Dear STEP,

[JohnnyMack]

Are you ****ing kidding me? What the ****? How the **** was I supposed to make bail in a Guadalajara prison? You suck. Go **** yourself.

I've lost 31 pounds, I have a tattoo of Daffy Duck on my left *** cheek and it burns when I pee.

DIAF.

[yermom]

the Guadalajara cops aren't as easy as the Tulsa ones?

who knew?

[KantoSooner]

use a syringe and flush your urethra with clorox four times daily.



No, it won't cure you, but I'll enjoy listening.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I'll take your answer over the air.

[MamaMia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8OIlteqnQ

[sooneron]

STEP can't hear you right now, he's pooping.