Bobby Petrino: Likely Adulturer

[agoo758]

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7779961/arkansas-football-coach-bobby-petrino-cited-crash-had-female-passenger

Of course, it's not official yet, but hard to come to any other conclusion.


Is there even one person associated with the SEC who isn't a complete ****?

[swardboy]

I'm sure they were just getting away from it all to discuss the recruiting program....

[picasso]

He should be happy that anyone is willing to have relations with him.

[LVSOONER15]

What an idiot. I hope the hogs lose a lot this year.

[soonerhillbilly]

Nwahomepage.com getting ready to start.

[Salt City Sooner]

Put on paid administrative leave, pending review.

[StoopTroup]

Al Jerkins KJRH is reporting he's admitted to an inappropriate relationship with a Former Volleyball Player and current Fund Raiser Coordinator Jessica Dorrell.

He's Married with four children and now suspended without pay.

Jerkins just made a retraction....it is still with pay.

[LVSOONER15]

Well I guess he just got busted.

[Breadburner]

Cant be.... she is not his cousin......

[tulsaoilerfan]

You all are forgetting the most important question; is she hot?

[LVSOONER15]

Quick someone post a pic. And how the hell did she not have any injuries?

[Salt City Sooner]

You all are forgetting the most important question; is she hot?
https://p.twimg.com/ApwGk4ACMAAXRjH.jpg

Personally, I'm thinking that qualifies.

[Seamus]

https://p.twimg.com/ApwGk4ACMAAXRjH.jpg

Personally, I'm thinking that qualifies.

Damn, I just broke my wrist.

[Widescreen]

Butterface.

[LASooner]

Looks like he wasn't the only one cheating here.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s400/jessica.jpeg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s1600/jessica.jpeg)
JESSICA DORRELL + JOSH MORGAN
June 9, 2012
xoxo

http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html


(http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html)

[HAMTTX]

What I find amazing is that he lied to his boss. The one person who could help him withstand the fire storm that is sure to come. He could have very easily claimed they were just riding around and he dropped the bike. Just to sell it he could have claimed it "was a good thing she was there" because he needed medical assistance and was unable to move very well. By removing her from the equation it automatically insinuates they were having a relationship. There would be no harm in them riding around.
The other thing is that he should have realized someone had probably already seen them together, why lie about it now? It appears they were not wearing helmets so it would have been easier to identify them anyway. In a state that has no professional sports, etc, the head football coach at the states flagship university is pretty easy to spot. Man is this guy stupid. I hope she was worth $2 million, or whatever he makes.

[oumartin]

If Mrs. Petrino wasn't an old unwilling hag this wouldn't have happened. All blame is on her.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

You all are forgetting the most important question; is she hot?

NO, horse faced...IMO

[LVSOONER15]

I'd hit it. But here's to petrino going hog wild.

[EatLeadCommie]

Money can't buy you love, but it obviously can buy you poon.

[tanjou]

bobby petrino: fired for getting a handy on a hog. god bless. living the dream

[Tear Down This Wall]

Petrino's real wife isn't bad looking for a grandmother. One of his daughter went black and never went back. The other was a golfer at Louisville.

Anyway, he's a stupid clownass for what he's done. Men and their penises...what are you gonna do?

[Herr Scholz]

What I find amazing is that he lied to his boss.
I'm not. The guy's a low character individual. Arkansas can't claim they didn't know what kind of guy he was either. He's been accused of being a liar by both Louisville as well as the Falcons.

[Tear Down This Wall]

What else was Arkansas going to do? They'd already run Houston Nutt and his program full of drug runners. A guy banging a former student athlete was...a step up?

Let me go ahead and say this as well...I'm happy to pile on here because I've never liked Petrino. But, let's not kid ourselves. It wouldn't surprise me at all if any head coach in America you can name was caught banging a coed. Yes, even Bob Stoops.

I know, I know. His wife's hot...yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm not saying he is or would. I'm just saying news about any of these guys you can name wouldn't surprise me.

They've got money. They've got cults of middle-aged alumni jackwads bowing down to them. They got stature in the community. And, many girls fall easily for that kind of crap.

Put a girl in close quarters day after day, year after year with those guys, and...it doesn't surprise me with Petrino, and it wouldn't surprise me about any of the other 120+ FBS coaches either. With thousands of coeds on the campuses, you're bound to have a few that would give it up for the money and status.

That life, brohaus. Believe me. Look no further than the insurance world. Try writing a life policy or umbrella policy on an athlete, coach, or celebrity. Many companies won't do it, or charge more for it. Why? Because...those guys are hit with lawsuits from the women who lay it out for them, then target them for cash.

Truth is truth.

[texaspokieokie]

Would insurance be liable for that ????

[Flagstaffsooner]

Would insurance be liable for that ????

'We'll drop you like a hot potato!"
http://manhattaninfidel.com/__oneclick_uploads/2011/12/flo.jpg

[SoonerMarkVA]

Looks like he wasn't the only one cheating here.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s400/jessica.jpeg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s1600/jessica.jpeg)
JESSICA DORRELL + JOSH MORGAN
June 9, 2012
xoxo

http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html


(http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html)

That picture drives me crazy. Makes me feel like I'm in one of those houses built on a hill to make it seem like things defy gravity inside.

Good find there.

[jumperstop]

That picture drives me crazy. Makes me feel like I'm in one of those houses built on a hill to make it seem like things defy gravity inside.

Good find there.

I've never understood the fascination with taking pictures at a askew angle. Hold the damn camera more straight...

[Seamus]

Sluts are allsome.

[Scott D]

It certainly took Petrino long enough to be Petrino.

[LVSOONER15]

This is getting better.

Jessica Dean ‏@JessicaDean




Confirmed: AR state police commander asking for answers to questions relating Captain Lance King's response to Bobby Petrino folo accident.
Jessica Dean ‏@JessicaDean





We can also confirm Petrino's cell called King, asking for help. Police report states King picked Petrino up at intersection in Fville.
Jessica Dean ‏@JessicaDean





According to report, King was not the officer who responded to accident scene. That officer found no one when he arrived.
Jessica Dean ‏@JessicaDean





The connection between King and Petrino: my source tells me Captain King travels with Coach Petrino to games.

[Blue]

When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...

[Tear Down This Wall]

Would insurance be liable for that ????

Some policies could. An umbrella could is it's a true umbrella, not an excess over/"follow the form" policy. A Directors & Officers policy might defend a school that catches a lawsuit of an employee. An Employment Practices Liability policy might cover.

There are many different types of policies. Many have to do with employments. You have here the larger problem for situations like Arkansas and Penn State, etc...somewhere on campus there are adults actually acting like adults. Usually in the form of a Board of Director or Executive. Whom do you think gets sued?

Just the coach? Think again. Who hired the coach? Who was responsible for supervising and managing the coach? These things are all laid out in legal documents and contracted contemplated and covered by certain types of insurance.

For sure, at these bug universities, some of that liability might be in a self-insured program. But, there could be excess coverage over it.

This type of behavior costs universities and their insurers hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills and settlements. In some cases, millions.


The overarching problem with things getting as far out of hand as they have in athletic departments as far as spending is only partially that it looks bad because as much emphasis should be placed (theoretically) on academics. The reality is, these football coach - and at a handful of schools, the basketball coaches - have too much power and are given too much deference. The hubris it creates causes costly situations for universities.

[8timechamps]

So the guy is probably going to lose his job because he's assumed to be having an affair. Fine, whatever they think will help the situation. A coach, not far down the road, pays a parent for the use of his kid to win a national title, and that's old news (and said coach was never even really affected by it). Strange world we live in.

[StoopTroup]

heh

http://s1.wp.com/imgpress?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcoedbc.files.wordpress.c om%2F2012%2F04%2Fpetrino-dorrell-engaged.jpg&resize=225,135

[StoopTroup]

So the guy is probably going to lose his job because he's assumed to be having an affair. Fine, whatever they think will help the situation. A coach, not far down the road, pays a parent for the use of his kid to win a national title, and that's old news (and said coach was never even really affected by it). Strange world we live in.

Actually the proper thing to do these days is to not admit you were tapping dat a$$....just admit you had an inappropriate relationship. That doesn't say you had played hide the pork sausage or Motorboated her boobies.....you just became a little to close.

Nobody is going after his job unless that Gal is down at the Athletic Department wanting to know why Bobby hasn't left his Wife for her and gotten her the new BMW he promised her.....LOL

[8timechamps]

Actually the proper thing to do these days is to not admit you were tapping dat a$$....just admit you had an inappropriate relationship. That doesn't say you had played hide the pork sausage or Motorboated her boobies.....you just became a little to close.

Nobody is going after his job unless that Gal is down at the Athletic Department wanting to know why Bobby hasn't left his Wife for her and gotten her the new BMW he promised her.....LOL

Not so sure. Typically coaches aren't put on administrative leave if there isn't at least some discussion of termination. Personally, I don't think he should have even been put on administrative leave...and could care less what he's doing (as long as he's not breaking the law).

[Blue]

Not so sure. Typically coaches aren't put on administrative leave if there isn't at least some discussion of termination. Personally, I don't think he should have even been put on administrative leave...and could care less what he's doing (as long as he's not breaking the law).

Some people still care about morals and setting a good example for the face of a program, I guess.

If this was Stoops, I'd want him gone too. I'd hope he worked it out, but its a big enough mistake to get canned, imo.

[Herr Scholz]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1985/lolzbobby.jpg

[Herr Scholz]

http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/houstonnutt_dealwithit.gif

[Herr Scholz]

http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/bobbypetrino_motorcycleblondeoffback.gif

[Herr Scholz]

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h436/gmespitter/tigerdroppings/petrinobike.gif

[Herr Scholz]

This one's subtle.

http://www.farkriffic.com/farks/bobbypetrino_motorcycleblondehandjob.gif

[Herr Scholz]

The other arkie is cool with it.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/saxmanosu/Jerry1.png

[SoonerorLater]

An "inappropriate relationship". In what way inappropriate? Like a performance issue?

[SoonerorLater]

Upon further reflection maybe it's time for Bobby to update the resume.

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2012/04/06/040612-NFL-Bobby-Petrino-HE-MAY-BE-A-PIG-JW-PI_20120406104916567_660_320.JPG

[StoopTroup]

An "inappropriate relationship". In what way inappropriate? Like a performance issue?

Like he should have let his Wife know he was going skinny dipping with her before returning to the office after driving her out to a all you can eat Trout Farm on his bike.

[ouwasp]

I wonder what Petrino would think if someone treated his daughter like he has treated his wife...

[ashley]

I don't have the time to care about other peoples sex life, nor the will.

[Jacie]

I am glad we didn't have farks in 1978 . . .

[swardboy]

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2012/04/06/040612-NFL-Bobby-Petrino-HE-MAY-BE-A-PIG-JW-PI_20120406104916567_660_320.JPG


WOO PIG, SOOOIE!!!!!!!

[8timechamps]

Some people still care about morals and setting a good example for the face of a program, I guess.

If this was Stoops, I'd want him gone too. I'd hope he worked it out, but its a big enough mistake to get canned, imo.

Are you sure you'd want Stoops gone? We had an "unfaithful" President, and it didn't seem to affect how he did his job.

I can't control whether or not people are faithful to their spouses, unless I'm directly involved. As far as I know, being in a monogamous relationship isn't a qualification for coaching D1 football. He didn't break any laws (unless there were laws broken that caused the crash, or are crash related, that I don't know about). I didn't care about Petrino's personal life before this all came about, and I don't really care about it now.

If I worried about all of the people out there cheating on their spouses, I'd be worrying 24/7.

Now, if it were Stoops, it would certainly change the way I viewed him as a person, but I can't say I would want him fired over it.

[Jacie]

Are you sure you'd want Stoops gone? We had an "unfaithful" President, and it didn't seem to affect how he did his job.

I can't control whether or not people are faithful to their spouses, unless I'm directly involved. As far as I know, being in a monogamous relationship isn't a qualification for coaching D1 football. He didn't break any laws (unless there were laws broken that caused the crash, or are crash related, that I don't know about). I didn't care about Petrino's personal life before this all came about, and I don't really care about it now.

If I worried about all of the people out there cheating on their spouses, I'd be worrying 24/7.

Now, if it were Stoops, it would certainly change the way I viewed him as a person, but I can't say I would want him fired over it.

Given that Petrino has turned that program around, the hog faithful will more than likely adopt this attitude towards him, assuming there wasn't enough evidence that guy was a sleazeball before they even hired him.

[8timechamps]

Given that Petrino has turned that program around, the hog faithful will more than likely adopt this attitude towards him, assuming there wasn't enough evidence that guy was a sleazeball before they even hired him.

It may not be the moral high-ground stance, but I think your correct. I'm thinking he's on administrative leave as a token gesture so that the university can say "hey, we punished him, and warned him!".

[LASooner]

http://i42.tinypic.com/3589pwm.jpg

Obligatory Joey Greco sighting

[BoulderSooner79]

When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...

Excellent!

[VA Sooner]

Damn funny pics and vids on this thread. Ha!!! Petrino got it this time. Lost respect for him after he skulked away from the Falcons like a low-life scum that he is... leaving a letter of resignation on a locker room door for his players in Atlanta. Poor form. Worse than that USC kid coaching the Trojans and how he left Tennessee after meeting with his players around 1 a.m.

[Sabanball]

He's toast. There are some things you simply don't do, or at least get CAUGHT doing. No way Arkansas can look the other way on this one. I'm betting Gus Malzahn gets a phone call.

[Mazeppa]

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[Frozen Sooner]

He's toast. There are some things you simply don't do, or at least get CAUGHT doing. No way Arkansas can look the other way on this one. I'm betting Gus Malzahn gets a phone call.

Isn't there some bad blood between Arkansas and Malzahn over the whole Springdale High disaster?

[ashley]

Who wouldn't want them play Stanford next year and see the the Cardinal band.

[ashley]

Are you sure you'd want Stoops gone? We had an "unfaithful" President, and it didn't seem to affect how he did his job.

I can't control whether or not people are faithful to their spouses, unless I'm directly involved. As far as I know, being in a monogamous relationship isn't a qualification for coaching D1 football. He didn't break any laws (unless there were laws broken that caused the crash, or are crash related, that I don't know about). I didn't care about Petrino's personal life before this all came about, and I don't really care about it now.

If I worried about all of the people out there cheating on their spouses, I'd be worrying 24/7.

Now, if it were Stoops, it would certainly change the way I viewed him as a person, but I can't say I would want him fired over it.

Yes

[cleller]

Looks like he wasn't the only one cheating here.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s400/jessica.jpeg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLetBxOXq6w/TtVHu1GOnfI/AAAAAAAAFAw/eOiOAVIRQGM/s1600/jessica.jpeg)
JESSICA DORRELL + JOSH MORGAN
June 9, 2012
xoxo

http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html


(http://www.theweddingpost.net/p/engagement-announcements.html)

I just scrolled thru that webpage, and don't see the picture any more.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Maybe those of us that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

http://www.joeroth12.com/photos/Tributes/t1_switzeroklahoma.jpg

[MamaMia]

Not a good thing for the family

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/Petrinofamily.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Maybe those of us that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

http://www.joeroth12.com/photos/Tributes/t1_switzeroklahoma.jpg
When did Barry ever have a
Motorcycle wreck?

[LVSOONER15]

When did Barry ever have a
Motorcycle wreck?

Thats what I was wondering.

[olevetonahill]

Thats what I was wondering.
Shat just gets confusin

[SoonerStormchaser]

my head hurts

[sooneredaco]

What kind of bike did Barry ride?

[Frozen Sooner]

What kind of bike did Barry ride?

Probably Larry Lacewell's.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

VERRRRRY ENTERTAININK!!!

[SoonerMom2]

He would be more likely to get away with it if he hadn't hired her to work with football recruits recently. That's when the line really got crossed.

[StoopTroup]

Maybe those of us that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

http://www.joeroth12.com/photos/Tributes/t1_switzeroklahoma.jpgWhat kind of fun would that be?

It's not like we are over on the Arkie Board giving them a hard time. We are just having a little fun with a married guy that really shouldn't have taken a Woman other than his Wife or Daughter on his motorcycle. If it was no big deal, you'd think his Wife would be around defending him and insuring everyone that the gal he hired is like a Daughter to him and that we are all just a bunch of dirty thinkers to think that good ole Bobby would ever do anything to damage his relationship with his Wife and Family.

I think after the Barry and Larry deal we suffered quite enough from that situation as fans. The guys that replaced Gary Gibbs until we hired Stoops were enough to balance that out IMO.

[texaspokieokie]

why would his wife "insure" everyone ???

[sooneredaco]

why would his wife "insure" everyone ???

She's the beneficiary? Aggie thinking of course.

[Curly Bill]

why would his wife "insure" everyone ???

She's gonna insure everyone then kill em for the life insurance. Nothing like a woman scorned!

[StoopTroup]

why would his wife "insure" everyone ???

I don't know...maybe she'd do a press conference with him at her side so he could keep that money he's making as Head Football Coach flowing instead of getting fired?

People do funny things when they are looking at possibly not only watching hubby lose a job most of us would at least enjoy because of the money and it's football....

[picasso]

Probably Larry Lacewell's.
Ba-dump, crash!

[texaspokieokie]

She's gonna insure everyone then kill em for the life insurance. Nothing like a woman scorned!i bet the policy will cost a fortune !!!!

[texaspokieokie]

Stoop, you didn't answer the question.

[Lott's Bandana]

Word in F'ville is that Petrino will resign today or tomorrow and a replacement will be shortly forthcoming.

This keeps the Arkies from paying him, since they aren't firing him...and avoids the day in court arguing the point.

We'll see.

[olevetonahill]

Word in F'ville is that Petrino will resign today or tomorrow and a replacement will be shortly forthcoming.

This keeps the Arkies from paying him, since they aren't firing him...and avoids the day in court arguing the point.

We'll see.
That be some expensive "Strange"

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Maybe those of us that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

http://www.joeroth12.com/photos/Tributes/t1_switzeroklahoma.jpg

Was Switzer ever married during his years at OU? I can't recall anyone ever speaking of a wife...

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Okay, many posts about Petrino getting some action on the bike...Is that rumor, the story or people making things up?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Jay Feely just lit Patreno up on ESPN. Ouch.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Some people still care about morals and setting a good example for the face of a program, I guess.

If this was Stoops, I'd want him gone too. I'd hope he worked it out, but its a big enough mistake to get canned, imo.



I think Petrino is a bad guy... not because he cheated. He was a bad guy before that. That is just the icing on the cake. Lot's of people cheat and can do a great job simultaneously. You may not care for their politics, but some notorious cheaters include:
JFK
FDR
Good Will Clinton
Benjamin Franklin

I love Ben Franklin. That dude was amazing. He wasn't faithful either. Still a great leader.

[texaspokieokie]

Was Switzer ever married during his years at OU? I can't recall anyone ever speaking of a wife...Yes he was. He had 3 kids while he was OU coach.

Neat thing he did, brought his & Jimmy Johnson's ex-wives to Super Bowl that he won.

[cvsooner]

The lesson of the past few months is not to be named Petrino or Paterno if you're a D-1 coach. Your career will not end well.

[Salt City Sooner]

Was Switzer ever married during his years at OU? I can't recall anyone ever speaking of a wife...
Oh, there was plenty of talk about him & a wife; just not HIS wife.....:eek:

[swardboy]

He's toast. There are some things you simply don't do, or at least get CAUGHT doing. No way Arkansas can look the other way on this one. I'm betting Gus Malzahn gets a phone call.

OH YES! MAKE IT HAPPEN! BRING MRS. MALZAHN TO FAYETTENAM.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Oh, there was plenty of talk about him & a wife; just not HIS wife.....:eek:

That I WAS aware of... You just never heard much from "Mrs. Barry Switzer" when I was at OU...

[TheHumanAlphabet]

So... what WAS the cause fo the accident, no one posted as to the real casue...

[KantoSooner]

Bobby isn't a really good motorcycle rider?

Just a guess.

[virginiasooner]

Petrino's got to go. It's not the kanoodling that's the problem, it's the coverup.

And I read on ESPN that the little missie is "in seclusion", and that a friend says of her: "She's not a bad person." Someone who is carrying on with a married man IS A BAD PERSON!!! And let me tell you, when I was 25 years old, I didn't find the 50 year old men that I worked with attractive. I'm sure she found it all very exciting and thrilling to be "hanging out" with the football coach. Too bad for her fiance.

[olevetonahill]

Petrino's got to go. It's not the kanoodling that's the problem, it's the coverup.

And I read on ESPN that the little missie is "in seclusion", and that a friend says of her: "She's not a bad person." Someone who is carrying on with a married man IS A BAD PERSON!!! And let me tell you, when I was 25 years old, I didn't find the 50 year old men that I worked with attractive. I'm sure she found it all very exciting and thrilling to be "hanging out" with the football coach. Too bad for her fiance.

Shes a BAAAAAD girl. I should punish her .

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Shes a BAAAAAD girl. I should punish her .HOW would you do that? BE SPECIFIC, pls.

[olevetonahill]

HOW would you do that/ BE SPECIFIC, pls.

She needs to be sent to MY room .

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

She needs to be sent to MY room .But, but she's DAMAGED GOODS!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Bobby should be demoted to coaching UW Sheboygan Muskrats!

[Widescreen]

And let me tell you, when I was 25 years old, I didn't find the 50 year old men that I worked with attractive.
Me either.

[Sabanball]

If they retain him, no matter the financial penalties, Arkansas will eventually regret this.

[Sabanball]

Oh, there was plenty of talk about him & a wife; just not HIS wife.....:eek:

Can you say "Larry Lacewell"?

[Cantstandya]

Petrino's got to go. It's not the kanoodling that's the problem, it's the coverup.

And I read on ESPN that the little missie is "in seclusion", and that a friend says of her: "She's not a bad person." Someone who is carrying on with a married man IS A BAD PERSON!!! And let me tell you, when I was 25 years old, I didn't find the 50 year old men that I worked with attractive. I'm sure she found it all very exciting and thrilling to be "hanging out" with the football coach. Too bad for her fiance.

Bingo... It's the lying about it that is the biggest issue!

[olevetonahill]

But, but she's DAMAGED GOODS!
Ill fix every thing wrong with her . Then Spank her .

[Frozen Sooner]

Or we could leave the politics completely out of it.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

It's a beautiful day...not

[Hornkiller]

The problem isn't that Patrino lied or cheated. The problem is that he hired her to work for him (at $100,000 a year) without going through the proper channels. Anyone else qualifed for the job with a halfway decent lawyer could have a field day with this.

Still he isn't going to get fired. The guy could cheat on his wife with the entire cheerleading squad, take over Mike Vick's Dog fighting operation and burn the American Flag and still keep his job. As long as Arkansas is on the climb and as long as LSU, Alabama and Auburn are in the same division he is safe.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The problem isn't that Patrino lied or cheated. The problem is that he hired her to work for him (at $100,000 a year) without going through the proper channels. Anyone else qualifed for the job with a halfway decent lawyer could have a field day with this.

Still he isn't going to get fired. The guy could cheat on his wife with the entire cheerleading squad, TAKE OVER MIKE VICK'S DOG FIGHTING OPERATION AND BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG and still keep his job. As long as Arkansas is on the climb and as long as LSU, Alabama and Auburn are in the same division he is safe.haha. I like your style. Welcome to this...whatever it is.

[oumartin]

He's been fired

[Sabanball]

Joe Schad reporting that Bobby Petrino has been fired.

The moral to this story--ALWAYS wear a helmet.;)

[soonerhillbilly]

Press conf 7:15 local news fay ark

[olevetonahill]

Joe Schad reporting that Bobby Petrino has been fired.

The moral to this story--ALWAYS wear a helmet.;)

Well thats HIS punishment
Im still waiting for HER to be sent to my room

[Sabanball]

The question becomes now does Arky go after an external HC candidate or promote someone to interim? I'm guessing they make a run at our DC, Kirby Smart.

[agoo758]

If they retain him, no matter the financial penalties, Arkansas will eventually regret this.


And what financial penalties would they face considering there is a provision to fire him over this?

[agoo758]

Yup. It appears to be official, this is the best story I can find. Apparently, espn doesn't find this newsworthy enough....

http://wreg.com/2012/04/10/bobby-petrino-fired-as-arkansas-coach/

[Sabanball]

And what financial penalties would they face considering there is a provision to fire him over this?

Fans withdrawing financial support to the program. BP is very popular in Fayetteville.

Good to see Arkansas do the right thing. Some lines simply cannot be crossed. Having an affair with a direct report and lying to your AD about it are both termination offenses and he should suffer the consequences.

[agoo758]

Fans withdrawing financial support to the program. .


Ahhhh...... didn't think of that.

Frankly however, I wouldn't want my department filled with sociopathic ****s who condone an unfaithful, lying POS anyway.

[Sabanball]

At least Bobby and Jessica don't have to hide their relationship anymore. Ain't love just a beautiful thing?;)

[Frozen Sooner]

The question becomes now does Arky go after an external HC candidate or promote someone to interim? I'm guessing they make a run at our DC, Kirby Smart.

They'd be fools not to, and I think this one is high-enough level for Smart to listen.

[ashley]

He was fired because he was a jerk to everyone in the state and they loved the opportunity. In the coaching fraternity he was known as the biggest jerk in football.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh no...Bobby Patrino was behaving like a usual horny guy! Better fire him!

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh no...Bobby Patrino was behaving like a usual horny guy! Better fire him!

Mind you, I'm not married, but you think it's normal horny guy behavior to cheat on his wife and hire his mistress? Because I'd think Mrs. Stormchaser might have a bone to pick with you if that's the case.

[swardboy]

They'd be fools not to, and I think this one is high-enough level for Smart to listen.

That's Smart on so many levels.

[cccasooner2]

I hope Jessica was able to keep her job, she has a June wedding to help pay for.

[LVSOONER15]

Well there we have it folks. Good night.

[virginiasooner]

I hope Jessica was able to keep her job, she has a June wedding to help pay for.

She can use the $20,000 "gift" (according to ESPN) she got from her now unemployed motorcycle buddy.

[BoulderSooner79]

Petrino is an idiot. Everyone knows your mistress is supposed to be half your age PLUS SEVEN.

[Seamus]

She has a June wedding to help pay for.

Doubtful.

[texaspokieokie]

The problem isn't that Patrino lied or cheated. The problem is that he hired her to work for him (at $100,000 a year) without going through the proper channels. Anyone else qualifed for the job with a halfway decent lawyer could have a field day with this.

Still he isn't going to get fired. The guy could cheat on his wife with the entire cheerleading squad, take over Mike Vick's Dog fighting operation and burn the American Flag and still keep his job. As long as Arkansas is on the climb and as long as LSU, Alabama and Auburn are in the same division he is safe.Guess this is wrong, i say, after the fact. Hope she was really good, cost him an$18mil buy-out.

[olevetonahill]

Guess this is wrong, i say, after the fact. Hope she was really good, cost him an$18mil buy-out.

Who can put a price on Quality Punanny

[texaspokieokie]

Who can put a price on Quality PunannyNot me, but i feel sure it wasn't worth a good coaching job, plus 18mil.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Mike...fix your sarcasm meter.

Besides...how many coaches have we seen in all sports in recent years have mistresses on the side? Or politicians for that matter? He's just another moron who got too big for his britches...and finally got taken down a few notches.

[cvsooner]

From what I know of D1 coaching jobs, who on earth has the time for an affair? Amazing.

[texas bandman]

From what I know of D1 coaching jobs, who on earth has the time for an affair? Amazing.

That's why he hired her. :D

[Boomer.....]

University of Arkansas offered Jessica Dorrell a first class ticket out of Fayetteville, but she declined because she only rides coach.

[Jacie]

I admit I was surprised that he was fired. I thought in D-1 football results trumped moral turpetude or whatever.

The big question now is who do the hogs turn to now? Petrino may be a poor excuse of a husband, but he has proven track record for churning out wins or else he would not have been there in the first place. Hog fans will have to bite the bullet on this one and accept the cost of being morally superior and politically correct as fewer W's and more L's.

[swardboy]

God bless Bob Stoops.

[Frozen Sooner]

I admit I was surprised that he was fired. I thought in D-1 football results trumped moral turpetude or whatever.

The big question now is who do the hogs turn to now? Petrino may be a poor excuse of a husband, but he has proven track record for churning out wins or else he would not have been there in the first place. Hog fans will have to bite the bullet on this one and accept the cost of being morally superior and politically correct as fewer W's and more L's.

According to the local news, they're after none other than Garrick McGee.

[picasso]

He wasn't fired for banging the girl. He was fired for lying to everybody in China about it and a few other things.
I'd be willing to bet that he just might still have his job had he come clean. No pun intended.

[Lott's Bandana]

God bless Carol Stoops.


fify

[texaspokieokie]

University of Arkansas offered Jessica Dorrell a first class ticket out of Fayetteville, but she declined because she only rides coach.Very funny; yet subtle !!!

[BigTip]

University of Arkansas offered Jessica Dorrell a first class ticket out of Fayetteville, but she declined because she only rides coach.

Very punny!

lol lol

[BigTip]

Moral turpitude....MORAL TURPITUDE!
http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Beulah-Balbricker.jpg

[MamaMia]

I'm surprised he still has a home. Hopefully his wife is just using him for a punching bag until she throws him out.

[C&CDean]

He wasn't fired for banging the girl. He was fired for lying to everybody in China about it and a few other things.
I'd be willing to bet that he just might still have his job had he come clean. No pun intended.


Whaa? Even the president doesn't get fired for lying about his cigar loving sluts. Impeached, yes. Fired, no. Man, they're tough in the SEC.

[texaspokieokie]

he was fired for lying.

[BigTip]

he was fired for lying.

It could have gone this way just as easily:

"Yes, I hired my biotch so I could bang her at will. I also wrecked my bike while getting a hand job. Sorry."

"Thanks for telling the truth Bobby. Now get out there and lets win us a national title!"

[Salt City Sooner]

Hmm... Ol' Bobby may have a bit more game than we originally thought:

http://deadspin.com/5901394/over-two+month-period-bobby-petrino-exchanged-200-messages-with-former-miss-motorcycle-mania-bikini-model

[picasso]

Hey, Bill Snyder could score some strange with his status. Just sayin'.

[BoulderSooner79]

Hey, Bill Snyder could score some strange with his status. Just sayin'.

Now there's a mental image I'm going to have to drink away.

[fanabouttown]

Bobby Petrino leaving Fayettville...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Bobby Petrino leaving Fayettville...Whatta First Post!!!

[picasso]

Now there's a mental image I'm going to have to drink away.
Doh!

[Scott D]

Mind you, I'm not married, but you think it's normal horny guy behavior to cheat on his wife and hire his mistress? Because I'd think Mrs. Stormchaser might have a bone to pick with you if that's the case.

SSC's employer would be a bigger problem for him than Mrs. Stormchaser. Now, when he retires and goes into the Nursing Home industry she'd have a beef D

[Salt City Sooner]

Ms. Dorrell resigns her position for $14 K:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7826212/bobby-petrino-former-aide-jessica-dorrell-resigns-arkansas-razorbacks-post

[soonerloyal]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/BobbyPetrinoMotorcycleClub.jpg

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Lose your job and lose your fiancee' - Hope it was worth it...

[Pricetag]

$14,000 is too much, but I was glad she didn't get some kind of jackpot payout to keep her mouth shut.

[SoonerStormchaser]

SSC's employer would be a bigger problem for him than Mrs. Stormchaser. Now, when he retires and goes into the Nursing Home industry she'd have a beef D
Heh...but you are correct. My job is one of the few left where adultery gets you thrown in the slammer.

[MamaMia]

I cant believe that Mrs. Petrino hasn't kicked him out yet.

[DBrown]

Adds all new meaning to the phrase...."Leaving town with your tail between your legs"!

[Salt City Sooner]

Pigs have hired John L. Smith (ex-Louisville, Michigan St. HC) to be interim coach.

[LVSOONER15]

Well it ain't too hard to find a John Smith.

[Flagstaffsooner]

This guy is a slezeball as well.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Pigs have hired John L. Smith (ex-Louisville, Michigan St. HC) to be interim coach.

What, he was at Weber State or something as their new coach, but left before ever coaching a game...

[Lott's Bandana]

What, he was at Weber State or something as their new coach, but left before ever coaching a game...

Arky now has a pattern of hiring coaches that don't seem to feel commitment is something that they need to be concerned about.

I wonder if Coach Smith has a motorcycle.

[Scott D]

The Bama v Pigs game is going to be amusing up in the East Lansing area.