goingoneight
4/23/2012, 10:06 PM
College Football teams and their celebrity alter-egos the last decade:
Alabama = Alec Baldwin: the accomplished one whose family (Baldwins/SEC brethren) smugly rides the coattails of.
Auburn = Donald Trump: because every now and then a shady investment pays off.
Boise State = Tim Tebow: ironically, a Florida alum best describes this media darling.
Colorado = Seth Rogen: aside from obvious comparisons, numerous years are going by now and it still seems like just yesterday they were at their prime.
Florida = Lindsay Lohan: brushes with success tainted by run-ins with the law. People seem to want to distance themselves from them, too (Meyer, Donovan).
Florida State = David Hassellhoff: everytime they try and make a comeback, the world quietly wishes they'd just sit down and shut up.
Miami = Charlie Sheen: the bad boy that keeps getting away with it.
Michigan = Joan Rivers: has undergone so many changes in recent years that no one recognizes them... or really knows they still exist.
Missouri = The cast of Jersey Shore: known for brainless followers and the belief that they somehow matter.
Nebraska = Jenifer Lopez: "No, seriously... I was famous like ten years ago! I can still do this!"
Ohio State = Mel Gibson: just when you thought he was the embodiment of a first class actor and producer... SURPRISE!
Oklahoma = Chuck Norris: you may joke about them, but you don't speak too loudly without getting roundhouse kicked back to where you came from.
Oklahoma State = Carlos Mencia/Dane Cook: getting rich on other peoples' ideas and all the while screaming "look at me, LOOK AT ME!!!"
Oregon = Lady Gaga. That's just what disturbing thing I think about whenever I see those uniforms.
Texas = Kim Kardashian: rich, spoiled, entitled and full of the herp.
Texas A&M = Larry the Cable Guy: because no one truly understands how something this ridiculous can remain relevant in the news.
Texas Tech = Ryan Reynolds: used to be hilarious... hard to take seriously anymore.
UCLA = The Octomom: does anybody really even want that anymore?
USC = 'SC alum OJ Simpson: IOW... "nothing to see here!"
Yes, my panel of experts came up with this over drinks in Drunkytown last Friday. Thought I'd share. Add or edit if'n you'd like to. :D
Alabama = Alec Baldwin: the accomplished one whose family (Baldwins/SEC brethren) smugly rides the coattails of.
Auburn = Donald Trump: because every now and then a shady investment pays off.
Boise State = Tim Tebow: ironically, a Florida alum best describes this media darling.
Colorado = Seth Rogen: aside from obvious comparisons, numerous years are going by now and it still seems like just yesterday they were at their prime.
Florida = Lindsay Lohan: brushes with success tainted by run-ins with the law. People seem to want to distance themselves from them, too (Meyer, Donovan).
Florida State = David Hassellhoff: everytime they try and make a comeback, the world quietly wishes they'd just sit down and shut up.
Miami = Charlie Sheen: the bad boy that keeps getting away with it.
Michigan = Joan Rivers: has undergone so many changes in recent years that no one recognizes them... or really knows they still exist.
Missouri = The cast of Jersey Shore: known for brainless followers and the belief that they somehow matter.
Nebraska = Jenifer Lopez: "No, seriously... I was famous like ten years ago! I can still do this!"
Ohio State = Mel Gibson: just when you thought he was the embodiment of a first class actor and producer... SURPRISE!
Oklahoma = Chuck Norris: you may joke about them, but you don't speak too loudly without getting roundhouse kicked back to where you came from.
Oklahoma State = Carlos Mencia/Dane Cook: getting rich on other peoples' ideas and all the while screaming "look at me, LOOK AT ME!!!"
Oregon = Lady Gaga. That's just what disturbing thing I think about whenever I see those uniforms.
Texas = Kim Kardashian: rich, spoiled, entitled and full of the herp.
Texas A&M = Larry the Cable Guy: because no one truly understands how something this ridiculous can remain relevant in the news.
Texas Tech = Ryan Reynolds: used to be hilarious... hard to take seriously anymore.
UCLA = The Octomom: does anybody really even want that anymore?
USC = 'SC alum OJ Simpson: IOW... "nothing to see here!"
Yes, my panel of experts came up with this over drinks in Drunkytown last Friday. Thought I'd share. Add or edit if'n you'd like to. :D