Yo Mama So fat

[olevetonahill]

She assplodes the crematorium :very_drunk:

http://news.yahoo.com/someone-mama-fat-she-exploded-crematorium-174944643.html

[Breadburner]

570 aint near hot enough......!!! Dumas's....

[Turd_Ferguson]

Yo momma so fat, bitch put on a malcom x t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her ***...

[SanJoaquinSooner]

At her wedding, she had to walk down the aisle single file.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

her wedding pictues were aerial photographs

[WA. Sooner]

She rocks herself asleep trying to get up

[WA. Sooner]

She got ran over by a car because the driver didn't think he had enough gas to go around

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Your daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

[SoonerBread]

...she fell in love and broke it.

...her clothes have stretch marks.

...her favorite food is thirds.

...she's on both sides of the family.

...when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

[yermom]

her wedding pictues were aerial photographs
???
http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/71957285.jpg

[SanJoaquinSooner]

... they nicknamed her Wynonna Judd.

[olevetonahill]

Did nun Yall read the article? The Fat broad literally caused the Crematorium to Catch fire from all her Fat meltin.

A morbidly obese woman’s corpse caused a crematorium in Austria to burst into flames, The Daily Mail reports.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Did nun Yall read the article? The Fat broad literally caused the Crematorium to Catch fire from all her Fat meltin.

A morbidly obese woman’s corpse caused a crematorium in Austria to burst into flames, The Daily Mail reports.

Makes sense. If you don't trim the fat off the chicken on the grill, you know what happens.

[SunnySooner]

...when she cut her leg, it don't bleed, it just leaks gravy.

And, yeah, that cremation dealio is crazy, can't believe it happened in AUSTRIA, not Mississippi.