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OULenexaman
4/17/2012, 10:21 AM
best obit I ever read....




Michael "Flathead" Blanchard
Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

Curly Bill
4/17/2012, 10:38 AM
best obit I ever read....




Michael "Flathead" Blanchard
Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

How did this guy not become POTUS?

KantoSooner
4/17/2012, 11:00 AM
How did this guy not become POTUS?

He enjoyed booze, guns, fast cars and younger women BEFORE he might have run for office. You're supposed to wait until AFTER you're elected (see: Slick Willie).

OULenexaman
4/17/2012, 11:03 AM
We was just an activist.....ya gotta be an Organizer.....check out the dudes guest book....73 pages long from people all over the county....

http://www.legacy.com/guestbook/denverpost/guestbook.aspx?n=michael-blanchard&pid=156944598

Curly Bill
4/17/2012, 12:37 PM
We was just an activist.....ya gotta be an Organizer.....check out the dudes guest book....73 pages long from people all over the county....

http://www.legacy.com/guestbook/denverpost/guestbook.aspx?n=michael-blanchard&pid=156944598

You're right, I got my activists and my organizers cornfused.

Bourbon St Sooner
4/17/2012, 12:42 PM
Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.

Pure Gold!

I hope Baba Yaga comes by to kiss his butt.

StoopTroup
4/17/2012, 01:34 PM
Funniest thing is, he died about a Year ago.

It's an interesting Obit.

Best ever? He wrote it and his Son edited it?

If there was an Award for best Obit....who would get the award? LMAO

texaspokieokie
4/22/2012, 09:29 AM
thot this was gonna be about old Ford motors.

Turd_Ferguson
4/22/2012, 09:54 AM
thot this was gonna be about old Ford motors.Naw, it says RIP, not good ****'n riddance to another piece of **** ford product...:D

texaspokieokie
4/22/2012, 10:11 AM
ford flatheads have been dead since 53. they were good engines in their day.

OULenexaman
4/23/2012, 08:02 AM
ford flatheads have been dead since 53. they were good engines in their day. which is how this guy was nicknamed flathead.....his hobby was restoring old flathead ford engines.

texaspokieokie
4/23/2012, 08:26 AM
Cool !!!