Complain about how hot it is

[badger]

It hit 105 degrees yesterday in Tulsa. It'll probably hit close to that or more today. There is no rain forecast in sight here, only 100s every day, day after day.

Day by day
Oh dear Lord
These things I pray

To cloudier skies, not clearly
For lower temps more dearly
For rain clouds more nearly

Day by day

[olevetonahill]

So dayum hot , My trees is lookin fer a shady spot

[badger]

So dayum hot , My trees is lookin fer a shady spot

Curled parsley looked sick last night :(

[SanJoaquinSooner]

San Joaquin County: High 83, Low 53.

[kbsooner21]

It's fvcking hot

[badger]

San Joaquin County: High 83, Low 53.

Since the Internet does not have an image to go with "hate filled rays" for me to shoot in your general direction, here is another random picture:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ctHHxSBztSA/SoLYKou37VI/AAAAAAAAg8Q/_WPiw6C2XH4/Rapture%5B5%5D.jpg

It really isn't an exit strategy, but air conditioning is.

[KantoSooner]

It's just warming up.

[badger]

It's just warming up.

Kind of like when you preheat an over for 350. :mad:

[olevetonahill]

San Joaquin County: High 83, Low 53.

Yea but you got all them messicans out there.

[Jacie]

In Hannawa Falls today, overcast and rainy, low 53 - high 59 . . .

[Frozen Sooner]

Swamp *** hot in Tuscaloosa. Luckily, I'm holed up studying.

[SicEmBaylor]

In Hannawa Falls today, overcast and rainy, low 53 - high 59 . . .
Yes, but you're in a yankee state.

[12]

Hotter than an old hot thing.

[Jerk]

As soon as I get bumped (a more senior co-worker decides he wants my job), I'm heading to Wyoming.

[bluedogok]

Five straight days over 100 here in Colorado, which is a pretty unusual event here since they "average" less than one a year according to the records. Lots of stuff on fire here in the state. We thought we were moving away from the heat leaving Austin, still isn't the 90 days of 100+ temps like last year down there and we definitely don't have the humidity. I just got a new motorcycle a few weeks ago and it is still much hotter than I care to ride in.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Yea but you got all them messicans out there.

Gustavo wore a jacket while mowing this morning.

[olevetonahill]

Gustavo wore a jacket while mowing this morning.

Heh

[WA. Sooner]

Here in the Great North Wet/West we have a forecast high today of 68. yesterday it was 59. we are moving on up

[C&CDean]

Perfect haying weather. I can cut the heavy bermuda today, and bale it tomorrow evening. I'm alright with it.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

I'm spending my days burying fiber optic cable along the shoulder of I 40 around the Checotah area. It is way too hot for this. And the dumb*** kid on our crew dumped over the water jug. Any suggestions for punishment?

[olevetonahill]

I'm spending my days burying fiber optic cable along the shoulder of I 40 around the Checotah area. It is way too hot for this. And the dumb*** kid on our crew dumped over the water jug. Any suggestions for punishment?

Put so much boot up his *** his breath will smell like shoe polish fer a week.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

hotter than two messicans fvckin' in a jalepeno field.....



ok so that was insensative of me....

truth though

[badger]

I'm spending my days burying fiber optic cable along the shoulder of I 40 around the Checotah area. It is way too hot for this. And the dumb*** kid on our crew dumped over the water jug. Any suggestions for punishment?

I spilled my baby's milk this morning after pumping it. I felt like crying.

I suggest his punishment be crying. :P

"Only" 103 in Tulsa yesterday. BUT, we just got an EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING OMG WTF ITS NOT EXCESSIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU ALREADY JUST NOW WEATHER FOLKS ok whatev

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

look at it this way...instead of cooking your raviolis on your stove in your kitchen, just open the can and set'em on the hood of your car...

save electric/gas costs....

i'm an innovator....thank me later ;)

[olevetonahill]

Its so Hot my chickens are layin hard boiled eggs.

[OULenexaman]

my okra loves this ****...

[olevetonahill]

my okra loves this ****...
Yea but its slowing down my maters

[KantoSooner]

What do I do to kill (kill, not discourage, bum out, or otherwise impede) aphids? Little bastidges are about to take over my .... okra. For God's sake! Okra is immune to damn near anything! Why are the aphids feeding on it?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Sevin dust.

And ladybugs. Try the ladybugs first.

[olevetonahill]

I got 7 dust but with my Bees I aint using it

[deweydw]

It's so hot...

...Squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.

...My Reese's peanut butter cups turned into Reese's peanut butter shooters.

...Two trees were fighting over a dog.

[KantoSooner]

I've tried Ortho and might move on to sevin. Where would I get ladybugs?

[olevetonahill]

I've tried Ortho and might move on to sevin. Where would I get ladybugs?
Do a google, Ya prolly gonna have to order em

[olevetonahill]

Radio just said it was 110 locally :bi_polo:

[Frozen Sooner]

I have not stepped outside my front door today. Someone told me it was well over 100. They're welcome to it.

[olevetonahill]

I have not stepped outside my front door today. Someone told me it was well over 100. They're welcome to it.

Very smart, I had been working on a Double wide I have trying to get it ready to sell with 2 er 3 acres. Said to hell with it, Ill sell it this fall if it dont cool off before then .

[SoonerofAlabama]

Not that it really matters to anyone on here mostly, but Kuwait City is having consistent highs of over 120.

[badger]

Four straight days of 100s in Tulsa. Today would make day number 5 :(

[OULenexaman]

Yea but its slowing down my maters so that's why my maters ain't turning red yet? I soak the **** out of them every evening....

[Midtowner]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6ll6S7nXcqA/T7Y9gRx3_0I/AAAAAAAAAEw/NayVI42kmsA/s640/543524_313389185402412_125348354206497_722528_1873 505690_n.jpg

[olevetonahill]

so that's why my maters ain't turning red yet? I soak the **** out of them every evening....

Naw that aint heat, they just take time to ripen up. When its gets much over 95 and up in 100 + the blooms wont set and ya dont get any new ones

[BigTip]

109 on Tuesday. We felt great Wednesday when it was ONLY 102. We played our regular 36 holes.

I'll tell you how hot it was though. I had to drink two Gatorades, cutting back on the beer drinking by two. Disgusting.

[Position Limit]

my pool evaporates 1.5 inches a day in this crap. and like big tip wrote beer is cut back.

[8timechamps]

Five straight days over 100 here in Colorado, which is a pretty unusual event here since they "average" less than one a year according to the records. Lots of stuff on fire here in the state. We thought we were moving away from the heat leaving Austin, still isn't the 90 days of 100+ temps like last year down there and we definitely don't have the humidity. I just got a new motorcycle a few weeks ago and it is still much hotter than I care to ride in.

This is unusual for us. We do get a couple of weeks of 100° heat, but it's usually later in July. In any event, the big difference is that you can go outside after the sun goes down and it's nice. Unlike living in OK/TX where it's still horribly hot after the sun goes down. Every time I think it's too hot, I remember the humidity, and how miserable it was to do anything outside.

The fact that the state is on fire makes things seem worse. The smoke is everywhere. I spent the better part of last week in Ft. Collins helping an employee's family evacuate (belongings and animals). The heat was bad, but the smoke and knowledge that the flames were so close made it worse.

[olevetonahill]

Bro Well before it got dark I sat O/S watched the deer and drank beer . It was nice
Just came in and found me 2 sammiches

[Jacie]

Highs in the 80's, the humidity, so hot . . .

[cleller]

I actually got out last night about sunset and "hauled" some hay like the old days. It was hot, but not unbearable.

My neighbor has a hay field, and he made about 70 square bales to put up in a loft to have to feed calves, etc. A very small job, but I enjoyed it, reminded me of hauling hay as a teenager. He did make these bales pretty light, though.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Maybe you're just all buff now.

[Mazeppa]

All this heat is easy to fix, after all it's global warming, just send all your money to Al Gore and he has a plan.

[Mazeppa]

http://i46.tinypic.com/349f5gx.jpg

[badger]

Hot cartoons (http://www.cagle.com/news/heatwave-2012/)

One of my favs:
http://media.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/99/2012/07/05/114605_600.jpg

It has not hit the 100s yet this month in Tulsa (99 yesterday) but it probably will today. I am hearing rumors of cold front. Of course, everything is relative. That would only send us down to the 80s. :D

[cleller]

Its so hot my chickens dragged a sprinkler under some trees to wet them down a spot.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

It's so hot my face fell off.