OMG! Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson!

[nighttrain12]

What a little hussy! She had a 'marathon makeout session' with a much older and married man!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kristen-stewart-cheated-on-robert-pattinson-with-married-%E2%80%98snow-white%E2%80%99-director--reports.html

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/4w1psbOn4lpZ7e2OTH6vZw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/289/2012/07/25/300-USWeeklyCover-072412-jpg_005932.jpg

[Eielson]

They're both awful actors.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Who?

[BigTip]

Kristen has something to say to you................







http://i2.listal.com/image/786289/600full-kristen-stewart.jpg



LOL!

[SCOUT]

So she is a Japanese cartoon character?

[SicEmBaylor]

Who cares?
fify

[SicEmBaylor]

Does she purposely try to look like a coke head in every pic that is taken of her or is it just the way she naturally looks?

[Eielson]

Does she purposely try to look like a coke head in every pic that is taken of her or is it just the way she naturally looks?

She's actually a vampire.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

OMG!!...

[badger]

Wait, I know how this story goes...


Jacob overhears Edward and Bella discussing their engagement and becomes very upset. Before he can run off to get himself killed in the fight with the newborns, Bella desperately asks him to kiss her, and she realizes that she has fallen in love with him. Edward finds out about the kiss but is not angry, as Bella says she loves him more than Jacob.

See? Robert won't be upset because Kristen has already told him that she loves Robert more :P

[Viking Kitten]

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kirsten_stewart_emotional_chart.jpg?ggnoads

[badger]

Twilight director: Dammit, werewolf, ACT! Eff it, just take off your shirt so the audience is distracted from your bad acting.

[C&CDean]

Pattinson is and will always be Cedric Diggory. I've never heard/seen this yainch.

[badger]

Pattinson is and will always be Cedric Diggory. I've never heard/seen this yainch.

I admit that I only saw the first Twilight movie. Wasn't that fond of it so didn't tune in for the rest.

I wish that they chose someone else as Cedric Diggory. It seemed like they were just going for eye candy for tween girls to scream about.

[C&CDean]

I admit that I only saw the first Twilight movie. Wasn't that fond of it so didn't tune in for the rest.

I wish that they chose someone else as Cedric Diggory. It seemed like they were just going for eye candy for tween girls to scream about.

Well to be honest, that's kinda what he was in the books. The only way he could beat Harry at Quidditch was for Harry to be knocked off his broom.

[badger]

Well to be honest, that's kinda what he was in the books. The only way he could beat Harry at Quidditch was for Harry to be knocked off his broom.

Pbbbth. Harry couldn't even figure out to put the dragon egg under water.

[Eielson]

Pbbbth. Harry couldn't even figure out to put the dragon egg under water.

How'd your boy do against the Death Eaters???

[Eielson]

Too soon?

[C&CDean]

Heh. Avada Kedavra'd by Wormtail no less.

[achiro]

Whatever she is attractive she is not.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I tried to tell everyone from about the 4th book on, Snape is a good guy. They just wouldn't listen.

[badger]

Snape is a good guy.

So you think Dr. Kevorkian is a good guy, do you?

[Boomer.....]

Pattinson is and will always be Cedric Diggory. I've never heard/seen this yainch.

I had to look up this Diggory fella just to see who you were talking about. Should have known.

[badger]

I had to look up this Diggory fella just to see who you were talking about. Should have known.

Hwerfelperf wins House Carp.

[Eielson]

I tried to tell everyone from about the 4th book on, Snape is a good guy. They just wouldn't listen.

It took you that long? I picked up on that during the first book, and I hadn't even entered teenage years yet.

[badger]

xZ-d7e_RRLg
For all you Snape lovers.

[Mississippi Sooner]

It took you that long? I picked up on that during the first book, and I hadn't even entered teenage years yet.

I think it's because I saw the first two or three movies before I started reading the books, and I couldn't believe Alan Rickman could play a character that would turn out to be good.

[C&CDean]

Anybody who thinks they had Snape figured out by the first or second book is lying their *** off.

Hell, I still don't really have him figured out. And even though he ended up being righteous? in the end, he was still a pretty effed up dude.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Anybody who thinks they had Snape figured out by the first or second book is lying their *** off.

Hell, I still don't really have him figured out. And even though he ended up being righteous? in the end, he was still a pretty effed up dude.

True dat. He was a spurned nerd. We all know they can become pretty damn dangerous.

[XingTheRubicon]

If you squint your eyes, you can see the nerd rainbow.

[Eielson]

Anybody who thinks they had Snape figured out by the first or second book is lying their *** off.

I didn't say I had him figured out, but I knew he was on the good side. Nobody trusted him except Dumbledore. It's not like Dumbledore (the wise old man archetype) was going to be the only one in the dark. He knew more than any other character in the book, and that should have been clear early on.

He also protected Harry from Quirrell.

[SoonerBread]

Why she always looks like someone farted in her face?

[C&CDean]

If you squint your eyes, you can see the nerd rainbow.

You're just pissed cause the sorting hat stuck you in Hufflepuff House.

[badger]

If you squint your eyes, you can see the nerd rainbow.

Can I borrow a feeling?
8IYNH9XkZ80

[nighttrain12]

Trainwreck!

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/kristen-stewart-cheating-news-sparks-grief-rage-twilight-230542471.html

[XingTheRubicon]

You're just pissed cause the sorting hat stuck you in Hufflepuff House.


I'm pretty proud that I do not have any clue what that means.

[SicEmBaylor]

As a Slytherin man, I always knew Snape was not committed to the dark lord.

[C&CDean]

I'm pretty proud that I do not have any clue what that means.

So, what you're saying is that you either live a very sheltered existence, or that you left your imagination/childhood behind forever. How much does that suck?

From what I know of you (you're intelligent, well-spoken, interesting, etc.) you would be as big a Potterhead as me if you gave it a whirl. Genre aside, they're some of the best written, most entertaining literature in the history of literature. Fo reals.

[C&CDean]

As a Slytherin man, I always knew Snape was not committed to the dark lord.

Pansy Parkinson is Sicem ex, huh? Ran off with Draco but wants you to be her bridesmaid. I'd levicorpus that bitch and check out her panties.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21700000/Pansy-Parkinson-pansy-parkinson-21701818-400-500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/pansy-parkinson/images/21701818/title&h=500&w=400&sz=53&tbnid=97QnxzwU_0kSLM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=72&zoom=1&usg=__tXpgY1me0vripdHGefjcDtHP-ao=&docid=mRV2XKXhafwiVM&sa=X&ei=o6wRULn0B4nM9QT2lIHYDQ&ved=0CGQQ9QEwBg&dur=2359

[olevetonahill]

I'm pretty proud that I do not have any clue what that means.
Im pretty proud I dint have a clue what this thread was about till now, And I just read the series