional help ****ting

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I could sell clear bottled water out of my hole now.

[Flagstaffsooner]

One drunky night I used Mentholatum instead of Prep-H, youch.

[Breadburner]

So really no different than any other evening.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh it was different alright...I almost started a prayer thread for my O ring.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

That's one of the most disturbing and hilarious things I've ever heard.

[Boomer.....]

Ryan's.

Steak.

House.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I had to take 3 rolls of 2 ply to make a special 6 ply

[Mazeppa]

One drunky night I used Mentholatum instead of Prep-H, youch.

Johnny Cash sang a song about that: "Ring of Fire!"

[Seamus]

I could sell clear bottled water out of my hole now.

Dasani, in other words. (shudder)

[cleller]

Head on over to the Obamafest board, plenty with similar problems.