Truisms

[champions77]

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work,
because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other
half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is
going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

[Turd_Ferguson]

Wurd.

[KantoSooner]

Don't **** into the wind.

Never play cards with a man named 'Lucky'.

Always drink the local beer.

If a girl doesn't smell good, don't sleep with her.

Always bring a gun to a knife fight.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face.

[cleller]

I enjoyed 'em all. It must mean someone is about to find fault in your observations.

[KantoSooner]

Now Miz, I can think of one or two circumstances that would put the lie to your statement. But I'm too much of a gentleman to explain them here.

[Mississippi Sooner]

:playful:

[olevetonahill]

Dont squat with yer spurs on

[Turd_Ferguson]

Never pet a dog thats on fire.

[olevetonahill]

Never pet a dog thats on fire.
But ALWAYS pet the Woman who is .

[Turd_Ferguson]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...

[olevetonahill]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...
That bitch aint sweatin I aint pettin.

[Sooner5030]

OKC > Tulsa

[LiveLaughLove]

Always look on the bright side of life <whistles>

[Tulsa_Fireman]

PIITB.

[SicEmBaylor]

OKC > Tulsa
This is false.
Tulsa>OKC

[TUSooner]

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work,
because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other
half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is
going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

The devil is in the details.

"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
Abraham Maslow

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."
H. L. Mencken

[KantoSooner]

If Mencken hadn't been such a total *********, I'd probably like him more.

[Fraggle145]

PIITB.

Thread over. You win.